This backwater bimbo means business huh... Glancing round at the increasing popularity our little encounter is briniging... Here a bitch there a bitch everywhere you look a bitch...
The sinister smirk spreads across my lips, unbuckling my gun belt and holding it out dropping it carefully to the wooden sidewalk (See im americanising it all for you lot

) Reaching behind me and pulling the knife from the sheath strapped to my back and throwing it into the post... TWAAAANNNGGGGGGGG
Spitting on the floor as Jo continues her shadow boxing...
Lunging forward arms outstretched as a muted, breatless silence hangs over the growing crowd, grabbing my arms around the dusty farmgirl gripping her tight, brushing my silky smooth (clean) cheek to her grubby toiled cheek my lips smack as they part and whisper...
"Look around you... See the crowd... See the eyes all glaring excitedly at the prospect of the hottest girl this town has EVER seen fighting the local muck spreader... Just think of it $5 a head entry and a cut of the betting... How much feed can you get your steads, how many horses never have to go shoeless injun style, how many times can you go visit the grand old oprey with your beau... Think about it for a moment Rancher and tell me if you'd like a cut along with the chance to tangle with the Kat...?
Flinging my arms open and hoping back, fists raised, clenched ready incase she to "Farmgirl" to understand great business...
"Well...." Panting and loosening my arms as i step around kicking up dust...
(Does Jo take the offer...? Does Karly have ulterior motives..? Has Babs discovered the truth behind Roy Rodgers secret cross dressing fetish...? Will the bunny wabbit waggle that sexy tail... ? Tune in next time folks same Gulch time same Rattlesnake channel....)