[Michelle]

*gets on her cell phone and calls Dominos to order a pizza*

"Hey Ami.....you like pepperoni?.......lets get pepperoni and mushrooms......maybe a medium...we can share with Sadie when she's done making Janey's pee turn red..."

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I see Eva and Mari work over Emma who by now spilled her food on her chest and onto the Cookie Monster sounding manager.   Eva hits her "Taste of Cuba" on Emma.  Seeing they have her in control, while a couple of the other big girls just stand by watching.  I see Wrestle Fun Janey in trouble by the not much bigger than Mari but feisty Sadie.  I whistle across the ring, and as Sadie turns I spear her in the stomach knocking her down.

I get up and walk over to Janey, grab her by her hair and plant a big kiss on her lips.

Sorry, I may not be a tall Cuban with a big butt, but I think a sexy Venezuelan will do.  But if you like the taste of a Cuban, consider what I kissed a couple minutes ago

Now it is time to give Janey some support.  I see her busting her ass in here while others are just standing around not saying or doing anything.  Janey deserves to make it into the tournament.

[wrestlefunj]

I am still wincing from the hard kick from sadie and all of a sudden my hair gets grabbed and then a long swwet sexy kiss is given me by the goddess she smiles and I smile and then we go I separate ways as she tells me she speared sadie I see sadie moaning on the mat.

I don't feel to bad for her as I still am hurting myself.  I see Marlie working on taylor and hiss hey bitch pick on someone more your size bimbo.  I grab marles hair and slam my fist into he ribs I glare at Michelle and say not bad for a fat ass huh! 

[Michelle]

*I slink quietly over to the ring during the cluster fuck and mass confusion and chaos and slide under the bottom rope with my metal folding chair.....I move up behind the Venezuelan SLUT...errr....psuedo-Goddess....errrrrr....Venezuelan Goddess....... and raising the chair high above my head!.....aI SLAM it down as hard as I can on her pointed little greasy head!!!*

WHAAAMMMMM!!!!

"Now that's what I call a CLOSE ENCOUNTER!*

"Next time you all try to go 3 on one against my friend Sadie.....always remember that I'll be not far behind.....to help even the odds up since that is evidently the way chicken shits like "3BrainDeadDipSticks" roll...or whatever bogus crap name you're calling yourselves lately!"

*I take the chair and slide back under the bottom rope and walk back and take my seat by the wonderful Ami*

"Damn the pepperoni pizza looks GOOD!"   "Hey!...you've already eaten half of it!"
"How did you do that so fast?"   "For someone so little you sure do eat a lot!"

"Good thing I got a ton of extra popcorn when I robbed the concession stand...looks like the way you're going through it we're gonna need it!"

"HEY Sadie!.....let me know which if the 3...or is it......4 Stooges...is next.....and I'll be up to help!.....I wanna eat a few pieces of this pizza first before Ami inhales what's left!....Gees Ami!!..."

[Michelle]

My illustrious manager.....crimsonrash.....

Your mission...should you choose to accept it......

is to watch the 3 Stooges and janey (wrestlefunj and evidently the new 4th Stooge)...and cave in anyone's skull that tries to dry gulch Sadie or I from behind......

As always....should any member of your IMF force be caught or killed...the secretary.......that would be me...
will disavow any knowledge of your actions

Good luck.....and watch out for flying chairs

[Michelle]

Being that it was established long ago that Eva's MASSIVE ASS makes more noise and shakes the earth like an 8.0 earthquake......her approaching me is just too fucking easy to detect.....

I also had on my hard hat...given to me by my wonderful manager...just in case of dry gulching shit like this...

So i turn around as I feel Eva waste a perfectly good bottle of Bicardi...sticking my tongue out to lap in a few drops as it pours off my hard hat.....

I then get that world famous smile ...and I simply SLAM my left fist into her FAT GUT!!!!  Plowing all 5' 9-1/2" and 142 pound of me behind my fist!!   GUUUHHHHH!!!!!     And for good measure....and in the interest of not wanting my right fist to feel lonely.....I drive a right hook into her all too MOUTHY JAW!!!

CRAAACCKKKK!!!!!!

God what a waste of good booze.....I could have mixed that with a Coke

Damn!   I bet I broke a perfectly good nail too!

OK..where's that pizza Ami???

