[howardcosell]

Thank you Jonica, Pete, Jessika, and Laurie. 

Like I said, I'm just thankful to have Laurie and Gemma helping me. I've been sick; I've been busy; I've been tired. But they keep me motivated and Gemma and I have always held each other up. It's just good to have a friend like that on this site again. We send each other work; we merge what we've typed together and one of us posts it. It truly is a team effort and I am just so honored to have these ladies working with me. 

[laurie breeze]

Thank you Jonica, Pete, Jessika, and Laurie. 

Like I said, I'm just thankful to have Laurie and Gemma helping me. I've been sick; I've been busy; I've been tired. But they keep me motivated and Gemma and I have always held each other up. It's just good to have a friend like that on this site again. We send each other work; we merge what we've typed together and one of us posts it. It truly is a team effort and I am just so honored to have these ladies working with me. 

Howard, I'm honored to be a small part of this 'n to be able to work with you 'n Gemma, learning from you both!

My post-fight 'Talking Head Interview' will be coming very very soon, they just have to edit out the ramblings 'n put it all together in a way that it looks like I know what I'm talking about ... Don't worry, Gemma, I was nice to ya ... I think.

Anyways, the 'interview' will be 'on the air' tonight!

xoxo

~L~

[laurie breeze]

POST FIGHT INTERVIEW

Back at the house, about an hour after the fight, in the Interview Room, lights and cameras set up 'n running:

"These are called, what? ... Talking Head Interviews? Hmmm, I never knew that. Cool. Like that old band, huh. That where they got the name? ... Okay, how do we start? Oh. Go ahead. Fire away.

(First off....Congrats on winning the fight against a very tough opponent)

Thanks! I made it into the house! Yay, me! It still hasn't really hit me yet. I'm just glad I didn't make a total ass of myself on tv. I mean, I was pretty confident I could beat Brit. But anything can happen in a fight, ya know? I just didn't want it to happen to me. I did what I had to do to make sure that didn't happen.

(on Gemma's one-on-one training sessions)

Hell, I probably coulda beat Brit even if I didn't get the extra training from Gemma. It woulda been a little harder but, come on, I know what I can do. Rachel thought I needed extra help. She wants a strong team, I accept that. I don't have to agree with it but I accept it. Don't get me wrong, Gemma did teach me some stuff. I didn't know jack squat about wrestling and 'ground game'. It pisses me off that I have to admit that, specially with our history, but I gotta give her some credit. This doesn't mean we're BFFs now. Not gonna happen. No way, no how.

(on being the 'undercat')

I'll always be the 'undercat'. I know nobody gave me a snowball's chance in hell. I have the least experience. I wasn't picked by either captain. I'm a munchkin, a smurf. I'm too nice. You know what? That's fine. I want them to freaken underestimate me. Brit underestimated me, look where it got her. I think I opened some eyes out there in that cage tonight.

(the first round)

Yeah, Brit is tough. She hurt me a few times. She knocked me down. More than once. I got back up, didn't I? I kept getting back up. Look. I'll come right out 'n say it. Brit's a freaken bully. A bully expects you to fall down 'n stay down. I know. I've dealt with bullies my whole life. When you get back up again, no matter how much it hurts, they don't know how to deal with that. I saw that in her eyes. That's when I knew I had her. Making her submit 'n say 'I give' was really sweet!

(on future opponents)

Dynamite 'Fooking' Quinn is already yipping at me. She knows where I am. Defnitely Shawna. Too bad Praggy is on my team, I want another shot at her. And Baby Liz, she tried to start shit with me before my fight. She's a freaken embarrassment to herself 'n anyone with Lakota blood. I'll be happy to kick that heifer's fat ass back to the reservation.

(Joanne?)

We both know it could happen. I don't wanna have to think about it. We'll cross that bridge if we get to it.

(You're right, it could happen. Are you ready to go all out against her? And who do you think would win?)

Shit, you're not making this easy for me, huh? What part of 'We'll cross that bridge if we get to it' don't you understand! Moving on.

(I think that should do it. Any ... )

Wait. Just one more thing I need to say. If that's okay? I heard about some of the comments the other girls made about me. About the way I look.

(We weren't going to bring that up. Some of that can easily be edited out.)

No, leave it in. Please. I don't mind. They were just being catty bitches. Like usual. I'll never be mistaken for a supermodel. But I'm proud of who I am now. It took me a long time to get to where I can actually say that. See, I'm a recovering bulimic. From back in high school, when I was a 4'9" freshman, the shortest girl in school, and the bigger girls would make fun of me. When they weren't kicking the crud outta me! It was hell, but I survived, I fought back, it made me strong. Now I help counsel girls back home with eating disorders through our church. Me being on this show, in this house, wearing what I choose to wear in that cage on national tv, is my way of showing those girls that they can be damn proud of who they are. If I can do it, so can they!

(and that's a wrap!)

Cool! Thanks! Let's do this again sometime!

~Laurie~
 

[howardcosell]

Laurie, this was a really well done interview. There was an interview with Samantha I was planning on posting yesterday, but I really wasn't feeling well, so you posting this and showing depth to your character as well as connecting her to the real good person that you are helps all the more. I commend you on your wonderful work as a writer and on your real work in your real life.

Today is Samantha's birthday... and that means there may be a fight today. I can't promise anything, but we'll see... 

[howardcosell]

And now, we rejoin the Ricky Rancid Radio Show, with your hosts, Ricky Rancid and Bunny Holliday…

Ricky- So, we were talking about the Laurie Breeze interview that aired last night and we just played the entire interview. It didn’t take long to get some reaction because we are now joined by Rumor Winfield, a silver medalist in freestyle fighting and a member of Team Samantha. Rumor, you said you called in to give a reaction to this interview, so we’re going to just let you speak.

Rumor- Thank you, Ricky. I’m a little tired, but I’ve got my radio alarm and this interview is what woke me up and I’m just kinda shocked. Well, I’m not shocked by it really, I’m not surprised because Laurie Breeze says this type of stuff. I think she’s been hanging around Gemma Rox too much because she’s doing what Gemma does.

Ricky- What do you mean?

