Erin Lee Vs KateA: We need to talk about Daniel.

[^Bridgette^]

I LOVE when you two tangle!

Not as much as me though 

[Erin Lee]

I step out of the motel room - hair a rat's nest, lipstick smeared, shirt buttoned wrong, one shoe-on, one shoe-off.

Behind me, Daniel's laying on the bed exhausted - shirtless torso sweaty, breathing hard.

"You ladies keep pillow-fighting as long as you want," I wink. "Daniel's in good hands."

Oh dear, Sadie, you will live to regret that comment.

[Erin Lee]

And she accuses me of yapping a lot?!?! I guess it's alright if ya wanna read 15 paragraphs before you get to the action. I actually fell asleep half way through that monologue and woke to find her fists coming flying at me from all directions. Good to see one missed though. Don't worry, sarcasm is my main weapon of choice, Kates is talking. Am i being mean? I sure hope so. Nice of Sadie to let us all know where Daniel is and what he's been doing, i think Sadie is just a wishful dreamer, only this dream will turn into her nightmare...and that my friends is a promise.

See now, Katie, for tis she i share a flat with. Some call them apartments but being a north Manchester chick i call them by there real name...flats. Frasier has an apartment and he's a yank. Why i hear you ask, do two people who clearly spend much of their time hating and fighting each other share a flat? Well i'll tell ya. Katie, on her more amenable days is a friendly, generous outgoing chick. Legs up to her ass, a smile that would melt an iceberg and lotsa money. On top of that she enjoys a good fight and that is the real attraction of Katie. It saves me having to go looking for a fight when i know i can come back to our FLAT and within a matter of minutes we are going at it. Added to that, neither of us are gonna be calling the fuzz, plod, pigs, peelers, coppers and any other name you know the police by. So there you have it, we live together cos we like to fight together. I'm pretty sure that makes us certifiable but what else would you expect from two women who actually LIKE to fight.

I should say at this point that Monica has agreed to fight me once this fight is over, no doubt hoping i'll be sufficiently beat up to offer lil resistance.

And so, to the fight. I push Kate away, she replies by swinging punch after punch at my face and body. Some hit, the one to my tit knocked it out of my bra. The assembled hooted in delight at this. Then a punch to my face catches me fully on the cheek. That one not only staggered me, it turned my face to the side and sent a shower of sweat flashing across the room. It hurt, i won't deny it, it hit the very same area that Kates nails had carved pretty pictures on earlier.

I scream out in rage and rush at you. All thoughts of a tactical scrap now long gone. My hands flail at your face, my body crashes into yours..."I fucking HATE you" i scream as i try to headbutt you on the nose.

[marlu Queen]

Watching the fight between these two bitches I have to say that you have not been the only ones to spend moments with Daniel, while I shake my hair and adjust my top with my girls

[Erin Lee]

Seems MY Daniel is uber popular but that is hardly a surprise to me. There are plenty who claim to own him, including the bitch Kate and that's ok too. You are all liars, cheats and sluts....as the song goes *All my friends are sluts and whores* In fact, after a quick trip over to YouTube i found this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsC_2u4fMOY

Now, it's a Saturday morning, if i remember correctly Kate is going to open the voting today. I urge you people, vote, vote, vote. Vote for me or vote for Kate, she tried so hard the lil dear, even trying to start another fight with Sadie mid way through a fight with me, i mean, that's confidence, right? or stupidity? You decide. Hell, the bitch even turned her back on me...now where did i put that baseball bat? But no, i wouldn't, would i? nah. I enjoy watching Sadie getting slapped silly too much to try and interfere. So i stand there, right hip cocked, right hand resting on right hip, right eyebrow raised

Finally you get back to me...so very kind of you. I uncock hip, lower eyebrow and bunch up fist. Yep the bitch penetrated my well known cool as the red tram lines on her face and the swollen nose clearly show. Penetrating my cool is not the smartest decision you have ever made

You don't really look so cute sat there on ya butt with ya face all messed up and ya nose dripping blood. I could, right here and now aim a kick at the underside of ya jaw and end this scrap, but my cool has recooled so instead of following up that headbutt, which i have to say, i am not that proud of delivering, it was cheap and despite what Kate says, i am NOT cheap.

I rearrange my breasts back inside my bra, getting them all nice n comfy, then i reach for Kates hair, but i don't try and lift her, i remember what happened last time i did that, instead i start to back away, looking to drag her by said hair across the carpet.

[Erin Lee]

Listen, popsicle, if i didn't spend time adjusting my boobs back inside my bra, firstly i'd be concentrating on you...and you know that would not be a good thing...for you. And secondly they would take everyones attention away from you and that's another thing you wouldn't enjoy...so quit moaning.

As for my sense of direction, well, i know where you are and at the moment that's the only direction i need to know...capiche?

As for getting lost on an escalator, well i've never managed to do this but i have had one unfortunate incident involving one. When i was ickle i sat down on a step as the escalator moved upwards, only i didn't get up as it reached the top and my hand was sliced open by them sharp bits of metal where the treads vanish to go back and do it all over again. It hurt!

So, i'm dragging Kate around the room by her hair, she scuttles after me as quickly as her rather large posterior will allow. The assembled are laughing and jeering, does that mean they support me?...does it hell. They don't give a monkeys who wins as long as we both get beat up. Like i said previously, sluts and whores.

