[sinclairfan]

2022; Mobile, Alabama

Patrick and Sherisa, a 51-year old couple
Meghan, Patrick's 44-year old ex from the 1990s

One Sunday night watching 60 Minutes.
S:  Did your ex get divorced?

P:  Huh?

S:  Your ex.  Did she get divorced?  In the last few months?

P:  Which ex?

S:  Don't act like you have a lot.

P:  Don't YOU act like I don't have ANY.

S:  Fair point.  Rephrase.  Did your psycho bitch ex get divorced?

P:  I don't know about psycho.

S:  So you admit she's a bitch?

P:  I admit I'm confused.

S:  So am I.  Why is she in Citrus County, Florida?  If she didn't get divorced?

P:  Sherisa .... who???

S:  Lying only makes me more suspicious, babe.

P:  Then I'll stop talking.

S:  Fair point number two...  I trust YOU ..... But not ...   HER.  I never have.

P:  So ....  very ..... confused.

S:  Well played tonight.  But something's up.  There's not too many reasons to move to Citrus County, Florida. ..... Not legit one's.

P: .....

S:  Never .... trusted ..... HER.

To be continued....

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The next day....

S:  You know those trips you made to Orlando in the fall?

P:  One trip .... but ok.

S:  Oh, that's right.  Only one was to Orlando.  You drove there, right?

P:  Yeah.  That was the point of moving to Mobile.  To be driving distance to Orlando.

S:  Ya, ya ..... do you catch 75 going there?

P:  Yeah.  75 to 4.  Route 4 basically exists for one reason ..... to get from the Gulf coast of Florida to Orlando.

S:  I see.

P:  ......and??

S:  75 cuts thru Citrus County, right?

P:  I don't know about that ..... Citrus County is right on the Gulf.... 75 is a bit inland.  It goes up to Atlanta, ya know.

S:  So ...... you DO know where Citrus County is.

P:  Very vaguely .... and no, IF you're wondering, I DON'T know where in Citrus County Meghan is.

S:  I didn't bring up Meghan.  Why did you bring HER up?

P:  You brought her up yesterday.

S:  I never mentioned her name.

P:  I'm fine talking about other ex's of mine .... if you'd like.  Melissa, Donna....

S:  Flooding the zone?  Is that what you're doing?

P:  If we're going to talk about Meghan, you can use her name.

S:  Do you like me saying her name?

P:  I prefer it to "psycho bitch", yes.

S:  When you talk with her about me, does she use MY name .... or "psycho bitch".

P:  I'll let you know the next time she brings up the topic.

S:  Will that be on your next trip to Orlando?

P:  ....... <sigh> .....

S:  I don't like her being in Citrus County.  There was no reason for her to move there.

P:  She's poor .... compared to us.  Housing costs a fortune in most of Florida.

S:  She's divorced .... isn't she?

P:  I ...  have .... no .... clue.

S:  Mark my words.  She's divorced.

To be continued.....

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Sherisa and Patrick, in bed in underwear

S:  I was at the gym today.

P:  Oh, yeah?  How'd that go?

S:  Pretty good workout.  Not too many people there.  December is the lull before it picks up again with the New Years' Resolution crowd, ya know?

P:  Ah.  That, plus everyone is  Christmas shopping.

S:  Have you gone Christmas shopping yet for your ex?

P:  Ha ha!  I suppose you mean my Citrus County ex?  Because I DO havr more than one ex.

S:  You do .... but only one would expect a gift from you .... and only one do you have a way to send it to her .... or .... BRING it to her.

P:  Ok, so, I actually don't have a way to do either.  I don't know WHERE in Citrus County she is.

S:  Lucky for her.  Wanna know what my workout was today?

P:  What was your workout, Sherisa.

S:  Cardio kickboxing.  On the heavy bag.

P:  And?  [rolls eyes]  How'd you do?

S:  I kicked ass.

P:  I'm proud of you, babe.  So .... are you gonna use this skill?  On someone?

S:  On your ex.  Your Citrus County ex.

P:  I see.  If she comes here?

S:  If she comes here.  Or if she doesn't.  I might drive to Citrus County.

P:  I see.

S:  [feeling under Patrick's underwear]  You're hard as a rock, babe.

P:  [feeling under Sherisa's underwear] And you're wet as the ocean.

S:  Then what are we waiting for?

[20 minutes later.]

S:  I wish your bitch ex could have watched that.

P:  You were thinking of HER???

S:  Don't lie.  YOU were, too.

To be continued.......

