After having (too much) time to think about this one, and enduring the long national nightmare known as
'the blackout' I've decided to resurrect this thread (in case Freefall hasn't freefallen thru a black hole or a time warp and is no longer in communication with the Milky Way galaxy!
Someone (The Italian) mentioned Stephanie McMahon as "henchwoman" (basically, I assume, a strong-arm sidekick who does the heavy lifting for the villainess). That set me to thinking about whether or not I'd like to see someone (like Paris Hilton, another suggestion) who wasn't all that physical, but very rich and able to hire out jobs they can't do on their own.
Nicki Minaj (about Simpson's height) as "Alexis Kane" a wealthy inner city crime lord(ess) who hires (a "down on her luck" ex-wrestler reduced to working as a bouncer at a lesbian club) Stephanie McMahon to send a message to "Ultie" to "back off yur nosing 'round my biz, byatch!"
I have trouble seeing how Ultrawoman, with her "yellow sun strength enhancement" wouldn't be able to handle even a big load like Stephanie, but maybe there's something like "Ultranite" a fragment of her home planet that weakens Ultrawoman? (nah, that's too outrageous, nobody'd believe in something like that!)
OR
Nicki places a "help wanted ad" on the DARK WEB advertising something like:
"Wealthy Earthling wishes to adopt an alien from another planet to handle clean-up. No heavy lifting involved, but carrying out trash is definitely a requirement! Send resume, w/color photo, essential personal details (i.e., height, weight, age, home planet - incl. gravity ratio to earth, mass, light years distance (liberal home leave policy), and job references like: Superheroines destroyed on a) Earth, b) Home Planet, c) other worlds, and d) other relevant experience dealing with annoying law enforcement agencies."