I'm just starting to enjoy myself when Kate has to go and ruin things by getting a bit too close and slamming her fist into my kitty. Time seems to stand still, my mouth drops open, eyes widen, then a rather loud moan of protest...oh ok, more like a screech of pain exits my mouth. I let go of her hair and as my knees wobble i go to covering my kitty with both hands...that was as low, if not lower than a headbutt, you bitch.

I back away as fast as my knock knees will allow..."fucking tramp" i hiss, more of a strangled groan if i'm honest, then i slowly subside to my knees with my back to the wall.

[marlu Queen]

without losing attention to the fight between these two bitches, the only thing I want is for them to ruin each other, neither of them is better than me...

[marlu Queen]

without losing attention to the fight between these two bitches, the only thing I want is for them to ruin each other, neither of them is better than me...

Please Marlu, catfighting is a game for the young! So why don't you go and crochet something you jealous old crone!

That comment makes me take part in the fight... while Erin drags Kate by the hair... I kicked that bitch Kate in the legs

[marlu Queen]

without losing attention to the fight between these two bitches, the only thing I want is for them to ruin each other, neither of them is better than me...

Please Marlu, catfighting is a game for the young! So why don't you go and crochet something you jealous old crone!

That comment makes me take part in the fight... while Erin drags Kate by the hair... I kicked that bitch Kate in the legs

"Ow you dirty old skank...how dare you kick me bitch!" I snarl.

Turning my head towards the Crochet Queen, I hiss:

"When I'm done with Erin, you and me are going to have a little chat...bitch!"

Meanwhile my scissor hold slackens just a little leaving Erin at no risk of losing consciousness however her escape of my clutches will take some effort.

I accept... you bitch...

[Erin Lee]

As i struggle to my knees Kate is there waiting but one of the assembled gives her a swift kick up her more than ample rump. Now i don't for a single moment think this was to help me, although i think i need help, no, it's because this person wants to fight with Kate. Far be it from me to get in the way of this side show, cos that is exactly what it will be. Kates attention turns to this interloper who i now know to be Marlu Queen, self styled no doubt with a very inflated sense of her own worth. I mean, getting involved in someone elses fight just ain't done, but she did, so she has and i'm sure even Kate will be able to straighten her out.

Seems Kate isn't intending to fight her now however as her attention turns back to me. What have i been doing while Kates attention was on Marlu, well you can guess, i was straightening my bra and trying to recover from the cheap shot to my kitty.

Kate is quick to get back on the attack, grabbing my hair and hauling me forwards while pulling my head down. Her long legs wrap around my head and she starts to squeeze. My arms and to a certain extent my legs start to flail around as i desperately seek a way out of this situation. I hear Kate and Marlu continue their arguement. Hell, Kates attention isn't even fully on me and yet she still has me in a vice like head scissors

I feel the pressure on my head slacken for some reason and i start to slap at her thighs. My head is burning and no doubt red as a beetroot, i need to escape this nasty hold and quickly. So i stop with the slaps and instead dig my nails intp the back of your thighs, ripping them down your flesh in a desperate attempt to free myself

[marlu Queen]

I follow the fight carefully and I see the dirty movement of that bitch Kate, as expected... Erin is not a friend of mine, in fact... we have already fought on other occasions, but Kate's movement burying the gum in Erin's hair is like being a bad whore...

[Ivanna (Holly) Garner]

Omg two of the best and two of my favorites

[Erin Lee]

Clawing away at Kates legs, so frazzled by the headscissors i didn't even notice she was wearing jeans, good job they were somewhat ripped or my clawing would be somewhat useless. However, i did manage to access the flesh of those long thighs and my clawing gets the desired response, my head pops free as you squeal and do your best to get away from me.

I'd have thought after our first two scraps, keeping well away from me is what you would have preferred, but no, ever a glutton for punishment, back you come again to test my desire to fight. I have to admit here and now i'm slowly but surely getting worn down. I do love a good fight but there is only so much fighting a bitch can do in any given period before her body and mind start to lose their abilities to fight back. I think after this has ended i'll join the assembled, grab a chair and a nice long cool glass of something alcoholic and watch Kate and Marlu tear lumps out of each other. That's if Kate is still able to walk, ain't no promises of that happening.

Where was i?...oh yes, just scarred her thighs and got me noggin free. I notice my breasts are once again making a break from the confines of my bra...oh sod it, i can't be assed putting them back this time. We are on our knees facing each other. I'm a bit more worn down i reckon after having my head squeezed and i react way too slowly as you crawl on your knees towards me. You have some gum, gawd knows where that came from but i know where it ends up, in my silken locks, that's where. Now that's pure filth, no other words do it justice. What low like bitch would tangle someones hair in chewing gum...or chuddy as we call it here. After doing the dirty deed you scuttle backwards, prolly the smartest move you've made in a while. I reach up into my hair and find it matted in gum, i sniff my fingers and get the smell of cherry, not even a flavour i like.

In anger i lurch up to my feet and rush at you, this time it's not my nails you need to watch out for but my fists, i start windmilling my arms, lefts and right headed in your direction but not with any particular skill or aim, just a desire to hurt you and make you suffer for what you just did

[MilfMaria]

How do you even vote for one over the over, these two set the cyberfighting bar so high!! I bow down to you both!!

[DemonicGriever8O8]

No matter how much more I read, my mind's been made up since the beginning.

Erin wins this.

[DemonicGriever8O8]