[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

Old Man Geoff comes out swinging and censors that notorious French love song just because it’s French. Being of English decent I can’t help but smile and approve Geoff’s actions. However the Hamster song was honestly a let down, but what would you expect from Stormbolt’s iPod by this stage. His personal playlists are so bad, they truly do belong in hell.

Anyway back with me and Ali, we continue to claw at each other’s faces in a display of sheer insanity. What has been witnessed tonight is not really catfighting, no this is a rare example of two rivals who just say “Fuck it” and unleash with zero concern for the consequences. Maybe the magic of Halloween night stirred something deep within myself and Ali? Either way…one day we will clash again but that time you will see a very different Kate and very different Ali for sure. This prospect excites old man Geoff who reaches for his heart medication.

Speaking of heart medication, for a moment I wonder if I needed to be on some when you suddenly bring your lips towards mine; for a moment I pause and think “She’s really quite pretty for a whore.” That is of course until the bitch starts biting my lips, naturally I lock my teeth on hers as well and we have a rather painful tug of war that leaves us both scarred and bloody. I scream at you:

“YOU DIRTY CONCUBINE>>>WHAT THE FUCK!!!”

It’s at this moment you bite my nose. I scream in pain…

“Argh you fucking bitch! Ow, Ow, Owwww”.

I’m infuriated, my mind races with thoughts of “Biting my nose! What a fucking Skank! Who does shit like that? What a cxnt!”. And yes… *Giggle*.

“Hypocrisy, thou art myself.”

It was in this moment I knew it was finally time, I call upon Geoff to go and get himself a coffee. With the censor on break the time has finally come, I slide my right hand between us and sink my nails deep into your kitty. I dig into your labia and begin to pull and twist on it. Thankfully it’s all so loose down there, I can really bring the pain. Your face starts turning a shade of burgundy as your rage builds and you scream at the top of your lungs. Your screams are so loud that yes the dogs start to bark and Bella even turns to Erin to check that the noise was in fact not her singing again

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

After Kates critique of my singing voice i'm inclined to vote for Ali...just sayin

Yeah and I’ve kind of done it again…well you know what they say Erin?

In for a penny, in for a pound.

[lexibabe]

why do I think even this poll, may not settle things between these two, {fantastic. btw}

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

why do I think even this poll, may not settle things between these two, {fantastic. btw}

This poll while a lot of fun is definitely on the unrealistic spectrum of a catfight, me and Ali are unleashing and fighting in an insane manner. However this fits as a continuation for the events of Halloween

And yes, I definitely do want to fight Ali again sometime where we can have a more grounded and realistic catfight. Where we try to outdo and out manoeuvre each other with our words. Something where every sentence has the potential to be a trap. This poll fight is like a frantic game of checkers and I’ve loved every second of it…but I also want to play chess with Ali and soon 

Xoxo
Kate

[Alifightz]

why do I think even this poll, may not settle things between these two, {fantastic. btw}

This poll while a lot of fun is definitely on the unrealistic spectrum of a catfight, me and Ali are unleashing and fighting in an insane manner. However this fits as a continuation for the events of Halloween

And yes, I definitely do want to fight Ali again sometime where we can have a more grounded and realistic catfight. Where we try to outdo and out manoeuvre each other with our words. Something where every sentence has the potential to be a trap. This poll fight is like a frantic game of checkers and I’ve loved every second of it…but I also want to play chess with Ali and soon 

Xoxo
Kate

Chess..that's the one with the horsies, right?

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

why do I think even this poll, may not settle things between these two, {fantastic. btw}

This poll while a lot of fun is definitely on the unrealistic spectrum of a catfight, me and Ali are unleashing and fighting in an insane manner. However this fits as a continuation for the events of Halloween

And yes, I definitely do want to fight Ali again sometime where we can have a more grounded and realistic catfight. Where we try to outdo and out manoeuvre each other with our words. Something where every sentence has the potential to be a trap. This poll fight is like a frantic game of checkers and I’ve loved every second of it…but I also want to play chess with Ali and soon 

Xoxo
Kate

Chess..that's the one with the horsies, right?

Right 

[Alifightz]

why do I think even this poll, may not settle things between these two, {fantastic. btw}
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This poll while a lot of fun is definitely on the unrealistic spectrum of a catfight, me and Ali are unleashing and fighting in an insane manner. However this fits as a continuation for the events of Halloween

And yes, I definitely do want to fight Ali again sometime where we can have a more grounded and realistic catfight. Where we try to outdo and out manoeuvre each other with our words. Something where every sentence has the potential to be a trap. This poll fight is like a frantic game of checkers and I’ve loved every second of it…but I also want to play chess with Ali and soon 

Xoxo
Kate

Chess..that's the one with the horsies, right?

Right 

  I'll get a home run in no time! 

[Alifightz]

Old man Geoff takes a long coffee break and puts his feet up.  The infernal i-pod goes silent, just displaying a smiley face emoji..with eyes that move.  For my part  well I am red and writing in pain.  I try to pull the talons off my twat to no avail as they have hooked in.  "FINE!!"  I cry out and my right hand spears nails into Kate's kitty.  I pinch, I twist and dig.  "THis is what you want, bitch?"  I can see by the redness of your own face...and the flushing of your horns...that I'm having some effect.  I was worried as one of your sexual partners was USS Enterprise.  (The aforementioned CV-6.  Yes, Kate is older than she looks.  I mean the crew, not  the ship herself.  Probably.) "Fucking dirty imp slut!!"  Kiss my ass you filthy concubine WHORE!!"  TWIST  EEEEEEEEEE.  That's more of less the way it goes for awhile.until I slap my left hand to Kate's right tit so it can join in the fun!

