[lexibabe]

Delivering some extra kegs of rum..to storms.ship..just so all my rivals can party.and get sloshed

Ok..not because I'm nice...just part.of my master plan    

[Mari-Angelina]

Sign me up as the Smallest Pirate here!!!

[stormbolt7]

Fair winds blowing ... and a LOT of ladies arriving from around the globe.. Tis glad we are, they did not sail of the reported edge..

MARLIES ... Making the attempt, to make us believe the lovely lady has pirate part of her spirit!! I be willing to give her the chance, to show what a catfighting pirate she is. MARLIES ENTERED!!

DISHAFACESITQUEEN ...  Ready to sail the seas, battle on land. While face sitting her opponents!!  DISHA ENTERED!!

SADIEWRESTLES ... Making the Jolly Roger VERY happy... Spirited, snarky, and sexy.  SADIE ENTERED!!

SERENA77 ... Setting sail from Sicily or other parts Italia. Welcome to join in, and see how much of a pirate spirit the lovely lady has. SERENA ENTERED!!

MARI-ANGELINA  ... Lovely face, spirited, and wears bandanas like a pirate. The crew has some ladies, that are of like stature Mari. So I know thw worth of feisty ladies not the largest in the fight. MARI-ANGELINA ENTERED!!

VERY fine looking crew of possible pirate recruits!!  Any other ladies feel, they can match up, with this spirited crew?? Sign ups end.. Midnight friday , Eastern time U.S. 
SATURDAY the ship sails, the poll, and mayhem begins!!

Storm

[Michelle]

I stand at the front of the ship....looking to both fore and aft on either side ...watching the rest of my powerful fleet as we are just now headed into the Caribbean.....weeks out from coming around the Cape Horn in rough weather.  The fleet weathered the storm.....I have great ships...and even better men and women on them.....all loyal to the core.  But....I may need help if I am to take Tortuga and I want it badly!  I want to hang that fucking bastard Henry Morgan from my yard arm......then plug him with both my flintlock pistols!  I hate that bastard for what he did to me when he threw me in his prison!......Oh...the fucker will pay and pay with his blood!  Oh but he'll suffer first......you can mark my words on that!.  He'll die knowing I took Tortuga and all his gold and riches......and there is nothing that Sir Henry values more  He'll live to see me take his treasures....then I'll disembowel him!

I hate that cocksucker!  "Sir" Henry Morgan.....how that shit ever got letters from the King of England I'll never know but it has put the power of the English behind him, although a filthy pirate like me he'll always be...."Sir" or not!  Here I go to England.....to London.....I see that fucking King!  I give him 6...count em....6!......blow jobs.....and he gives the letters to Morgan??   Is there no loyalty in life anymore?   SHEESH!   He thinks he'll beat me to Port Bello in Panama...the richest of the Spanish possessions but I'll beat him there.....I've already sent ships ahead to watch.

But...its help I may need......I'm not sure where to get it.   I have a wild thought....its a chancy one but I didn't get to be captain of the largest pirate fleet on the seas by being timid.  I need the Jager Monster.....I need an alliance.....if we joined forces....none of those other weak ass bitches could stop us!  But she is just as ambitious as me maybe......I can't be sure......we have at least been on friendly terms.  Unlike that fucking wench Sadie.....if I EVER see her scrawny flat chested ASS on these seas again I'll blow her out of the water.......and she knows it.  She's run from me for years......maybe I'll get lucky...box her in one of the shoals or harbors.....then she doesn't stand a fucking chance against our firepower.  With the French behind me.....the English don't stand a chance and the Spanish are just too weak.  All they are good for...which is a lot.....is allowing me to pirate their treasure ships headed back to Cadiz.

But first things first....all lookouts be wary and on guard......we're in the Caribbean now....its a pirates lair...that and the fucking English.....I don't want any surprises and right now no one knows were coming.......then the alliance.....I have to see if I can make it happen.

[##catfitewatcher314]

love your post michelle  entertaining and funny 

[Rama]

I know I can't be active every day...but I want to try....count me in.

[BustyTiffany35]

I was actually thinkin' about taking a bit of a break from here, but I just can't resist revisiting a good ol' Pirate adventure Count me in!

[Michelle]

and contrary to popular belief....."Pirates of the Caribbean" was not the best "pirate" movie ever made...

That distinction belongs to......"Captain Blood"...

Captain Blood is a 1935 American swashbuckling film directed by Michael Curtiz and starring Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland, Basil Rathbone, Lionel Atwill and Ross Alexander. Based on the 1922 novel Captain Blood by Rafael Sabatini, with a screenplay by Casey Robinson, the film is about an enslaved doctor and his fellow prisoners who escape and become pirates on the open seas.