[sinclairfan]

Facetime call
Patrick
Donna, a 37-y.o. married ex of his

P:  Hey, babe.  It was great seeing you in Orlando.

D: Damn straight, it was great.  Best ...  sex   ..... ever.  Does your bitch wife Sherisa suspect anything?  I didn't scratch you too hard, right?

P:  She suspects something .... but not YOU.

D:  Tell me more .... another girlfriend you wanna 'fess up to?

P:  Not a girlfriend.  An ex.  Check this out.  Remember psycho Meghan?  Sherisa found out Meghan lives in Citrus County, Florida now ..... it's REALLY low scale ..... like, REALLY low rent ..... anyways, she's positive that yhe next time I go to Orlando, I'm making a pit stop in Citrus County.  Isn't that great?

D:  Well .... not completely.  I don't want Sherisa spying on you at your next Orlando meeting ..... or you cutting back on Orlando meetings.

P:  Cutting back won't happen.  But you're right .... the meetings need to be legit for work, or I'm bustdd.  But what choice do I have, right? 

D:  Is there a way ... nah ..... this will never work.

P:  Say it, Donna.  I need ideas.

D:  Is there a way to get, like, Sherisa and Meghan to beat the crap out of each other??

P:  OMG, if they were ever in the same place, they totally would.

D:  Betchya you'd like watching that, cowboy.

P:  Don't deny you wouldn't.  Nobody loves chickfights more than chicks.

To be continued.....

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Patrick and Sherisa, at home mid-day

P:  I have a business trip I need to do in January.

S:  [rolls eye] Let me guess.  Seeing Mickey and Minnie in [air quotes] 'Or-lan-do'??  [another eye roll]

P:  Nah.  Not Orlando.

S:  Good.  [under breath] Take that, Meghan.

P: ......

S:  So??  Where the fuck is the trip to?

P:  Tampa.

S: [springs up in anger]  TAMPA ?!?!? The fuck?  That's practically Citrus County?!?

P:  Is not!  It's over an hour away.

S:  I don't like it!!!  You're gonna see that bitch Meghan!!!

P:  [holds cell phone to ear]  Hi?  Boss?  I can't make that trip in January.  My jealous wife thinks it's too close to my ex in Citrus County.  Oh?  I'm fired?  Gee, that sucks.

S:  Very funny.  Ok, first .... I'm NOT being jealous, .... I'm being VIGILANT.  Second, it's not you I don't trust .... it's HER.  And third, ... did SHE know you were going to do Orlando and Tampa trips when she picked Citrus County??  Because it sure sounds like it.

P:  You would need to ask her.

S:  Maybe I WILL.

[snw]

I’m looking forward to more of this one. It sure sounds as though it could be rather entertaining.

[sinclairfan]

Donna<->Patrick texts

> Got a coupla minutes?  I'm on a boring Zoom call.

> Same here.  Ya, I got 15.

> Oooo, just enough time to fuck, if we were in the same room.  ;'p

> That would hit the spot, wouldn't it?

> Ya.  But ...  different question:  your wife Sherisa....

> She needs 15 minutes just to get wet, an hour to fuck, if that's what ur asking.

> Eww, TMI.  No, what I'm asking is ... like, when was her last actual fight?

> Let's see ..   I didn't see it .... but 2016 neighborhood Halloween Party ... she and a younger girl were both Wonder Woman.

> WTF  is her prob?  Isn't showing your husband the whole point of fighting dressed as WW??

> She didn't want me to see her lose.

> Still ...  is she good at fighting??

> She's commtted .... when she DOES fight, she's all in.  How are YOU at fighting, babe?

> Well ....  I don't like to brag .... but I handle my shit.

> Good answer.  GTG.

> GTG.  <kisses>

To be continued....

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Donna<-->Patrick texts, Christmas afternoon

> Merry Christmas, studley.  Got a few minutes?

> Merry Christmas, Dee.  Ya, Sherisa's cooking.  Good timing.

> Did she give you your traditional Xmas morning blow job?

> LOL.  You really want the details?

> I asked, didn't I babe?  Well?  Did she?

> She did.  Woke me up to it.

> I get jealous hearing about her sucking ur cock.  I wish it was me.

> I wish it was u, too.  You do it better than her.

> I know.  I do EVERYTHING beter than her.  Don't u forget it.

> I won't.  Time out, tho.  What did YOU do in bed this morning.

> Rode my spousal unit reverse cowboy.  Pretended it was u.

> Liar, lol.

> Men don't get jealous, do they?