Rumor- Samantha said it; Kayla said it; Gemma Rox switches from being a bad ass to playing the victim. Everybody kicked her ass and she whines about it. She called me “a bitch with a mouth.” Well, I know Gemma Rox couldn’t close my mouth because that dumb bitch doesn’t even know how to close her own. Laurie Breeze came into the house all nicey nicey and smiling and all this other bullshit, but then, she starts dropping f-bombs and acting like she’s going to win. She gives this stupid interview and talks about how she knew she was going to beat Brit. She didn’t know anything. She didn’t do anything to win that match and if anything, she got exposed.

Ricky- Well, she did win the match.

Rumor- She won, but only because Brit didn’t do shit. Let’s be honest, Brit sucks. She’s not a complete fighter and she cracks under pressure like an egg. We knew that; why would a black belt in karate not get picked? Because she’s not that good. Laurie Breeze beat a girl who took her foot off the gas and now, Laurie Breeze is walking around acting like her shit don’t stink when she fought like shit and barely survived.

Ricky- She cited her training with Gemma Rox as one of the reasons why she improved.

Rumor- Improved? God, how bad was she before that? Girls like Laurie are a dime a dozen; she wants to play in this world and she was set up against a weak ass little girl who had no business being here. Laurie is a joke. Do some sit ups and stop acting like all that fat in your cheeks is being stuffed in your ears. You are not good at all. Laurie Breeze talks about Dynamite Quinn and says, “oh she knows where to find me.” Bitch, that just says you won’t be going to look for her because you know she’ll beat your ass.

Ricky- Now, in her defense, she has done a lot of charity work and has had a pretty rough upbringing.

Rumor- Who hasn’t? There are at least two fighters in that house who have been in prison. Dynamite Quinn is one of them and she has a gold medal and a Master’s Degree. There are a couple of fighters who have lost one, if not both parents. What does Laurie Breeze have? A victory over Baby Liz the Lakota Lush and a victory over an internet bimbo named Bully Brit. She talks about her background and all the stuff she does for kids. A background in community service may get you a certificate back home someday, but that and a $1.50 will get you a ride on the bus as far as being a fighter is concerned. You suck and you know you suck, either that, or they’ve brainwashed you into thinking you’re worth a shit. Fighters train every day, Laurie; you got lucky and now, you think you’re a fighter.

Ricky- We had heard that you were outspoken, Rumor, but this is really something. Thank you so much for calling in.

Rumor- I just heard this and I can’t believe her nerve. And that’s that whole team, really. They’re a bunch of losers and wannabes. “Perfect 10” Porsche Green is a joke; her undefeated record is a product of luck. She couldn’t fight her way off of her own toilet. Praggy probably has more losses than wins and most of them are by submission. How the fuck can you say you’ll do well in fighting because you have a background in badminton? Nikky Smalls has gold medals and world titles, but she’s a boxer and this isn’t boxing. Gemma Rox is a real dumb ass to pick her to win it all. Lucy Thunder is a big dumb bingo hall wrestler; Kathy would rather bake cupcakes than fight, and Lucky Star is more interested in sucking bedposts. Wilma is okay at fighting, not great… Wildcat never was anybody anyway. That old bitch just sits around the house drinking beer and saying she could beat anybody. Prove it. White Tiger is a manic depressive. All that bitch does is play her guitar and look scared. Match me up with anybody on that stupid team and I’m to win, or anybody on my team.

Ricky- Rumor, you’ve guaranteed that you will win. Are you sticking with that?

Rumor- Why wouldn’t I? Look who I’m fighting. Look who I’m in the house with.

Ricky- The field is really deep.

Rumor- Look, I think you guys think that because there are more girls in the house than last season, that somehow, it’s a deeper field. None of those girls is the next Kayla or the next Jessika. Kayla and Jessika trained hard; they put their best into the gym so that they could be the best when they fought. As much as I’m not a Rachel fan or a Samantha fan, they are the same too. Laurie Breeze doesn’t train; the most exercise she gets is when she’s squeezing into her jeans in the morning. She looks like a snowman and I would tell her that to her face. She has so much shit to talk now, but she better hope she does fight her friend Joanne with that pathetic ass losing streak or somebody like Shawna who has no experience fighting on this level, or somebody like Baby Liz, who is lazy, does drugs, and doesn’t care if she wins or loses... or you want to fight your friend Joanne, who hasn't won a fight in how long? You want to pad your record and try to look good by fighting other suck asses like you. I thought Lakota was a warrior tribe. You’re a fucking joke, Laurie Breeze.

Ricky- Rumor, by making those sorts of comments about the women on your own team, aren’t you throwing them under the bus?

Rumor- Look… I don’t throw people under the bus; I speak the truth. That’s how it was at the Olympics and that’s how it is now. If anybody has a problem with something I say, on the radio or otherwise, like that wimpy ass bitch said, you know where to find me. And I’m on Team Samantha, but this is still a tournament and all ten girls on Team Samantha can’t be the Ultimate Catfighter. That’s only for one. And that’s going to be me.

Ricky- Thanks, Rumor.

Rumor- It was my pleasure. Thanks for letting me vent.

[Jonica]

Good stuff, Laurie and Howard! 



J
xoxo

[howardcosell]

Thanks, Jonica  I'm continuing to battle my various health issues and I've got some stuff that I started, but something came up this afternoon and I just....

[laurie breeze]

Good stuff, Laurie and Howard!  



J
xoxo

Thanks Joni!  hugggzzzzz  

(see ya at the Broken Spoke lol)

xoxo

~L~

[laurie breeze]

"You know, Ricky, I heard all the 'nice' things that Rumor had to say about me and I just had to laugh. I mean, come on. Seriously? Seriously?

First, she says I came on national tv 'n played the 'victim'. I'd like to know how exactly. I stopped being a victim a long time ago.

Brit was a tough opponent. I didn't say that I knew I could beat her because she wasn't. I knew I could beat her because I know that no matter how many times she knocked me down, I was gonna keep getting back up until they had to carry me out. She WANTED to win, I HAD to win. Big difference. A 'victim' woulda stayed down 'n crawled away. Not my style.

I never said I was the greatest. I don't lie. I know I'm not. I may win, I may lose, but either way the other girl in the cage with me is gonna know she was in a fight. No, a WAR. I'll break every rule if I have to. It's not about WINNING, it's SURVIVING.

I know all about surviving. I got picked on, harassed 'n had my butt kicked in school by bullies. That all stopped when I stopped running away. I stood up to them. I fought back. I paid the price for fighting back but it was damn worth it. I fought my ass off to earn their respect, they never bothered me again. Would a 'victim' fight back? Ummm, do I really have to answer that?