Captain Blood received positive reviews and was a huge success at the box office. The film received Academy Award nominations for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Writing, and Best Sound Editing.

Warner Bros. Pictures took a serious risk in pairing two relative unknown performers in the lead roles. Flynn's performance made him a major star and established him as the natural successor to Douglas Fairbanks, Sr. and a "symbol of an unvanquished man" during the Depression. The film also established de Havilland, in just her fourth film appearance, as a major star. Captain Blood was the first of eight films co-starring Flynn and de Havilland, and in 1938, the two would be re-united with Rathbone in The Adventures of Robin Hood. The film also features a stirring musical score by Erich Wolfgang Korngold. Some of the impressive sea-battle footage was taken from The Sea Hawk (1924).

While obviously a pretty old movie....it holds up wonderfully and the action is unparalleled.....as an old movie buff...for pure fun and adventure....this is one of my favorites

Its Flynn and de Havilland at their very best   And again...the musical score by Erich Wolfgang Korngold is stirring and breathtaking...

Michelle gives it two thumbs up and says ...check it out......you'll like it

[RedEnforcer]

Still the best Pirate in a movie ever?

The Dread Pirate Roberts!



My fellow masked man.

[stormbolt7]

Since yee be bringing up pirate movies.. FEW others yee can check out... old classics..
Flynn also had a good performance in the Sea Hawk
Tyrone Power in the Black Swan .. (yeahhh was a pirate movie before something with murderous ballerinas)
Also ... Yul Brynner in the Buccaneer ...  NOT all at sea .. YET he does play a Pirate, based on REAL characters and events around the war of 1812. Some good adventure and scenes on land and sea.
THAT added in ..

RASSLINTAYLOR ...  Looking good on land, stepping up for duty at sea is Taylor. Fighting or wrestling, soon she may make a fine sailor!
RASSLINTAYLOR ENTERED!!

RAMA ... Looking to show her spirit, and nice figure. Rama ready to join in and prove she is an all around pirate and fighter!! RAMA ENTERED!!

BUSTYTIFFANY35  ... From the shores of the Spanish main. To the taverns of Tortuga. Never underestimate, this battling, busty beauty!
TIFFANY ENTERED!!

Days draw to night... night slips into day... If yee don't join in soon.. Yee won't have the chance to play!!
Last few days to sign up ...  THEN we set sail, and let the drinks flow, and the fists and sails fly!!

Storm

[Marlies]

Ho-de-ho!

"Captain Blood" and "Pirates of the Caribbean" can duke it out for second place! The best pirate movie ever made is about to be directed by Stormy!

Filming begins next week!

Starring:

The time-traveling Empress of Amazonia who lets her fists do the talking...as well as her mouth...MICHELLE!

One of the few people on FCF I'd trust to catch me if I closed my eyes and fell backwards...BECKY STROUD!

The craziest - in a brilliant way - girl I've ever met, on-line or off....JAGER MONSTER!

The girl who I've been a secret admirer of for a looooong time and..ooops, secret's out!...LEXIBABE!

The greatest coach and cheerleader a girl could ever hope for...MARLIES!

The girl who will probably end up knocking me into next week because I plan on making tons of fun of her name...DISHAFACESITQUEEN!

The most delightful and spirited fighter to watch on this site, bar none...SERENA!

Pound for pound, as scrappy as you'll find, this side of a Bangkok cock fight...MARI-ANGELINA!

My FCF soul-mate and fellow Trailer Park Princess...RASSLINTAYLOR!

The girl that reminds me of the Ramen Noodles I had for dinner tonight...it's the human floatation device...RAMA!

And, last, but not least, the girl that I've been dodging for months, but, looks like I've finally run out of places to hide....BUSTY TIFFANY!

Oh, and finally, playing the lead role as winner of the tournament....ME!  

I SMELL BLOCKBUSTER!!

I smell a lot of Oscar awards too!

[Jonica]

Sign me up as the Smallest Pirate here!!!

*ahem*

[Emily Layne]

I'm in too

[laurie breeze]

Sign me up as the Smallest Pirate here!!!

*ahem*

*Looking at the sign on the dock saying "You Have To Be THIS Tall To Come Aboard!"

Standing on tiptoes, stretchhhhhing.....*

"Aw crud, missed it by THAT much..... oh well....... "

*hops on my jet ski 'n VROOOOOOMS into the surf*      

hugggzzz 'n xoxo

~Laurie~

[Mari-Angelina]

Sign me up as the Smallest Pirate here!!!

*ahem*

on you are a "Foot" tall!!! hehe