Is that Berlin below? I mutter to myself?
Nah…impossible! My sense of direction is impeccable.The Dear Readers scream in unison:
No it’s not!!!*Several Hours Later*
“What the fuck! Why is the red square where the Atlantic Ocean should be?” I scream out into the night sky in frustration and suddenly it dawns on me that this Devil took a wrong turn at London.
“FUCK!” I scream into the night sky, as I succumb to the realisation that I will be taking the scenic route to the US.
*Many Hours Later*
That’s the Golden Gate Bridge, I’m sure of it! Dear readers… help a Devil out will you?The exasperated dear readers confirm I am indeed flying over the Golden Gate Bridge and that finally I had arrived in the US. With me at last on the right continent I adjust my flight path and head to slaughter mansion.
The local time was 11:00pm when I finally arrive at Slaughter mansion. I gracefully descend and land just out of sight. Well we can’t have mortals seeing a Devil now can we? However being the cautious Devil I am, I landed a good ten minute walk from the main gates to the mansion. Thankfully however with my legs and my stamina I can run it in half that time and at last five minutes later I cross the threshold and step into the grounds of Slaughter Mansion. As soon as I do and once again showing that the Dark Lord is as good as his word, all my demon power leaves me and I’m now mortal.
But don’t escape me being mortal for weakness. This Devil is sassy, sexy, beautiful… has legs the rest of the participants would kill for and skills that cannot be matched. Be it in the bedroom or in a catfight… This Devil rules! So I say to my dear reader’s judge me by my body if you must. But hang on and don’t be hasty with your votes…read my posts and enjoy a level of creativity and cruelty no other bitch here can match!
So it’s with a cheeky and sexy grin I step inside slaughter mansion. I nod respectfully and smile at Stormbolt as I pass him. My eyes scan the room carefully, as I look for any and all possible advantage and thankfully I see many things a creative Devil like me can use. In fact I was just about to give some examples when suddenly a tormented Banshee screamed at the top of her lungs. The sound is so demonic it shakes poor Stormbolt and even I shudder at the twisted screams of pain. However just when I was going to call the big boss man and tell him something really sinister and evil had escaped from hell…I notice Bella. I notice Bella and the Karaoke machine. I notice Bella practically deep throating the karaoke machines microphone.
“Fuck! When the hell did Bella start taking singing lessons from Lexibabe? This is beyond evil…this is a Covid level public health menace!” I inform Stormbolt… but then in an uncharacteristic display of public service I click my fingers and the Karaoke machine loses power.
What happened to being mortal? Are you going to be all Super Kate? Ask the dear readers.
“What? Me Super? All I did was click my fingers and kick out the power lead for the Karaoke machine. Really dear readers…if you’re going to follow me, you should always keep your eyes on my legs

“ I coo.
Meanwhile a puzzled Bella examines the non functioning Karaoke machine with the same degree of puzzlement a chimpanzee has when examining a Rubik’s cube. With Bella completely distracted and as technologically savvy as a abacus user from around 2700 BC, I take the opportunity to play some real tunes:
https://suno.com/s/EuDJZDQjpq6jN2DrWith my awesome and original Halloween track playing…I perform a sexy and private lap dance for Stormbolt and boy does he enjoy the show, as his hand grab on to my waist. My skintight black latex dress is like a second skin and Stormbolt is free to indulge himself while I wait for the party to get really started. His hands have VIP access all areas… well a Devil has got to thank her gracious host *Kiss-Kiss*.