Jessica Simpson IS Ultrawoman

[Freefall]

My next superheroine anthology story will star Jessica Simpson as Earths greatest superheroine ULTRAWOMAN !




Jessica's Ultrawoman is an alien come to earth as an infant. Our planets yellow sun give her powers never before seen by any human. Raised as Jessica Simmons, Ultrawoman uses her powers for good and becomes the greatest heroine ever known.

Ultra Woman will do battle with her longtime rival Alexis Kane. Kane is a wealthy woman of industry , society , and action. Alexis despises Ultrawoman more than anything alive.

I have few ideas as to who will portray Alexis... Im thinking

Megan Fox


Eva Green


Stephanie Mcmahon



Who would you like to see portray Jessica's nemisis ? Ill take the best ideas and run a poll !

[Vitezislav]

Eva Green is a good choice.

[blue338]

Jennifer Tilly or Mimi Rogers....

Both would portray Jessica's rival very well in the role you described it.   

[Sandman13]

Eva Green is the best villainess in movies right now. Sexy and evil. But Megan Fox would be good too.

[The Italian]

Eva Green, with Stephanie Mcmahon as her Henchwoman.

[wheelman]

Although Ive never thought of Jess possessing the physical (or mental) tools to be much more than a hapless victim, this is a fantasy board I guess!

[Ginny38]

Since Simpson is a blond, I tried to think of a brunette or redhead to portray her foil. I also think that (since our yellow sun slows Jessica's aging, IIRC) then her nemesis ought to be someone older (but doesn't HAVE to be) - perhaps someone who started out as a contemporary of Jessica's (HS or college rival?) A few names that come to mind (other than those already mentioned) included.....

her HS singing rivals: Katy Perry, Spears, Adele, Mariah Carey, (too many to list them all)

her HS acting rivals: Christina Hendricks, Natasha Henstridge, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Sofia Vergara, Tyra Banks, Mary Carey, Shannen Doherty, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Denise Richards. etc (a B-list actress?)

her HS athletic/cheerleader rivals: Cameron Diaz, ArielX, (maybe some moderately familiar porn star who was a failed athlete?)

her business (in her secret identity?) rivals: Bella and the Thorne sisters,

[Jebediah Morningside]

I like Eva Green for the part. 

-JM

[boobytrap]

Always Mcmahon for me

[bloodshot]

Jennifer Tilly or Mimi Rogers....

Both would portray Jessica's rival very well in the role you described it.   

No offense bro, but I think you're aging yourself here!  Especially with Mimi Rogers, isn't she close to 65 by now!?

[Jackflash Jump]

I would suggest Paris Hilton, the ultimate rich bitch. 

[slim20]

Love your stories, can't wait for the final product

[Ginny38]

After having (too much) time to think about this one, and enduring the long national nightmare known as
'the blackout' I've decided to resurrect this thread (in case Freefall hasn't freefallen thru a black hole or a time warp and is no longer in communication with the Milky Way galaxy!

Someone (The Italian) mentioned Stephanie McMahon as "henchwoman" (basically, I assume, a strong-arm sidekick who does the heavy lifting for the villainess). That set me to thinking about whether or not I'd like to see someone (like Paris Hilton, another suggestion) who wasn't all that physical, but very rich and able to hire out jobs they can't do on their own.

Nicki Minaj (about Simpson's height) as "Alexis Kane" a wealthy inner city crime lord(ess) who hires (a "down on her luck" ex-wrestler reduced to working as a bouncer at a lesbian club) Stephanie McMahon to send a message to "Ultie" to "back off yur nosing 'round my biz, byatch!"

I have trouble seeing how Ultrawoman, with her "yellow sun strength enhancement" wouldn't be able to handle even a big load like Stephanie, but maybe there's something like "Ultranite" a fragment of her home planet that weakens Ultrawoman? (nah, that's too outrageous, nobody'd believe in something like that!)

OR
Nicki places a "help wanted ad" on the DARK WEB advertising something like:
"Wealthy Earthling wishes to adopt an alien from another planet to handle clean-up. No heavy lifting involved, but carrying out trash is definitely a requirement! Send resume, w/color photo, essential personal details (i.e., height, weight, age, home planet - incl. gravity ratio to earth, mass, light years distance (liberal home leave policy), and job references like: Superheroines destroyed on a) Earth, b) Home Planet, c) other worlds, and d) other relevant experience dealing with annoying law enforcement agencies." 

[ozzgeb]

Another idea for a nemesis of Ultrawoman
The Constrictor (Mallika Sherawat) whose special powers are transforming from human form into a half-woman, half snake.
The Constrictor is a sworn enemy of Ultrawoman, who desires world domination and the chance to crush Ultrawoman in her serpentine coils.

My next superheroine anthology story will star Jessica Simpson as Earths greatest superheroine ULTRAWOMAN !




Jessica's Ultrawoman is an alien come to earth as an infant. Our planets yellow sun give her powers never before seen by any human. Raised as Jessica Simmons, Ultrawoman uses her powers for good and becomes the greatest heroine ever known.

Ultra Woman will do battle with her longtime rival Alexis Kane. Kane is a wealthy woman of industry , society , and action. Alexis despises Ultrawoman more than anything alive.

I have few ideas as to who will portray Alexis... Im thinking

Megan Fox


Eva Green


Stephanie Mcmahon



Who would you like to see portray Jessica's nemisis ? Ill take the best ideas and run a poll !

[ozzgeb]

As for who portrays Alexis, how about Julie Strain?

My next superheroine anthology story will star Jessica Simpson as Earths greatest superheroine ULTRAWOMAN !




Jessica's Ultrawoman is an alien come to earth as an infant. Our planets yellow sun give her powers never before seen by any human. Raised as Jessica Simmons, Ultrawoman uses her powers for good and becomes the greatest heroine ever known.

Ultra Woman will do battle with her longtime rival Alexis Kane. Kane is a wealthy woman of industry , society , and action. Alexis despises Ultrawoman more than anything alive.

I have few ideas as to who will portray Alexis... Im thinking

Megan Fox


Eva Green


Stephanie Mcmahon



Who would you like to see portray Jessica's nemisis ? Ill take the best ideas and run a poll !

[ozzgeb]