No, Rumor, I wasn't in the Olympics like you. I don't have a gold medal, I don't have a Master's Degree like Quinn. My Dad died when I was 13 'n I had to start working to help my Mom. But, I did what I had to do. Hey, you can't go back 'n change things, you know? You take what you're given and make the best of it. A 'victim' would sit 'n bitch about her bad breaks. I finished high school, was All-State three years in freestyle and butterfly, got a scholarship, went to college, got my Bachelor's Degree, and worked the entire time.

I still swim laps non-stop an hour a day every day, switching from butterfly to freestyle with no break. In the summers when I lifeguard, I try for two hours a day. I may not hit the gym or weights 'n look like some buff muscle chick. But you know what? I'll match my workout regimen against anyone else's. You all may have it over me in the gym but come on over to the pool any time if you're feeling lucky. I'll smoke your ass right out of the water 'n that's just not bragging. That's a fact.

You want to know the REAL reason I'm not a 'victim', Rumor? I won the toughest fight of my life when I finally beat bulimia. And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

I didn't join this to win friends. I didn't come here to be nice to everybody. But I'm not gonna change who I am, not gonna strut around the house talking trash 'n starting shit. I'll treat you with respect. To a point. And even if you don't respect me now, by the time this is over, whether I win or lose, you're gonna. I'm gonna make you respect me.

Does that sound like a 'victim'?"

~Laurie~

[howardcosell]

Frankie J- This is Frankie J. and we are joined by the former OPW World Champion, the 2007 Queen of the Ring, and the current OPW Television Champion and coach on Ultimate Catfighter, Samantha. Samantha, Gemma Rox did an interview with me a while back where she said you “raped” her, and you wanted to respond to it.

Samantha- If I raped her, why did she shake my hand after the match? There’s absolutely nothing you can say about that Frankie, and really, that’s not why I’m here. I wanted to announce that I am returning to the ring and I will be facing Supergirl Kara Cunningham in my return match. I’m not completely healed up after the riot and the beating and violations I suffered in London, but I’ve been training with Team Samantha and training with my girls, and all their enthusiasm has spilled down to me. I’m ready to get back in there.

F- Why did you pick Kara? She’s an accomplished Greco-Roman wrestler and is very proficient in the Russian combat style of Sambo. In fact, she is a former US National Champion in wrestling. At 6’1” she’s also four inches taller than you are and she’s definitely shown improvement since her time on Ultimate Catfighter.

Samantha- Hey, I’m a champion. I have to defend my title against the best, right? Kara is all of those things you said she is and that’s why I’m fighting her. She deserves a shot at my title and I’m going to give it to her. She came up to me months ago, back when I barely knew who she was and wanted a crack at me… now, just like Gemma Rox, she’s going to get it. I just hope that when I beat her, she won’t be whining and making up excuses like Gemma is.

F- Why are you so hard on Gemma?

Samantha- Why is Gemma so hard on me? Why are all you media motherfuckers so hard on me? What do I ever do other than talk the talk and walk the walk? I get beaten half to death by a mob of racist drunks, and no one in the media expresses any sympathy for me. This bitch says I raped her and you just eat that up, Frankie. Now, I’m a rapist. But like I said, why the fuck did she shake my hand after the match if I raped her? I don’t think she knows what rape is.

F- Maybe she was lost in the moment.

Samantha- Maybe she’s full of shit. Did you know that last week, she was training Laurie Breeze after Team Rachel’s time was up and when my team came in, she was like, “Oh Sam, you beat me fair and square and I want to talk to you when you have the time.” Do you think a rape victim would act that way towards the rapist? Ask Laurie what happened. Ask Laurie if that dumb bitch didn’t come up to me and try to strike up a conversation after she claimed I raped her.

F- Okay, she is referring to the point in the match where you put her in the sharpshooter and fondled her private parts.

Samantha- But I said I was going to do that. How many bitches has Kayla stripped naked and dry humped in the ring? She’s praised for that. How many crotch kicks has she done? She’s praised for that. Why do I always get the bad rap, huh? Because I’m biracial, beautiful, and I brag on my beauty and I back up my bragging? I said I was going to make that bitch cum and when I did, she complained and called me a rapist. But she shook my hand after the match and acted like we were friends when she saw me last week. Did I scramble her brains that much? Did I bust her ass that much? Then, I heard a rumor that she wanted me to apologize for fracturing her back… bitch, it’s a fucking fight. If you didn’t want to get hurt, then you shouldn’t have fought me. All she’s done is try to injure people. She tried to break Beth’s neck; she tried to injure Becky Star; if she could’ve power bombed me off the top rope, she would’ve done it. She had it coming for all the ones she hurt. It’s called karma.

F- She said you crossed the line.

Samantha- I know what she said, Frankie. She said that after I did what I did, she didn’t get up and say, “good fight; you got me.” She got up and hated herself. But see… she did say, “good fight; you got me” when she shook my hand. I don’t know who Gemma Rox is. One minute, she’s this bad ass who’ll take on all comers and the next minute, she’s this whining crybaby who goes into depressions every time she has to get out of her comfort zone and blames her opponents for her losses. She told you that she didn’t want to talk about me, but that bitch sure did have a lot to say, huh? She is the one who crossed the line when she called me a rapist. See Frankie, I know what a rapist is. I’ve been raped. And it scarred me for the rest of my fucking life and for some tattooed bitch who delays fights, talks shit and doesn’t back it up, and makes every excuse from being inexperienced to not having good trainers to all this other bullshit when the truth is that she wasn‘t good enough to beat me… for someone like that to call me a rapist for doing what I said I was going to do, something that she must not have thought was that bad because she shook my hand afterward and came up to me last week and didn’t bring it up… for her to call me a rapist is disrespectful and hurtful. I respect her as a fighter… but I’ll never respect her as a person. She got me with some good shots in that match; I have no problem admitting that she gave a good effort… but calling me a rapist, comparing me to the pieces of shit who altered my life and made me look in the mirror every day, from that point to this morning and question myself as a woman, question my fucking value… made me want to fucking kill myself as a teenage girl… this bitch calling me a rapist…

F- Samantha, if--

Samantha- If someone raped me in a match… if I could… if some fucking body would dare try to fucking rape me in a match!!!!! You think I would get up and shake her hand and say “You beat me fair and square?” You think I would be all nice to a fucking rapist and then, when she’s not around, give an interview ripping her? I’d get the fuck up and keep fucking fighting!! She’d have to fucking kill me because I know what it’s like to be fucking raped; I know what it’s like to be powerless… so her spine got fucked up in a fight that she wanted!!! Fucking coward!!