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

M.A.D. Mutually Assured Destruction was until tonight a theory which kept the human race from annihilating itself. For the entirety of the Cold War and beyond world leaders have understood the folly of engaging in and raging a savage war neither side can possibly survive. However with me and Ali, it appears neither of us got the memo - well we certainly didn’t read it; did we?

As despite the breaks brought about by Stormbolts iPod we have systematically ruined and thrashed each other. With the last proverbial red line now crossed truly nothing is off limits and myself and Ali have fully embraced the insanity of the moment. With hands thrust between each other’s thighs we both butcher and maul each other’s puss. Our nails claw, pinch and twist our most sensitive of areas. We both scream and cry as the pain lights up every nerve in our bodies. In fact we’re in so much pain our nervous systems are at risk of systemic collapse. At best we may faint, go into shock or even suffer a life threatening cardiac event. Now that last one is not going happen, this is a family catfight - no dead bodies will be found here tonight. An annoyed Igor (Bella) hurls her shovel to the ground in frustration. In fact Bella gets so annoyed that she starts drinking Erin’s gin and as Bella keeps telling me, she doesn’t even like gin.

Erin is beside herself, she is extremely territorial about her gin She and Bella begin a tug of war over the bottle. They stumble about and leave the comfort of Erin’s tent, in the rain and mud they grapple and struggle with each other…until oops. They both slip and experience a mud bath, where they continue to fight with renewed intensity. I could say more about this…but I think Bella and Erin should take over the pen

So back with me and Ali we continue to attack each other’s puss and then suddenly I feel my chest light up like a Christmas tree but not with pretty light but pain, as that fucking bitch Ali slaps my tit and digs in her nails.

“Arghh you concubine whore!!! I hate you!!!” I scream and then with my own free hand I thrust a handful of mud into Ali’s face. The sudden mud attack while not a new tactic was unexpected and as you cough out the grit, the dirt and a cute little worm. I take the opportunity to sink my teeth into the right cheek of your face! This attack is clearly a little payback for earlier and as my teeth sink in.

[Dazzling Diana]

I sure hope Kate loses!

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

I sure hope Kate loses!

We shall see bitch!

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

I sure hope Kate loses!

We shall see bitch!

No respect Kate, just no respect.

Diana’s opinion means nothing to me, her thoughts are as insightful as a toddler’s tantrum. Frankly speaking she’s such a bore; I can’t even be bothered to talk trash about her!

Personally I would much rather talk about how brilliant and talented Ali is and I will after the poll… no matter the result

Xoxo
Kate

[Alifightz]

Kate splats mud in my face leaving me with a problem.  I can't hurt that cute little worm.  I'm not a monster! I think to myself as I dig my claws in and twist Kate's mound.  I carefully spit out poor little BellaIgor and set him or her (or both) On their way leaving Kate room to dig her teeth into my cheek making me cry out in pain.  "Dirty, filthy fucker of ducks!" I cry out in confused pain. losing my grip on her tit.  But I just dig harder at her puss.  She doesn't let up on mine.  I reach back as we start to fall into the mud. I twist my burning face into her shoulder my teeth finding skin to bite as I latch onto tail AND puss as we try to bury each other in the mud and muck.  We don't notice Bella and Erin roll into one of the hold Bella was digging.  The infernal I=pod does though and displaying a ROFL emoji. 

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

“Dirty, filthy fucker of ducks!" Are words that I never ever thought I would hear ringing in my ears. I’m bemused, this is a serious moment in our fight… yet I want to laugh. Instead I satisfy myself with a cheesy quip:

“That’s quackers Ali!”

And yes that joke was fowl.

Anyway with me using up the remainder of my yearly bad joke quota, I feel your hand release my tit. However you just redouble your efforts and attack my puss with renewed vigour. The pain is excruciating, my eyes water while my nails drill themselves deeper inside your puss. Just when I think I’ve got your slippery clit where my nails want it, you fall backwards into the mud and drag me along for the ride. Suddenly I feel your teeth latch into my shoulder, while you grab hold of my tail and pull. My lungs ready themselves to scream in pain… but instead you dunk my head in the mud. I halt all my attacks and use my hands to try and push myself out of the mud. I struggle and strain against you but ultimately I’m successful and raise my head out of the mud just in time to see the infernal iPod display “ROFL”.

I smile and get ready to dunk your head in the mud…when suddenly we both here:

https://youtu.be/f8hT3oDDf6c?si=BwR8kKO0XXej1tkE

This can’t be coincidence and I don’t think it’s old man Geoff. So as this story goes all Mulder and Scully…I ask? Who would mock Erin and Bella for being down in a hole? I ponder this question but as I do…you dunk me face first in the mud again!

[Alifightz]

Oh It was a CLOSE thing.  Our nails were digging in deep and we nearly had each other.  She nearly had my clit and I was close to hers.  MAD indeed.  The deperate dunking saved us both..for now.  But now as we sit nursing our wounds and listening to a new song play...wondering who would dare mock Eric and Bella...well you seem willing to listen to the whole five minute plus song.  So I dunk your head again.  and hold it there.  I watch the mud bubble and pull your head back up.  "oh who wouldn't do that?" I ask as I pull you down with me trying to wrap my legs around you and squeeze...one of us is going to QUACK soon!