OLD DEADWOOD DAYS (Tales of the Soiled Doves)

[Marie B.]

Oh, one more thing, if ever a tiny blonde on a tiny pony rides down the Deadwood thoroughfare, tell her to be really really careful! Never know what could happen! 

The tiny blonde would hog-tie the Badlands Bimbo like a steer at the rodeo....that's what would happen!

Git along, little dogie!



Marie

[laurie breeze]

Joni is a very beautiful lady ,  Also quit picking on my sister (Laurie) Marie.


pete

Thanks Pete!  

Marie is an annoying little bug, isn't she? She better watch out or she's gonna get stepped on!

~L~


(I know I promised to get the next chapter done by Monday but two of the kids I take care of came down with a tummy bug 'n that pretty much killed the whole weekend! I'm working on it, sorry for the delay!)

[Marie B.]

Marie is an annoying little bug, isn't she? She better watch out or she's gonna get stepped on!

Hmmph! This "annoying little bug" will be wiping the floor with Pete's "sister" Laurie Breeze!

Just you wait!



Marie

[laurie breeze]

Marie is an annoying little bug, isn't she? She better watch out or she's gonna get stepped on!

Hmmph! This "annoying little bug" will be wiping the floor with Pete's "sister" Laurie Breeze!

Just you wait!



Marie

Sorry, Marie. No munchkins allowed in Deadwood. Why don't you follow the Yellow Brick Road back to Oz?

 

xoxo

~L~

[Marie B.]

Laurie ,  I think I saw a Wanted Poster with Marie B picture on it.

[laurie breeze]

Laurie ,  I think I saw a Wanted Poster with Marie B picture on it.

'n here's the stool she needed to stand on to reach it!



~L~

[Jonica]

Laurie ,  I think I saw a Wanted Poster with Marie B picture on it.

'n here's the stool she needed to stand on to reach it!



~L~

Ha!


xoxo

[laurie breeze]

Laurie ,  I saw Bank Robbery on the wanted poster.  Also a $5,000 reward to bring Marie B in Alive.



pete

plus an extra 10 bucks for her accomplice, the stool she stood on to see over the bank counter!   

[Marie B.]

plus an extra 10 bucks for her accomplice, the stool she stood on to see over the bank counter! 

Oh, ho! The short Laurie finally gets someone smaller to pick on, huh?

You know where that stool is going next, don't you? We'll call it "shootin' the Breeze."



Marie

[laurie breeze]

plus an extra 10 bucks for her accomplice, the stool she stood on to see over the bank counter! 

Oh, ho! The short Laurie finally gets someone smaller to pick on, huh?

You know where that stool is going next, don't you? We'll call it "shootin' the Breeze."



Marie

It happens so rarely, Marie...I gotta make the most of it!     

xoxo

~L~

[laurie breeze]

It's 'mea culpa' time now. Again. I have to apologize (again) for the delay in finishing the next chapter. Before the snowballs 'n knives come out, let me say I'm working hard on it! For anybody camping out, I'll bring some hot dogs 'n marshmallows!

I wanted to get it finished last weekend but we got hit with a tummy bug epidemic that sent 2 kids to bed for 48 hours 'n me into full nanny/nurse mode. No writing got done. Sorry (again). I've been slowly working on it this week, a paragraph at a time ... in between trading trash with Marie B    'n regular visits to the sick ward to take care of my lil patients who are now pretty much back to their normal selves. Crisis over.  

I promise Chapter Seven is on the way! I swear! Honest! No, really!

While you're waiting, I want ya all to please do yourselves a big favor 'n read the finale of Jonica's A Clockwork Strawberry. No, not because I'm in it.    Because Joni's story from beginning to end is totally absolutely wonderful! She created a wild crazy twisted world 'n threw us into it, it's a ride I'll never forget!

When you're done doing yourself that favor, do yourself another one. Read Marie B's A Small Problem. Again, not because I'm in it.      Marie came up with a terrific original concept where we finish each other's thoughts 'n sentences.

Oh, yeah, one more thing.....Since Old Deadwood Days is an ongoing series, I thought it might be a good idea for me to re-post the first 6 chapters in order so any new readers don't have to keep going back through all the comments (THANK YOU ALL for all the feedback!!!) 'n make it easier for them.....as well as anyone who may want to re-read a chapter. I hope you don't mind if I do that (as Jonica says, it'll also give me the chance to do a little bit of editing too!).

Thanks for being so patient! The snacks 'n drinks are on the way!

hugggzzzz 'n xoxo

~L~

[Marie B.]

When you're done doing yourself that favor, do yourself another one. Read Marie B's A Small Problem.

You're a peach, Laurie. It makes me feel guilty about beating you up again.......but I'm gonna do it anyway.

And yes, everyone would be doing themselves a favor reading Jonica's story, too. It's one of the best.



Marie

[laurie breeze]

When you're done doing yourself that favor, do yourself another one. Read Marie B's A Small Problem.

You're a peach, Laurie. It makes me feel guilty about beating you up again.......but I'm gonna do it anyway.

And yes, everyone would be doing themselves a favor reading Jonica's story, too. It's one of the best.



Marie

Again, Marie? Again?! 

Let me ask you...AGAIN...who won?

~L~

[laurie breeze]

I am outside with 200 snowballs and ready to throw them at Laurie if she does not get the next chapter posted real soon. LITSL  (Laying in the snow laughing)

pete

Pete, how the heck did you get snowballs in Las Vegas? Did ya have them shipped in from the North Pole?     

xoxo

~L~

[A_J 2012]

Thanks Jo!

Hurry back Laurie, we miss you!

[A_J 2012]