Michelle and crimson rash - Team Michelle Has An Accident
In this scene...we see Michelle as she is on her hands and knees cleaning up the mess after she has kicked the crap out of one of her opponents in the Pro Wrestling tournament.....Michelle is being assisted by crimsonrash...her manager.... and Michelle seems to be losing patience after the long tournament ordeal...
They are in the process of cleaning up the brains of one of Michelle's opponents that had .....well...had her "brains" beat out of her (not to be confused with "fuck her brains out" which will be the subject of another riveting scene
Evidently Michelle had backed her opponent into a corner and crimson was supposed to go medieval on her head with a Louisville Slugger and evidently this Slugger had some dynamite in the bat head and when crimson hit the poor unsuspecting soul ...well....BOOOM!!!!! I mean....real Road Runner shit!!! We join our intrepid duo in the process of cleaning up a helluva mess...
Michelle: "Oh, you sumbitch, I will never forgive your ass for this shit!! This is some fucked-up repugnant shit!!"
crimsonrash: "Michelle, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?"
Michelle: "Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass!!
crimsonrash: "I got a threshold, Michelle!. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me in the fuckin red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow!!"
Michelle: "Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?"
crimsonrash: "Yeah, I'm ready to blowup!"
Michelle: "Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in this for? You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the ring floor off, and you're pickin' up this knucklehead's skull!"
So what will Michelle and crimson do? Will Michelle actually get off brain detail? WIll crimson ever buy a Louisville Slugger from Wal-Mart again? Who's house are they gonna hide the evidence (AKA the bat) in? Sadie's or Emily's??
Regardless of the outcome...as you can see....Team Michelle is finely tuned well oiled machine. So remember that as you step into the voting booth....for results that make the other side lose their head.....Vote Michelle!!!!
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Many thanks to my friend Quentin Tarantino for letting me take liberties with one of his most famous scenes from one of my favorite movies....."Pulp Fiction"