F- Will you two ever fight again?

Samantha- If I said “yes,” how long would she delay that one? I think she needs to figure out who she is and stop being a phony ass bitch. I’ve never known any fighter to make so many excuses, but try to be a bad ass. When I lose, I admit it. I always have. Dig up that little blonde Canadian bitch who comes out of her hole every so often to draw attention to herself and ask her about me, if she even dares to comment, which she won’t. I always admit when I get beat and I don’t whine about it while I’m doing it. The match was anything goes. I’m moving on. For some reason, Glory thinks she can insert herself as the number one contender for Rachel’s World Title and that’s bullshit. Glory got injured and I am the number one contender.

F- I want to ask you more about Gemma…

Samantha- It’s over. I’m a rapist, remember? And I think all rapists should be executed. I don’t care what anybody says; Gemma Rox is a liar, a fake, and a bitch who delays fights and makes excuses when she loses. All the tattoos in the world can’t cover up all those insecurities she’s walking around with. I’ve overcome mine. She needs to overcome hers. Until then, she’ll never be anything over than what I called her.

F- Laurie Breeze gave an interview after her fight with Bully Brit. Rumor Winfield was quick to respond and now, it appears a war of words has erupted between those two. Would you, as Rumor’s coach, care to weigh in?

Samantha- I don’t know. Laurie Breeze isn’t exactly the type of person I’d want to deal with.

F- What do you mean by that?

Samantha- Laurie is fragile emotionally. I have a reputation for saying some pretty mean things and sticks and stones will break Laurie’s bones, but words will apparently make her jump off a cliff. I don’t have time for that; I’ve got a team to coach and Laurie is on the other team pretending to be lil Miss Sunshine, but saying she’ll fight dirty to win. I’m sure Rachel just loved that when she heard it. Laurie asked to be a part of this, and she needs to realize that fighters talk shit back and forth. If her feelings get all hurt about that, then why the fuck did she volunteer? Anything I get involved in, I do some research to see what I’m getting into. If you can’t deal with trash talk, you’re not going to be able to deal with the next fighter who gets in that cage against you. And that’s for anyone in that house or in this tournament. If you can’t deal with words, your feelings will get hurt and we don’t have time for people who want everyone to walk on eggshells around them because they’re weak. This is a fucking fight tournament and people talk shit. Get over yourself.

F- Laurie has been getting really personal in her interviews.

Samantha- That’s my point. If you don’t want people to talk about it, then don’t put it out there for it to be talked about. I was raped twice; I put it out there. If people talk about it, then that’s on me more than it is on them, if they’re being insensitive and insulting. Why should anybody avoid something that has been made public domain? These people ask to be a part of something, then they want the fucking rules of engagement to change. Bullshit.

F- What did you think of Laurie’s performance?

Samantha- She did what she was supposed to do. We had a strategy; Rachel and Gemma had a strategy. Laurie executed their strategy; Brit didn’t execute ours. It was sloppy on both ends.

F- Are you worried about Laurie Breeze? Do you see her as a threat on Rachel’s team?

Samantha- I’m not worried about anybody on that team, but I’m not looking passed her. I know all about fighting shorter girls with tons of heart and potential and I also know what it’s like for people to consider me to be overrated and to look passed me. You may remember a shorter girl did that and I beat her ass three times. I’m sure that when Breeze fights again, she’s going to be a lot better than she was in this fight, so the fighter who I send against her has to be a lot better too.

F- What about Rumor? She not only went after Laurie, but she seemed to badmouth some of her own teammates. She also went after Team Rachel. Do you think Rumor’s comments are going to fire Team Rachel up and create friction on your own team?

Samantha- Team Rachel should already be fired up, ha ha ha ha. Rumor does stuff like that and while I wasn’t happy with it, I’m not really that concerned. Rumor is very outspoken and she always has been and I’m not going to hold her accountable for speaking her mind. Rumor shows up and gives her all in training and she is in great shape. So as long as that stays the same, and I have no reason to believe it won’t, I don’t care what she says on the radio. She’s expressing her opinion. Laurie Breeze has said a lot of stuff too; she instigated that stupid back and forth with Baby Liz. She pushes, but when she gets pushed back, she can’t take it.

F- You and Liz have been having some issues and---

Samantha- I’m not talking about that. I’m not going to talk about that, so just move it on.

F- You hugged Brit after the fight and you were consoling her, but it was obvious you were frustrated with her not listening to you during the fight.

Samantha- When it’s over, what can you do? I was supposed to stand there and curse at her after she lost and she’s crying? She knew it was her fault; I didn’t need to tell her that. I’m pretty sure she’ll be listening in training now. And another thing; I want what’s best for these girls and when they lose, I feel it. They are on a team that has my name on it. That means something to me and they mean something to me.

F- Dynamite Quinn got in Brit’s face after the loss and even took a few verbal jabs at Laurie Breeze. How do you react to that?

Samantha- Quinn will be Quinn. We paired her up with Brit so that Brit could get some experience with a fighter with a solid ground game, but Quinn owned her in every sparring session. We knew we had to strike fast and take Laurie out, because Laurie comes back and is good at striking when given an opening and Brit gave her a lot of those. Quinn was angry with Brit because Brit didn’t follow the strategy, but at the same time, Quinn is a team player and stuck up for Brit and that’s why she went off on Laurie.

F- Well, we’re almost out of time, last question… who’s going to win Ultimate Catfighter?

Samantha- (laughing) I don’t know.

F- Thanks, Samantha, and happy belated birthday.

Samantha- For once, you were nice to me. Take it easy, greasy.

[howardcosell]

Fight Day…

Samantha and her team are shown arriving to the gym. The 5’9” 144 lb Samantha, with her long curly red hair, honey skin and green eyes has money safety pinned to her blouse and she’s playing with her touch screen computer and blindly walks into the gym, where Team Rachel is already there.