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Damn they don't make steel chairs like they used to.  Must be foreign made and not in Pittsburgh.  Yes if it was a Pittsburgh made steel chair I would be out of the game right now.  Therefore I am endorsing "National Steel"... what???

They are out of business??

Went out in 2003??

What the fuck??

No wonder I got up from that.

My new endorsement goes to the foreign made steel chairs at Pro wrestling arenas around the world, as well as Bacardi bottles that seem to have no effect on people.  Creating more Goldbergs and Rybacks around the ring than ever.

Now back to the action.  I run back and kiss Wrestle Fun Janey on the lips again and then grab Eva's big ass.  Lets get back to work my Cuban Bitch!.

I am your Psuedo Venezuelan Goddess and I approve that message!

[wrestlefunj]

I lean back against the ropes and wait to see if Marlies responds! As I do I see the  sneaky cheap chair shot with a defective chair by snake Michelle on my new friend and watch her slither out again. Well see does like to be on her belly hmmmmmmmm!   

Anyhow the cheek kiss by Eva and the invitation and then the attack with the rum bottle the hard hat out of nowhere must have hid in her top not much else there. The strong punch taken hard but well by Eva! Nod my head now that at least is some legit action!

I see Crimson come in and talk to his client and I look around and notice no one is watching I say hey Eva and the I wink slide out of the ring and smile go under the ring and get behind michelle and her mgr.  I say hi guys and hiss I can be sneaky to and grab two pieces of the pizza and smash them into Michelle face and hiss you look bet and chop her across the chest before she can recover.  I slide back into the ring and say come get some Michelle show me what you got and by the way you NEVER mix Rum and diet coke gawd

Now hey Sadie do you need Michelles protection little one lol  Eva lets get the group together and start making this a real battle royal

[Mari-Angelina]

Sadie grabs me by my hair, bounces my head off the turnbuckle as I wobble around with this look on my face!!!!



In the meantime Eva and Carmen are drinking Bacardi 151 in the ring that Carmen had hidden between those big plastic boobs of hers!!

A little help guys!!!!

[wrestlefunj]

ah no response yet from Marlies or Michelle so I slide over to sadie and grab  her by the hair an pull her off Mari and fall backwards pulling her with me I bring my knees up and as she falls she will have pain as soon as her back meets my raised knees hmmmmmmmmmmm I am going to enjoy this

[Emily Layne]

*laughs and move forward close to the ring just where Sadie is getting hurt by Janey *

Awwww poor Sadie baby, what's wrong?
I think you better suicide and jump over the top rope! This may be your only hope to save yourself from gettin your ass kicked by anyone in there

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Hmmm Crimson playing video games huh?  Too busy to look out for Michelle then.

I run up behind and dropkick Michelle as she flies through the ropes (not over so therefore she is NOT eliminated) but sending her landing on Crimson.

[Mari-Angelina]

BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! My head bounces off of the turnbuckle.  Sadie not much bigger than me starts lifting me up in her arms horizontally across her chest!!!! She drops me!!!

Wrestlefunj is there to help me out.  WrestlefunJ bends back Sadie as I climb to the second turnbuckle and drop an elbow to Sadie's belly!!!  I give wrestlefunj a high five!!!  Then we come up with a way to eliminate Sadie!

[Marlies]

I was working over Taylor so well, but suddenly Janey attacked me from behind and hit my kidneys hard! Then she went to hurt Sadie!
As I'm still recovering in a corner, I take a bodysplash by Eva.............the Cuban bitch grabs my arm to whip me throughout the ring, but I react and I reverse the move! I tense my body and I pivot on my right foot to whip her toward the group of Sadie, Janey and Mari-Angelina! Eva slams into Janey and they both fall down to the canvas! "Hey you bitches! Don't hurt my friend Sadie! Or you'll have troubles with me!"

[Michelle]

I climb into the ring and casually walk by and see little Eva on her hands and knees...and a big smile comes over my face as i do an elbow drop  with my right elbow on the back of her neck!!!.......YYYYAAAAAAHHH!!!!

I get up...rubbing my elbow!!.....shit that hurt!!!!....My God Damn funny bone!!!......

*walks around shaking my arm and flapping it like a bird!*

Next time I'll use my foot...

I walk over...say something to Sadie.....then slide under the bottom rope..go to my chair...get my Iphone....and call Dominos....