Update on the Elderly ring area attendant....
Those of you who enjoyed this wonderful event may be interested in the following from the local Sheriff's Office, issued earler today....
During a recent Poll match, an 80-year old ring area attendant remonstrated with a member of the audience who was smoking in a no-smoking area of the stadium. The miscreant reacted by blowing smoke into his face, causing him to collapse, choking, to the floor.
After a stay in hospital, the attendant is now recovering at home. There appears to be no permanent damage to him, although he now frequently exclaims "WOOOOOO HARRRRRRRRR" in a gruff voice, similar to Al Pacino.
From the scant information provided by the attendant, it seems there is a suspect, described as..."A beautiful-looking woman of Caribbean appearance, who was seen chomping on an 'El Presidente Corona [these are made from the best Havana leaf, and since they are several inches in diameter, they pack a potent punch to the unwary]. The suspect may also have had a large glass, containing an equally potent and exotic drink in her other hand.
At this time, we merely wish to interview the woman concerned; although, depending on our findings, it is possile that a charge of Assault by a Deadly Weapon could result"
Wooooo harrrrrrrrr!