(Samantha- So, it’s a couple of days after my birthday and what am I doing? It’s a fight day and I’m really wondering why I even need to be here. The fight is Victoria vs. “Perfect 10” Porsche Green. Victoria hasn’t been coming to training and shows no interest in learning anything. So, as far as I’m concerned, she’s not on my team anyway. I should be out celebrating.)

The teams come together and sit in the bleachers. Samantha is sitting with her team and still playing with her computer. Siena Blaze and Christina Munoz are also there.

(Lucky- So, I see Samantha and Katora sitting with their team and I know there was some friction between her and Victoria. I get up and go tell Gemma, Rachel, and Porsche. But they told me to get out of the locker room. Gemma was especially mean to me. I was just trying to help, but they said I wasn‘t telling them anything they didn‘t already know.)

Victoria is 5’10” 140 lbs with a strong build and large breasts. She has short black hair and blue eyes. She comes out in black leather jeans and a black tank top with black boots. She’s smiling and getting in the cage with no care or concern on her face.

(Victoria- I’m going to fuck her up. I don’t care about training; I don’t care about any of these bitches. I’m here to hurt this perfect bitch and that’s what I’m doing.)

“Perfect 10” Porsche Green is 5’10” 150 lbs with long reddish brown hair, honey skin, and green eyes and is dressed in her emerald green two piece lycra outfit with gold trim and gold boots. She’s smiling and strutting and in character.

(Porsche- I’m nervous, very, very nervous. I really want to prove myself to all my doubters and Rachel has been pretty hard on me in training. I’ve never trained like this before. Victoria is supposed to be a very dangerous opponent and I‘m not going in here and thinking that I‘m just going to breeze right through her, no matter what my demeanor implies. This girl can hurt me; she can beat me. I’ve never lost a match, but there’s a first time for everything and I‘m scared.)

The two fighters come together for instructions and look into each other’s eyes. Porsche smiles a cocky smile at Victoria and Victoria spits in Porsche’s face. Porsche reels back and Victoria kicks her full force in the crotch.

Porsche- Aaaaauuuuuggggghhhh!!!

Porsche goes down on her hands and knees and the ref grabs Victoria as Rachel folds her arms and Gemma yells angrily. Lucy Thunder has to be restrained from entering the cage and attacking Victoria.

Samantha- Don’t look at me. I’m not in it.

Victoria- Come on, Porsche… Perfect 10. Are you a virgin? You won’t be when this is over.

Porsche looks rattled and unsure of herself as Rachel leans in.

Rachel- You see what happened.

Porsche- She… she spit on me. She spit on me… I don’t know.

Rachel- Focus. You are a better fighter than she is.

Porsche- I don’t know; she’s--

Rachel- Silence. At some point in your life, you have to be the thing you wake up every day and pretend to be. Now is that time, Green.

The bell rings and Victoria and Porsche both seem to come to the center cautiously. Porsche has her hands a bit lower, looking to lock up and Victoria has her hands close to her sides.

Nikky- No reflexes, let it fly.

Porsche nails Vic with a hard jab and follows it up with a right cross that staggers Vic.

Gemma- Follow up!!!

Porsche moves in for a takedown, but Victoria grabs the tall redhead and slings her into the cage wall, Porsche’s back taking the impact, then Vic launches a knee into Porsche’s stomach, above an inch below her navel and Porsche doubles over with an “Ugghh!!” Porsche starts to double over and raise her arms to protect her face and Victoria starts slamming lefts and rights into her ribs. Each shot hurts Porsche and her arms start to come down, but Victoria misses a knee to her face and Porsche desperately grabs the black hair woman around the waist, spins her and takes her down.

Gemma- Good, Porsche!!

Nikky- You mean “perfect?”

Gemma- Nikky, you’re silly! Ha ha!!

Victoria launches her head forward and butts Porsche between the eyes, then gets her right hand between the redhead’s legs and squeezes her vagina.

Porsche- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Porsche rolls on her back and Victoria starts punching her in the face repeatedly, all the while holding onto the vagina-claw (“camel toe clutch?”)

Victoria- Quit, bitch! Quit and become my slave!

Gemma- Don’t quit, Porsche!!

Lucy- Lock your arms around her free arm and her shoulder and roll yourself!

Porsche takes a shot to the nose and blood squirts. She rolls on her side and Victoria releases the clutch and climbs on Porsche, throwing lefts into the redhead’s stomach and forcing Porsche to a fetal position, then Victoria bites Porsche’s ear.

Porsche- Ahhh!!!

Nikky- You got this, Porsche! Get up; she’s barely on you!

Gemma- Get up and foul that bitch back!!

Rachel- As long as she is afraid, she isn’t going to win. And there is so much time left in this round.

Victoria hurts Porsche with a shot right above her navel and Victoria hears the biracial girl exhale and go soft.

(Rumor- Porsche Green Perfect Ten… she’s fucking horrible. She gets controlled on the ground and Victoria is barely on her.)

Victoria looks to mount Porsche, but the redhead slips under Vic’s left arm and ends up behind her, then wraps her legs around Victoria’s waist, but the raven haired girl turns and pushes Porsche back. Porsche quickly scrambles to her feet, but is clearly hurt.

Gemma- Shit! Almost had her!

Nikky- I know. She’s got the talent to win it.

Porsche is eying the smiling Victoria, who moves in with her arms low. Porsche snaps a front kick into Vic’s stomach and with an “ULLLFFF!!!” Victoria doubles over and Porsche’s eyes get wide. Porsche runs and clotheslines the black haired woman and Victoria’s head bangs the floor hard. Porsche jumps and does and flipping leg drop right across Victoria’s throat.

Gemma- Yes!!!

Victoria rolls onto her stomach and as Porsche gets to her knees, Victoria throws her knuckles into Porsche’s crotch. Porsche gets to her feet and staggers back, favoring her privates. Her back is against the cage right where, Gemma, Rachel, and Nikky are.

Nikky- All she’s doing is fouling you. That’s all she’s doing because she knows she can’t beat you.

Rachel- If you do not start fighting back, she will try to rape you.

Victoria moves in on Porsche and the redhead lands a left hook, right cross, grabs Victoria and knees her in the stomach, then pushes her back and circles, smiling.

(Rachel- Green does have a background in martial arts, though professional wrestling is what she is known for. In combat situations against dangerous opponents, you have to go with your instincts.)

