[Michelle]

*Waiting on Dominos to answer......finally!.....Yeah..that's right!...I want 18,000 medium pepparoni pizzas....extra mushrooms...and 36,000 Diet Cokes........9,000 small salads......Yeah MUTHAFUCKA!!!.....and I want the fuckers in 30 minutes or less!...*

"Oh you want a credit card number?".......*reaches into Sadies purse....rummages around....*

"Ok...this is a Visa.....name is sadiewrestles.......No!!...this isn't a fucking joke you pimply faced muthafucka!....you heard me!"

"Ohh......and a shitload of Ranch dressing!"

"And a buncha straws and napkins....plates......those wet naps thingies!"

"WHAT do you mean its over her limit??  JESUS!...OK!...Charge it to EmilyLayne......she has an account with you guys....she has to with that fat ass of hers.....it should be listed under "LOSER"......Yeah!...you got it!.....I'm hungry...so hurry it up!"

"Oh...and bring some ice for my elbow..I think I broke the damn thing!...OUCHIES!"

[Michelle]

*slides back under the bottom rope....and hands Eva my Iphone*

"Its for you....you gotta call"

*shrugs my shoulders*

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Seeing another one of these cheap foreign built chairs slid into the ring, I grab it before Michelle has a chance to.  I run it to the other side of the ring and hand it to Samsoni, Janey's Fred Flintstone looking manager for safe keeping 

[Michelle]

Wow...see that standing on the top rope shit sure can be dangerous!....someone shakes that rope and you could tip either way!......

Wowsa!!!!

What would Brian Boitano do?

[Michelle]

I don't want to eliminate her either.....

I simply want to grossly disfigure her!

Now where are my cigars......I think her ass needs a smoke!

But first....the disfigurement

[Michelle]

*I get up on the top rope in the corner....and do a back flip with a 3-1/2 gainer into the cheap seats...landing by crimson!...*

"I just eliminated myself ......lets go get pizza!"

"Where's Ami?"

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I get up confused, Michelle eliminated herself? What the fuck???  However the ref didn't see it and it wasn't made official yet.  This leaves Sadie by herself with Marlies.  With Janey, Mari and I still there and a bunch of other people just taking up space, especially a couple fat women who haven't done anything yet.  I think they just beat Michelle to her pizza especially if Emma sees that pizza.  I signal to Janey and Mari to take care of Marlies, while I have my eyes set on Sadie as she is working my sexy Cuban Goddess over in the corner.  I run and charge Sadie ready to splatter her to get her off of my friend

[Michelle]

*Climbs up on the ring apron and in one last act of defiance.....I grab that fat fuck Emma...by her Oh so greasy mangy stringy hair......
and with all the strength in my 5' 9-1/2" 142 pounds.....I pull the fat fuck as hard as I can up on the top rope.......FUCK!....I may need a crane to finish this!!!!*

(since Emma is a mute she won't protest in any way.....I promise)

[Michelle]

*I finally feel the fat fuck Emma slowly but surely tip and go over the top rope as I pull her down to the ring apron..and then the concrete floor!*

"SPLAAAT!"

"Ewwwww that's just gross!"

"Ok..who's next?"  "Gotta be more dead bodies!"

[Michelle]

*I get in an argument with the dumb ass ref...he keeps telling me I can't eliminate myself...that my move off the top rope was made illegal 3 years ago*

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"   "WHAT DO YOU MEAN!"  "That was a great move!!"     "Backwards flip with a 3 and a half gainer?"   WTF!!!    "I did that in the fucking Olympics MUTHAFUCKA!"

God dammit!!!!!!    It's that fucking Emily!!!!    Its her fault!!!!!

[Michelle]

*I see the midget Hispanic Goddess running towards Sadie and I am not having any of that.....I dive back under the bottom rope and into the ring and make a beeline for the Goddess and execute a perfect form waistline tackle as I drive through with my shoulder and wrap my arms around her!*

"Only room for one Goddess in this ring!!!!"

"OOOMMMPPPFFF!!!!   OOOWWWWWW!!!!!"

*grimmacing.....I feel kinda like I dislocated my shoulder...maybe I can pop it back in.....I picked a fine time to get off OxyContin!*

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I start to charge across the ring when suddenly I see Michelle.  What the fuck?  I thought she was gone GODDAMMIT!!! She charges right towards me, I manage to duck enough where I don't get the full brunt of her shoulder block, but she hits me enough to where I lose balance and fall straight into... oh no....

Sadie moves out of the way last second as my nose lands right in upside down Eva's vajayjay.  Eva lets out a yelp as I am on my knees, head buried in there like I am going to work but too dazed to even move.  Cameras start going off as I can hear Sadie and Michelle laughing at me.

[Michelle]

I look over at Eva and Carmen and kinda make a frowny face......

"Jesus Christ!....that is just wrong on so many levels!"

"MUTHAFUCKA!"

I walk over....bend over....brace myself by spreading my feet a bit....grab Carmen's ankles with both hands!!.....and pull real hard with all my strength!!!.......I hear this loud....POP!......

"Damn Eva.....didn't realize that Vuh J J of yours was so tight!"

"Good job"

"I think Carmen is gonna need a nose job.......WOWSA!"

"Good thing it wasn't Emily's pussy...Carmen woulda drowned in there...we'd of had to have put together a search party....wearing HAZMAT suits......"

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I start to come to out of shock, my face still in Eva's pussy, fortunately she still has those tight black leggings on with a thong underneath even though that isn't much protection.  I lay there while Eva moans, unfortunately for me it isn't a moan of pleasure  .  That scary looking Hannibal Lector guy starts yelling stuff at me while I continue to lay nose first in Eva's kitty. 

Suddenly someone grabs my ankles and pulls me hard away from Eva.  I land hard on my implants and bounce before I lie face down on the mat while Eva continues to hang upside down in front of me

[SatyriconTypoN]

These are the girls that need to advance to next round since they been working hard

Michelle, Sadie, Eva, Carmen, Mari-Angela, Janey, Marlies