"Oh your honour its nice of you to show up again.... here you can have your coat and hat these girls didnt fall for it im affraid, but i did get themto surrender to the Sheriff for you so thats one less worry right and im sure thety will sing like canaries especially with the Sheriff putting the screws to them... Now what was that you were saying about a drink ? and hell yeah its on me..."
Putting my arm over the Judges shoulder as she asks the others to join us...
"Ooops sorry bear with me just a minute girls ill be right with yuo..."
Walking past Lexi and Misty giving the most secretive of winks to Lexi and to misty and smiling at the Sheriff, i mean come on for a older woman shes GOT IT GOIN ONNNNNN.... thats one hot Sheriff Id Like to F.....iddle with .
Heading into the back room where my Safety deposit box is i open it and take out a satchel full of documents, sling it over my shoulder and head back...
"Right then girls to the Saloon... Excellent job today Judge you had them all fooled with your loathing of "the corrupt Mayor" ohhh we are gonna laugh about this for many years are we not...And whos your little friend here ... HELLO YOU INDIAN ME MAYOR... (Typical fucking Brit abroad shout slowly thatll make the foreighners understand ya) And Rancher, erm nice to erm see you again... now lets us all go have a nice quiet drink and forget all about todays little incident, and if you could stop your fellow squas and braves honey that would be swell much thanks and hey lets throw a big partyand try and put an end to all this segrgation i want your tribe to feel welcome in my... erm OUR toen ok ..."
So many thinking that each and every word that escapes my lips is a lie is an underhanded trick is false in every which way but the party and dissolving of segregation was the honest truth plus more people in town means more proffit right ? Come on its economy...
Holding the saloon swing doors open for the Judge, the Indian girl (who i have considerable trouble taking my eyes of her deerskin covered ass mmmm) and the Rancher whos ass i have seen and still enjoy watching jiggle..
I scan the room Lexis note was to be given to a Gambler and a Gunslinger.. Hmmm the shady slinky looking brunette holding a marked hand must be the gambler and the smaller but deadly looking blonde close by with the arsenal strapped tpo her thighs ... mmmm some thighs... Wowsers must be the gunslinger...
"Barkeep whatever these brave girls are having line em up and keep em coming its all on me tonight, if youll excuse me for just a moment girls ill be right back just got some official Mayoral business to take care of ok..."
Heading over to the gambler and gunslinger and bending down and in whispered hushed tones well away from evesdropping bitches i set out the note and plan suggested by the outlaw, wrong side of the law maybe but i believe in her, them...
"So there you have it ladies this town is having some problems as you can see and well it needs cleaning up, the outlaws need your help in getting free and well i need your help setting this town right and protection till i can get the mine opened and well im in fear of my life see i dont think everyone sees eye to eye with me but ive always had the towns interests at heart... So what say you ?"
(Over to firstly really Paula or Kelli but Michelle, Brook, Jo, Babs oh fuck it if you want in jump the fuck in

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