(Samantha- Seeing Porsche sticking and moving, and using the flashy wrestling moves… it kinda reminded me of… me.)

Victoria takes a three punch combo, then a five punch combo and two kicks to the ribs, misses on the kick to the crotch, takes a shot to stomach and buckles, then gets floored with a dropkick.

(Lucy- One thing I noticed… nobody on Team Samantha was cheering for Victoria. I guess it’s unanimous… she’s a bitch.)

Gemma- Step up the pressure, Porsche and you can finish her in the first round!!

Victoria gets to her feet before Porsche can move in, but Porsche kicks Victoria just above her pubic mound and the tall black haired girl doubles over with a loud “AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!! FUUUUCK!!!” Porsche exhales, measures her, but changes her mind. She moves behind Victoria, wraps her legs around the black haired girl’s waist and puts Victoria in standing full nelson body scissors combo. Porsche’s legs are killing Vic’s ribs and Victoria waves for the referee to stop the fight. As soon as Vic is out of Porsche’s hold, she knees the redhead in the crotch and takes her down, but security floods the ring and separates them.

Ref- The winner by first round submission… “Perfect 10” Porsche Green.

Porsche- I can’t believe I won. She had me early on; it was hard to adjust to that style.

Gemma- What style? That bitch didn’t have a style; she was fucking cheating!

Victoria exit’s the ring and looks at Samantha.

Samantha- Don’t look at me. I’m not in it.

Siena- That was an interesting fight. You know what? I think we may as well have two tonight, in honor of Samantha’s birthday and all. So teams, you’ve got a half an hour to get Lucky Star and Baby Liz ready because they’re up next.

Samantha- What? Where’s Liz?

Liz is shown sleeping on the bleachers with an empty flask and her hand down her pants.

(Samantha- This bitch looks like Shannon Doherty, and she acts like Shannon Doherty. She pisses me the fuck off, but I will not give up on her.)



Gemma- Where’s Lucky?

Lucky- I’m right here, Gemma. Are you going to be in my corner? I’m kinda worried.

Gemma- Yes I am.

Lucky- The girl’s tough. She may be the one to take me down.

Rachel is shown looking at Lucky and she doesn’t look happy.

Rachel- You’ve been slacking off in training and underperforming. Now, you get the opportunity to prove your promoter friend and everyone else that you were actually buried. Because so far, all you’ve shown is that you are lazy and a prima dona.

Lucky- Well, I’ve been told I look like a young Madonna. That's where I get my name from, you know.



Rachel- Go to the locker room and put on your gear. We will warm you up.

Lucky- Are the lights going to be on? Because I sweat a lot better in the dark.

Rachel-…

Lucky- Gemma, are the lights going to be on, because--

Gemma- Lucky, just go to the locker room. (to Rachel) We’ve got our work cut out for us.

Rachel- That girl annoys me.

NEXT- Baby Liz Taylor-Lakota vs. Lucky Star!

[~Rox Erotique~]

YES!!!! Fuck you Vic!

Another win for Team Rachel! guess you can suck it Sam

Awesoem story and interview as always honey! I adore your interviews! I always get a chuckle out of your verbal blasts at me! haha! Only trouble is you set the bar so fucking high I can't think of a good enough response :p

And Laurie, you've had a proper welcome to the OPW universe now you know you've made it when everyone starts insulting you! HAHAHA! Looks liek you'll have a nemisis in the form of Rumour... then again, it seems she hates everyone! Except Kayla... that kinda proves how dumb she is though

MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

x G x

[laurie breeze]

Thanks Gemma ... now I gotta back it all up in the cage. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I still need your help. Can we do some more extra training, if you 'n Rachel are ok with it? 

xoxo

~L~

[howardcosell]

Lucky Star is 5’5” 135 lbs with long curly brown hair with light brown highlights and blue eyes. She comes out in white wedding lingerie and black boots and is smiling on her way to the cage. As soon as she gets there though, her demeanor changes.

(Lucky- I’ve been slacking off in training and I’ve been flirting and playing mind games with the other fighters. I’ve been doing all of it on purpose because I want to appear as weak as possible. True enough, I am a sexually dominant and aggressive woman and I am damn proud of it. I don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks of me, but I’ll pretend to.)

(Justice- I’ve heard of Lucky and seen some of her matches. Everything about Lucky Star drips “seductress.” The way she talks with that low voice like Madonna’s, the way she tries to act all innocent, but stares at you like she wants to hump you… I don’t like women like that, but Lucky Star has more going on with her than she would like people to know. Look at her eyes. She‘s got those dreamy eyes and that can fool you.)

Lucky- Gemma, I’m worried. What if she beats me? I don’t want to be beaten, Gemma.

Gemma- Just get in there and listen to us. You’ll do fine.

Lucky- Are you going to hit me, Gemma?

Gemma- Why would I hit you?

Lucky- It’s okay, Gemma. I’ve been hit before. I just don’t wanna get hurt, you know. I don’t know… you just look like you can’t decide whether you want to hit me or kiss me. Thanks for warming me up.

Gemma- What? Hey… I--

Lucky enters the cage and moves around a bit.

Rachel- What was that all about?

Gemma- I have no idea.

Elizabeth “Baby Liz” Taylor-Lakota is 5’9” 140 lbs, with long black hair and hazel eyes and she is dressed in a black tank top, black shorts and black grappling gloves with bare feet and black toenail polish and she looks aloof and indifferent.

(Liz- Whatever. Everybody doubts me and everybody wants to see me fail. Laurie Breeze was sitting her worthless ass right there booing me, so I flipped her the bird. Whatever. I’m the one who fought hard; I’m the one who had to put up with those old assholes on the reservation. Fuck them.)

Liz and Lucky come together for instructions. Lucky looks at the referee.

Lucky- Are you going to frisk me?

Ref- Usually, we tend not to.

Lucky- Too bad, I always do better when I’m frisked. Hello, Liz.

Liz- What do you want?

Lucky- Are you going to hurt me?

Liz- Ummm yes.

Lucky- Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

Katora- What’s with all the talking, Ref? Get them back in their corners and start the match.

Ref- Hey, cool it!

Katora- You cool it!

(Katora- I know Lucky Star likes to use mind games and I wasn’t happy with the ref, letting them talk like that. Liz is already messed up. It’s stupid, you know?)

