Sexy Sluts of the Spanish Main - The Pirate Michelle's Fleet Arrives

Started by Michelle, April 03, 2014, 11:03:21 PM

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Michelle

#15
message April 08, 2014, 05:11:03 AM
Let me regurgitate myself then...

One  - the Fuckin Islands are a resort for penguins....now...I love penguins.....so penguin lovers.....back the fuck off!!

Two - Da Queen - I love Queen..Freddie Mercury was a Bad Ass.....greatest band in history behind DIre Straits!

Three - So what am I complaining about?

errrr.......nuttin...I could use a nice raise though :)

*smiles sweetly*
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

Fw190 A

#16
message April 08, 2014, 05:27:27 AM Last Edit: April 08, 2014, 05:41:01 AM by Fw190 A
Oh my God ... My man Braveheart is arguing with himself! Dude, you need to cut back on those meds. Seriously, you guys crack me up. And Michelle, I think you're the Queen. Can't wait to see more. And yes Dire Straits is the best ...

Michelle

#17
message April 08, 2014, 05:55:02 PM Last Edit: April 08, 2014, 06:04:55 PM by Michelle
I sincerely hope people don't think I am insulting Brits or disparaging them.  Some PM's I have received seem to reflect the contrary.
I thought that the over all tenor of my story would be taken in the fun, silly and humorous vein that it was intended to be in because that is truly how it all was meant.

If I have offended anyone, I can only offer my apologies and refrain from writing in that vein again.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

peccavi

#18
message April 08, 2014, 10:26:55 PM
err the Easter Rebelliion was in 1916.
Blondes are cool Brunettes are Hot!!

Michelle

#19
message April 09, 2014, 02:30:56 PM
The Brits aside.....I might pick on the French though :P
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

Michelle

#20
message April 09, 2014, 02:42:08 PM
and the Australians are always fair game....DUH!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

Michelle

#21
message April 09, 2014, 02:45:53 PM Last Edit: April 09, 2014, 02:48:23 PM by Michelle
Quote from: Braveheart on April 09, 2014, 02:44:11 PM
Horace François Bastien Sébastiani, Comte de La Porta poops his silk pants ...

//Braveheart

Didn't he graduate from that former penal colony now know as Australia?

Just sayin..

God Save Da Queen!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

GoldenGirl

#22
message April 09, 2014, 03:05:06 PM
Quote from: Braveheart on April 09, 2014, 02:44:11 PM
Horace François Bastien Sébastiani, Comte de La Porta poops his silk pants ...

//Braveheart


Couldn't he get to the Porta Potti in time?

GG

GoldenGirl

#23
message April 09, 2014, 07:25:20 PM
Meanwhile, back in France, an aged crone [well, she would be by now], named Marie Antoinettem paces up and down in the Royal palace. She is not well pleased.

"Chic alors!  Do I not haff enough to contend wit, zese days? You mean ziss?!"

"Oui, Majesty! Ze Ingleesh - zey are joining in zer maritime gold rush in zer Caribbean", replies her messenger.

Marie Antoinette gets more irate, "Vell zen, launch ze fleet for ze honour of France! Ve shall blockade zem and starve zem out!"

"But Majesty! Zat is inhumane! Zey vill starve to death!", the messenger replies.

"Sapristi!  Zen let zem eat cake!" the Queen says with a haughty look.

GoldenGirl

#24
message April 09, 2014, 07:46:32 PM
Quote from: Evangelina on April 09, 2014, 07:41:12 PM
Meanwhile this Cubanita pirate is sitting on the beach guarding her treasure smoking her Cuban cigar and drinking a Baccardi  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Mind that Cuban cigar doesn't fall where the other one did, or there'll be frantic break dancing on Varadeo beach! :o ;D

GG

Ewa S

#25
message April 10, 2014, 04:41:05 AM
Wonderfully written, but again, I wouldn't have expected any less from you Chelley :*

GoldenGirl

#26
message April 11, 2014, 01:24:20 AM
Quote from: TheScribbler on April 11, 2014, 01:13:24 AM
I'm imagining Eva with a box of cigars, a bottle of rum, a sword and a brace of pistols...and a parrot...all in her cleavage :)


Jeez, mate!  I've heard of "well-stacked", but this is ridiculous!  What about the mini cannon...and the crate of thunderflashes?   :o

GG

Michelle

#27
message April 11, 2014, 01:35:51 PM Last Edit: April 11, 2014, 10:12:10 PM by Michelle
I continue to thank all of you for your encouragement and support!.......it really means  a lot to me...

And I am going to give a shout out to one that has particular meaning.....

To the super sexy and always gorgeous Ewa S......

Thank you baby......You're still the best :)

To the rest of you..again thanks....Chapter 3 coming up I hope Monday!!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

Michelle

#28
message April 17, 2014, 07:47:10 PM Last Edit: April 17, 2014, 07:48:04 PM by Michelle
I have decided to dedicate out attack on Port Royal to Harper's dog Agamemnon!

A better pirate dog never lived!!

This one is for you Aga!!!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

##catfitewatcher314

#29
message April 19, 2014, 05:45:24 AM
Eva  only one thing to say for all that you are holding in the one place   Oh My ;)


  We have a future Author in FCF who has two different stories up... one a little serious ( Harper's) and this one that has with its crazy fun side. *raises a bottle of Rum found in Michelle's ship*Cheers! Yo Ho Ho *staggering* Michelle's first mate Carly has noticed me and alerts Capt. Michelle to my presence and she turns her head with her Spanish Pirate hat...with the feather blowing in the sea air and her own Pirate emblem  on flag waving above her..... her steely eyes glare at me..... I quickly hide Rum behind my back *hiccup* ;D
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