> That's a complicated question.  How do I tell if I'm jealous.

> Well ... I can tell u how I feel ... getting jealous of your wife.

> Please do, Donna.

> Well .... I think of your wife Sherisa ... driving over to your house ... ringing the doorbell .... strutting into the kitchen .... digging my nails into her blonde hair ....

> Go on.  This is good.

> Looking her in the eyes .... and saying .... BITCH  .... I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE .... IMA GONNA MESS UP YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW .... so bad that .... so that when you bend over to suck ur man's cock .... he sees ur ruined hair

> So sexy

[snw]

Good setup. The girl bragging about kicking his girl’s ass is hot in itself. Being he knows them both intimately makes the trash talk hot since it could easily really happen. I sure hope it does in your story.

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Patrick and Sherisa in bed, Dec 28

> [kisses her husband's face chastely, rolls onto his chest] Isn't sleeping in this week divine?  I can't wait till we're retired and do this every morning.

> Me neither.  Speaking of divine .... [motions with his eyes down to his erect cock; Sherisa strokes it, but doesn't suck it]  .... Nice.  But how about with your mouth?

> [Rolls her eyes] Life isn't a porno, Pat.  Plus .... that would make Christmas and your birthday less special.

> Uggh.  My birhday???  That's 7 months from now.

> [Notices her husband's cock going limp in her hand.]  Oh, poor baby.  What if I do this .... [stokes her husband's cock] .... and mention the name Meghan .... [strokes more; it stays limp] .... interesting, or the name ...   Donna .... Donna ..... [the erection returns, harder than before].....

> Why would you mention names of my ex's when we're being intimate?

> Maybe that was unfair.  Or ..... maybe I've been getting distracted by the wrong ex of yours.

> You're confusing me.

> Ok ok .... full disclosure, hear me out .... I was texting with my friend from college yesterday ...... catching up, you know .... and I asked her if I was being neurotic about your ex Meghan moving to Citrus County ... well, one thing led to another .... and she's stalking Instagram of your ex's ... cuz I'm blocked, ya know?? ....

> This is kinda .... stalker-ish ....

> I know, ...  just ..... hear me out .... and we get to your ex Donna .... Pat, she .... and her family--husband kids ... Pat ...  they're REALLY into Disney .... piczures in the Mouse Ears, on Space Mountain, Disney cruises .... but, Pat, it gets better .... she goes to Disney .... the Orlando one .... alone ... for work .... I mean, she doesn't WORK AT DISNEY ..   she has a business trip to Orlando ... Lakeland, whatever ....  and stays at Disney in Orlando.

> Is this going somewhere??

> Well, what if ..... I've been so fixated on you and Meghan that .... you and Donna has been happening all along.... when you go to Orlando??

> Are you accusing me?

> Is it, Pat?

> Didn't you overlook something?

> What's that?

> Doesn't she have a husband and kids?

>  HIS kids.  From a prior marriage.

> So??

> And .... why does dhe block me??

> Umm... didn't you just prove why??  Because you cyberstalk?

> True.  I'll give you that.  But .... you DID just get hard as a rock when I mentioned her name.

> .......

> Pat .... if she makes a move on you ...  Donna,,I mean .... I .... WILL .... FUCKING .... KICK .... HER ....  ASS.  [strokes Patrick's cock .... he cums]

> Kiss me. [Sherisa and Patrick tonge kiss.]   And cool it with the cyberstalking.

> I'll try.

To be continued.....

[snw]

I really want Donna and Sherisa to come face to face while Donna is hooking up with Pat. Especially if she’s in the process of telling Pat how she’d kick his wife’s ass in a fight should she walk in on them. Please do keep this one going.

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Donna<->Patrick text

> Hey, it's Dee.  Are you free?

> Short window.  Sherisa's in the shower.  What's up, sexy?

> I wish I was there.  We'd be in the shower together.

> Get in the shower to get clean.  Then get dirty.  Hot.

> I know.  I need to fuck you.  Like, seriously.  This week.  We're both off work till New Year's, right?

> I need to fuck you, too.  But how?

> I came up with a plan.  Pretend you have an emergency trip to Tampa.  She'll think you're going to Citrus County to Meghan.

> So, get in the car, and then go to Orlando?

> No.  Orlando's booked solid for the holidays, the Bowl games.  Get in the car and circle back home to Mobile.  I'll come to you ... then cum to you hehe.

> You wanna fuck me here in my own home.

> Yes.  You wanna fuck me there, too, right?