Lucky and Liz back up to their corners of the cage.

Samantha- Liz, she’s awkward and unpredictable, so establish your jab and control the center of the ring. Watch her takedowns and if she taunts you, hit her.

Liz- Whatever.

Gemma- Okay Lucky, she’s drunk but she’s dangerous. Take it to her and watch those strikes. Get her down and she’ll probably quit because she’s a quitter.

Laurie- Lucky, Liz is definitely a quitter and she’s just a bully with no pride. She’s a joke.

Lucky- Yeah, but she might get me. I don’t know if I can take her… she may take me.

The bell rings and Lucky and Liz meet at center cage, Lucky has her hand extended to touch gloves with Liz as a sign of good sportsmanship. Liz chooses to touch with Lucky, but Lucky grabs Liz’s wrist and throws a roundhouse kick that slams into the right side of Liz’s head, staggering her.

Samantha- Shit!!

Liz raises her arms and Lucky rushes in, ducking low and easily lifting Liz up, then spinning and slamming Liz down in a spine buster.

Gemma- Shit, Lucky is stronger than we thought.

Samantha- Get out of the mount, Liz. You’re not in trouble.

Liz- Ahhhh OOH!!! Ahhhh… OOH!!! Ahhh… UNNHH!!!

Lucky is sticking her fingers into Liz’s shorts and tickling Liz’s “lips” and punching her in the face and stomach.

Lucky- Are you enjoying yourself, Baby Liz? Are you enjoying me?

Liz- Stop, bitch! Ahhhhh… OOOH!!

Lucky- If you want to cum, Liz, don’t resist it. If you’re going to lose to me, you may as well cum hard.

Samantha- Liz, you need to fucking throw some punches and get that bitch off of you!! What are you doing?

Dynamite- Looks to me like she’s getting fooked.

Liz gets her bare feet on Lucky’s stomach and kicks her back. Lucky swallows and lands in a seated position, touching her stomach and looking sadly at Liz as the taller girl gets to her feet.

Lucky- I guess you don’t appreciate me.

Liz kicks Lucky in the face and Lucky’s eyes roll back and she goes flat on her back. Liz takes her bare foot and puts it on Lucky’s face, using her toes to try and pry open the Madonna look a like’s mouth… Liz’s notices Lucky is smiling.

Liz- What the fuck? Ahhh!!!

Lucky sweeps Liz’s legs out from under her and is quick to jump, slamming her stomach across Liz’s head. Lucky seems to be rubbing her stomach on Liz’s head.

Lucky- Oooooooh Baby Liz… your nose in on my bellybutton… ohhhh Baby Liz… I have the most perfect bellybutton. There’s a nerve behind it and when that nerve is touched, I feel an electric shock go through my body and up my spine.

(Nikky- Lucky Star took a kick to the face and shook it off. I was impressed.)

(Joanne- So, I’m thinking… Lucky Star is a total freak!! She was totally sex-fighting Liz… I wish it was a three way; I wanted some of that action)

Samantha- Liz, get that bitch off!!!

Rumor- Looks like that’s what she’s doing.

Lucky lays her back on Liz’s stomach and the shorter girl rubs her butt into Liz’s crotch while locking her legs with Liz’s, then reaching up and grabbing Liz by the back of her head and pulling it down in a modified can opener.

Dynamite- She’s giving up her fooking back, slap on a choke, you dumb fooking cxnt!

(Rumor- So, all Liz has to do is put her arms around Lucky’s throat, and she’d have her in a choke, but Liz is too cxnt-struck to do it.)

Liz starts throwing punches around, trying to hit Lucky’s stomach, but she’s hitting Lucky’s breasts instead.

Lucky- Uhhh… my nipples are sensitive, Baby Liz. So, tell me something… why do they call you Baby Liz? You want to get me somewhere… here… (Lucky takes Liz’s right hand and puts it on her crotch and starts grinding her) Oohhhhh Baby Liz…

Rachel- Absolutely disgraceful.

Shawna- Squeeze her pussy, Liz!!! Squeeze it!!!

Brit- Do something, Liz!!

Dynamite- What the fook were you doing in your match with Laurie Breeze?

Brit- I’m not fighting, Quinn.

Dynamite- Yeah, and when the fook were you?

(Samantha- I wasn’t going to tell Liz to do something dirty… but I was hoping she would. She was getting completely outworked.)

Liz brings her right arm up and brings her fist down on the pit of Lucky’s stomach.

Lucky- ough…

Liz feels Lucky’s body shake and hears the brunette swallow. Liz quickly wraps her arms around Lucky’s throat, but Lucky scrambles to her feet before Liz can get a body scissors on. Then Lucky drops to a seated position and Liz’s chin and mouth are smashed into the back of Lucky’s head. Liz is stunned and backs up as Lucky turns around and now that both women are back on their feet, Lucky extends her hand to Liz again.

Samantha- Don’t touch gloves with her!!

Liz sticks her hand out and Lucky nails her with a right cross, ducks low, picks Liz up, runs and slams her on her back.

Samantha- I told you not to fucking touch gloves with her!!! Liz, get up!!!

Lucky sits on Liz’s stomach, folds her arms behind her head and does a wiggle, then she starts punching Liz in the face with a vicious ground and pound. Liz is trying to buck the smaller girl off of her, but Lucky is staying on, however, she allows Liz to roll onto her stomach and looks to put on a choke. Lucky gets the choke on and Liz’s hair is also tangled in Lucky’s choke.

Samantha- There are only thirty seconds left in the round, hold on!!!

Lucky is humping Liz and smiling broadly as she’s got the taller girl. Liz finally taps the mat and Lucky releases the hold.

Samantha- Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!!!!!

(Samantha- Three matches so far… three losses for me so far.)

(Rumor- Baby Liz is an idiot. She didn’t fight well; she didn’t train well; she didn’t do anything right and she had plenty of opportunities. She got beat by a used vagina.)

Ref- The winner… Lucky Star.

Liz takes her gloves off and throws them down. Samantha tries to talk to Liz, but Liz says “whatever” and makes her way out of the ring. But Samantha notices white powder residue on the gloves and on Liz’s wrists.

Samantha- Fucking bitch…

Meanwhile… Lucky is celebrating her victory…

Lucky- Looks like I won.

Rachel- Your performance was disgraceful and wasteful.

