[RedEnforcer]

Sign me up as the Smallest Pirate here!!!

*ahem*

*Looking at the sign on the dock saying "You Have To Be THIS Tall To Come Aboard!"

Standing on tiptoes, stretchhhhhing.....*

"Aw crud, missed it by THAT much..... oh well....... "

*hops on my jet ski 'n VROOOOOOMS into the surf*      

hugggzzz 'n xoxo

~Laurie~

*piles up 3 apples next to the sign*
Laurie Wait!

[Emily Layne]

Sign me up as the Smallest Pirate here!!!

*ahem*

*Looking at the sign on the dock saying "You Have To Be THIS Tall To Come Aboard!"

Standing on tiptoes, stretchhhhhing.....*

"Aw crud, missed it by THAT much..... oh well....... "

*hops on my jet ski 'n VROOOOOOMS into the surf*      

hugggzzz 'n xoxo

~Laurie~

*piles up 3 apples next to the sign*
Laurie Wait!

*gets next to the sign on all fours*
Laurie wait!
*winces as she knows this is a risking position*

[stormbolt7]

Seeing .. Jonica and Laurie Breeze ... frowning at the sign ....  I will have to have words with the crewmen that painted it.
(taking it off the blocks, it had been placed on while it dries ...) The job not finished, as they headed off for some grog.
YEP  EVEN BAREFOOT  Jonica and Laurie are tall enough now, if they wish!!

EMILYLAYNE83  ...  Very comely lass, yet may be apt to cause trouble. I see she is in one of them swimming holes. Possible practice for walking the plank?? Still she will look good, while causing trouble. EMILYLAYNE ENTERED!!

Jonica .. Laurie Breeze ... U ladies always welcome...  yet know sometimes you just like to poke in, and stir things up...
If yee want entered just say so. If not your still welcome to add in, as things happen.

Storm

[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

ok...i'm in love...i've found my soulmate...

Jager Monster and I are taking this fucker over!

I love it when a plan comes together....

I see beaucoup bitches hanging from the yard arm

Very soon all hell will break loose as Michelle and I sail into the bay there will be Parton shots and Jäger Bombs flying.

[Emily Layne]

Ready for the sailing wooooohhhhooooo

[stormbolt7]

LEXIIIIIIII !! Hope you added a LOT of extra rum barrels!!

Not only do we have that drinking N fighting Jager Monster.. yet now... filching the private stock from my cabin as usual..

MEGAN_23  ... One of the best looking, and pound for pound spirited catfighters to sail the seas ..  MEGAN ENTERED!!

Also nice seeing how well Emily looks on board a ship ...  LADIES ... last day for sign ups ... At midnight tonight.. sign ups close!!

Storm

[Michelle]

I make my way ashore with my landing parting around the bay from Tortuga....my faithful killer Shi Tzu dog Carly at my side....Carly is wearing her eyepatch and pirate hat and looking especially fearsome.  I take out my WalMart Pirate Spyglass and look at the fortifications of Tortuga from our hiding place amongst the jungle growth......checking gun emplacements......counting the number of guns.....men....positioning....

"If we attack now with the fleet I have...we can take the town but our losses will be too great!"  "We need more help!"  "I have to talk to the Jager Monster....with her ships and mine we're unbeatable!"  "ARRHHH!!!"  "Plus...we're just a god damn hot combination!"  "Have you seen that sexy bitch in a bikini?"   "Jesus...be still my beating pirate heart!"   "Muthafucka!"

*thinking to myself.....also...we can attack by both the sea ...and also from the land side of the town...that way we'll have them between the fleet and our land forces!  With Tortuga under our control we will control the Caribbean!  Then the fucking English will not dare fuck with us!  And the Spanish will be ripe for the picking all over the seas between here and Cadiz!  I hate having to share with the French but...the French queen is soooo fucking great in bed.....GAWWWD!!!...its damn well worth it!.....that bitch has a tongue that drives me WILD!*

"And I still have Sadie in my sights....her and that fucking "fake" parrot of hers!"   "HA!"

*At that point Michelle's favorite hunting hawk swoops in and lands on her shoulder...also sporting a little patch over one eye*    "Hey stormy!"  "My favorite hawk!"   "Did you come to see your Mommy?"...."Yesss?"...."Does stormie hawk love Mommy?"......"Yes he does...doesn't he?"

*gives her hawk a little kiss on the head as he leans down and pecks playfully at her cheek*

*Carly barks a few times and Michelle reaches down and strokes her furry head*

"Carly gets soo jealous!....Jesus Carly!"

"Ok men!...back to the ships!...we have plans to make and an attack to plan!...I also need to get a message to the Jager Monster!"

[stormbolt7]

OK first... SADIE's PARROT is NOT fake!!  Ummmm it just has a condition!!  One totaly helped by drinking.. Why it flies so damn off target!!   He he he...

SIGN UPS ARE CLOSED !! 14 ladies willing to dare challenge the seas, to become full fledged pirates!!

SATURDAY the ship sails, with the prospective new recruits.
NOW ladies I will warn yee .. during the contest.. I WILL post in several challenges... for you to play with if yee are willing!!
A pirate must be able to take care of the ship. Be able to help sail her. Also drinking and fighting of course come in as well.
Now please take note... ALL of the challenges will be made with the utmost respect.. so please don't think any done to make fun of any of you ok??
 
THAT all said prepare yourselves ladies ...... things are about to get interesting!!
Get yer rest.. for tomorrow, we make ready to head out to sea!!

Storm