> I wanna fuck you anywhere .... xou know that .... but--won't your hair, like, be all over the house?  The couch?  The kitchen counter?  The floor?

> All those places .... and in your wedding bed, too.

> You wanna fuck in Sherisa and my bed??  She'll fucking divorce me .... and possibly kill me.

> She won't divorce you .... because then I win.

> Ok.  But how are you so sure she won't kill me.  Her jealous streak is unlimited.

> Because .... I'll be there when she busts us.  I'll defend you.  2on1--she can't do much.  Oh, she can kick and scream--I'm sure she will.  But she can't kill us.

> I'm flattered, Donna.  But what about your family??  Sherisa wll tell your husband she caught us in the act.

> I know.  I'm ready for that.  I embrace it.  It's pver between him and me.  Christmas sucked.

> Wow. Ummm, ok.  So, when?

> Soon.  We need to bring this to a head before New Years.  I'm driving to Mobile now, I'll be there Friday the 30th.

> She's out of the shower.

> Ok, lie to her abput the trip today.  I'll be at your door 3pm Friday.  We'll fuck until she catches us.

> GTG.  Kiss.

> Kiss.

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Patrick and Sherisa at home, Dec 28, Patrick packing his overnight bag

> Pat?  What are you doing?

> What does it look like I'm doing?  I'm packing for a short trip.

> Where to??  [Sarcastic air-quotes] 'ORLANDO'?

> Stop it.  Not Orlando.  Tampa.

> Oh, I see.  You're tired of Donna and now you're fucking your other ex, Meghan???

> Stop it.  Why are you being like this??

> Because you said you had no work this week!!!!

> Well, an emergency came up.

> Yes, a booty call emergency, I bet.  Pat, if you get in the car, I'm following you until you pass Citrus County.  I don't want you fucking that whore Meghan!!!

> Or what??  You'll hurt me??

> I won't hurt you.  I'll hurt her.  If you fuck Meghan, I will hurt MEGHAN.  If you fuck Donna, I will hurt DONNA.

> And you expect them to just lay there and take it???

> Meghan?  No.  She's a psycho.  She'll fight back.  But she has no cardio.  Too much smoking.  I'm banking she'll get winded.  Then I'll fucking mount her and finish her off.

> Sounds like you have this all planned out.  What about Donna.  You figure she's a doormat?

> She doesn't seem like a fighter, no.

> [To himself.]  This should be interesting.

To be continued.....

[snw]

Yes it should!

[sinclairfan]

Fri Dec 30, Patrick and Donna in Patrick-Sherisa's wedding bed.

> I needed this so bad, Pat.  Thank you for the best Christmas fucking ever.  This has been heaven.

> Something about you, Dee.  You give me a 5-minute reboot time.  So sexy.

> You need longer than 5 minutes to reboot with Sherisa, babe?

> I do.  I need all day--sometimes 2 days.

> Even tho I love hearing that, hun .... I loathe hearing that you and her fuck at all.  I can't take it anymore.  That's why I want her .... gone.

> You really wanna get together, babe.  Version 1.0 of us didn't end so well.

> I know, sweetie.  But that was my doing, and I'm changed.  I won't nag you anymore.  Men are dirty, smelly, .... little bit lazy .... I used to think it was YOU, but now I understand it's not.  It's all men.  If the sex is awesome ..... and with you, it is .... I'll deal.  I'll zip my lip and I won't nag.  K?

> Thank you.  But what I mean is .... you're fine with Mobile?  It's my home now.  I can't live up north anymore.

> Wherever YOU are, Pat .... that's the place for me.  Let's get old together .... and fuck together.

> [Pat's dick is erect again]  Reboot time .... can you climb on?

> With pleasure, babe.  [Donna mounts her lover.]

> Tell me what you'll do to Sherisa when she gets here.  [He winks at his wife Sherisa, who has surreptitiously entered the bedroom behind Donna's back.]

> [whilst riding Pat] .... I will fuck your wife up SSSOOOO BAAAAAD .... I'll punch her in the mouth .... then I'll rip her tits off .... Oh, I will, Pat, you better believe it, she better believe it ...... I HATE your wife .... more than any woman in the world ..... i hate her i hate her i hate her .... [Donna cums on Pat's cock].

[Donna and Pat rest and recover briefly.]

> Then don't tell me, babe.

> I ..... I don't understand .... WHO should I tell.

> [Sherisa grabs Donna by Donna's bare shoulder and spins her around.]  I think he means .... Why don't you tell ME, bitch??

To be continued.....