Lucky- I didn’t know you were a poet, Master Apache. Would you like me to be your slave?

Rachel- I would like you to put for a better effort in training and in competition.

Lucky- I won.

Rachel- … You didn’t win the way you should have.

Lucky- But I won.

Gemma- If I could just cut in here, something’s going on over there with Samantha and Siena.

Lucky- Oh, Rachel and Gemma… this is for you. I guess I got lucky again. I won by a hair… or more.

Lucky pulls back on her lingerie to reveal her unshaved bush. Rachel’s eyes widen and Gemma turns and covers her mouth from laughing. Gemma even starts coughing to prevent herself from laughing. Once Lucky walks off smiling, Gemma shakes her head from side to side, disapprovingly. Rachel stares at Lucky with a definite angry expression as the brunette backs up and makes her way back to the dressing room.

Lucky- You know we’re gonna be friends, Rachel. You’ve got so much hair on your head; I wonder if the Rapunzel trait runs down below.

(Rachel- I have no comment on my exchange with Lucky Star. Okay fine… I wanted to give her a spiked piledriver for disrespecting me.)



(Siena- I happened to see Lucky Star’s bush and knowing Madonna’s anatomy pretty well… let’s say that Lucky and Madonna have a lot in common with the appearance and the attitude.)

Samantha- Siena, we need to have a meeting in the office with Liz.

Christina- What’s going on?

Samantha- That bitch was on something.

(Gemma- I don’t know what happens, but Rachel, Sam, Siena and Christina go into an office with Baby Liz.)

In the office…

Liz- Whatever, man.

Samantha- What do you mean “whatever?” What is that powder?

Siena touches some of the powder on one of the gloves and tastes it.

Siena- It’s cocaine. The cheap kind.

Samantha- So, you got in the cage on that shit, and loaded your gloves with it, so you could snort it during the fight and get a rush? You want to be so high that you end up killing your opponent or killing yourself? No fucking respect for this fucking sport? Is that what you did, Liz? Look at me. Is that what you did because it didn’t help you… you still fucking lost.

Liz- Fuck you. You don’t give a shit about me, none of you do.

Samantha- Fuck me? That’s all you’ve been doing, you stupid bitch. Fuck me? No bitch, fuck you!!!

Samantha starts raining punches down on Liz’s head and all hell breaks loose as Liz grabs Samantha, but the punches are coming way too fast. Rachel looks on with her arms folded as Siena takes a right cross to her lip as she gets between the two women and Christina grabs Samantha and pins her to the wall.

Samantha- You fucking bitch!!! You fucking cheater!!! You better be lucky they’re holding me back.

Liz- Come on, bitch. You don’t care about me (crying) no fucking body does!

Samantha- Let me go, I’m cool.

Christina lets Sam go, but Samantha slaps Liz right in the mouth and Christina grabs Sam again.

Samantha- Look Siena, I don’t think it’s fair that I had both Liz and Victoria on my team. Neither one of them was even there when we picked teams. But you stuck me with both of them and they both were almost un-coachable. I think we should do some sort of trade or something. Send one of them to Rachel’s team for a fighter of my choosing.

Rachel- If I would even be open to such a thing, it would be a fighter of MY choosing who left MY team.

Siena- If you had a problem with it Sam, why the fuck did you wait until now to say something? Seems like if Victoria and Liz had won, you wouldn’t be whining about this.

Samantha- You know what? You give Rachel anything she wants. This bitch pisses all over you in every interview, hating on you since she was 11, and you give her whatever the fuck she wants.

Rachel- Watch what you call me, woman. I’m not as easy as your drug addict pupil… or you.

Samantha- Oh really? Then where the fuck is my title shot? If I’m so easy, why the fuck are you avoiding another fight with me? Maybe you should be asking your drug addict pupil Gemma Rox why she got her ass handed to her by despicable me.

Rachel- Both your fighters lost tonight. Happy Birthday.

Samantha faces Rachel and Siena steps between the two of them.

Rachel- Do not touch me, Siena.

Siena- Look, it’s been a long fucking day. Can we just work something out?

A few minutes later, Samantha comes out and Gemma Rox immediately meets her.

Gemma- I heard the commotion. What the fuck is your problem, huh? You’re in there picking a fight with Rachel?

Samantha- Bitch, get the fuck away from me.

Rachel follows and Gemma notices that Rachel doesn’t look like she’s been in any sort of fight. But Gemma sees Baby Liz, looking worse than she did during the match with Lucky Star. Gemma looks back at Samantha.

Samantha- Don’t say a fucking word to me.

Gemma approaches Rachel.

Gemma- What happened?

Rachel- Several things. The fighter known as Baby Liz was using cocaine during her fight. Her coach was not happy and attacked her. Then, we made a trade.

Gemma- A trade?

Rachel- We are inheriting a headache from the other team.

Gemma- Rachel…

Rachel- We will talk about this later.

Siena- Okay, there’s been a trade. I realize that it wasn’t fair to give Samantha both Baby Liz and Victoria when both of them didn’t even bother to show up for the draft because one was in police lockup and the other one was high. So, to make things a bit more fair, Victoria has been traded to Team Rachel and Praggy is now a member of Team Samantha.

Gemma- Rachel, how could you put Victoria on our team? You know I hate Jessika and her--

Rachel- I know what I am doing and Samantha chose Victoria. I wanted to send Ms. Lucky Star to the other team, but we settled on Praggy. We are the ones in control, do you understand me? There is no one who we cannot handle.

Gemma- I don’t like this one bit.

Rachel- Neither do I. But we will deal with it as always.

(Joanne- This totally sucks!! Now, Praggy, Katrina, and Shawna are all on my team! I hate all three of those bitches! And I’m fighting next!)

NEXT: How will Victoria and Praggy fit in on their new teams after the trade? What will be the fallout of Baby Liz’s drug use or will there be any fallout at all? And then in the final preliminary fight, Team Rachel’s kickboxing sensation Kathy Oasis takes on the ever popular Team Samantha member, Girl Wrestler Joanne!

[laurie breeze]

(giving Baby Liz an extra special one-fingered wave as she leaves)

Nah Nah Nah Nah.....

Nah Nah Nah Nah.....

Hey Hey Hey.....

Goodbye!

(Another AWESOME chapter, Howard!!!)

xoxo

~Laurie~