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AVAST and step up... Become a catfighting PIRATE!! Sign up here!!

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Offline stormbolt7

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« on: September 23, 2013, 04:10:36 AM »
Welcome to Tortuga !!!

After the last adventures. Some of the ladies be looking for different shores to sail to.... So we be needing to have more female catfighters. To join our pirate crew!!

NOW pay attention, as this be now easy task!! A proper pirate must make herself known.. Must enjoy different tasks... and be willing and able to fight!!

This here poll and battle, will be different. As I am captain of my ship... Ladies.. PARTICIPATION will mean a LOT!!
So don't be thinking, you can waltz in here, make your mark, bat your pretty eyes, and join the crew!!  I will be watching, and ladies that stay active during the poll. WILL be gaining added points, NOT in the voting!!

You need to be able to drink, fight, look good while doing it!! During the poll, different tasks or obstacles may be announced.
That Yee need to adress.. for bonus points!!
VOTES will be tallied, and count.. YET for this crew, your activity, and visibility during the poll. MAY also place you in the crew!!

(LACK of it, and yee may find yerself walking the plank!!)

THAT all said... LADIES who hear be willing to sign up.. make herself be known.. While trying to become a catfighting pirate??
The ship sails for combat, and catfighting next saturday...


Sign up and enter now!!

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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2013, 06:17:18 AM »
Gee storm...no mention of me?  After all we have been through too....*sighs*

I mean I am Commander of the largest pirate fleet this side of Tortuga.....and we're making our way around Cape Horn......and headed in to take what is rightfully ours.....Tortuga itself!....and everything that can be carried away.....living....and some dead.....the dead we simply will toss overboard....others....I have my always lustful and blood-thirsty co-captain at my side (I'll let you know her name later)......and that usually means we take few prisoners...other than the ones we want as sex slaves.......and good sex slaves are getting really hard to find you know

We then plan on making Port Royal, Jamaica the new center of piracy in the Caribbean......plus we're sailing under letters from the King of France.....and welcome any English to join us in our quest to plunder and take anything Spanish as our own!

Cartegena on the Spanish Main is our goal right now....after we make our raid on the Spanish garrison and fire the town....Tortuga is next
All treasure fleets in route along the Caribbean to Seville are now "Our" property....

We also are going to be setting our sites on certain "individuals" we think can be of good use to us.......can't mention any names right now....but I will note you have mentioned a number of the ones we seek....for pleasure and for profit

Be wary storm......I'm all in and I'm cumming :)
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2013, 06:49:09 AM »
Ahoooyyyyy there lass!!  Shiver me timbers.. if it isn't that feisty and fine looking Michelle making port!!

Lifting a mug of rum, saluting her. Does this statement mean, we have the honor of your presence, being first to sign in?? If so ... Ladies take note....  THIS looks to be one fine catfighting pirate!!

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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2013, 03:18:34 PM »
Sorry but any mention of Tortuga has me thinking Michael Bolton.
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2013, 03:28:14 PM »
You know Red...

A real man would NEVER mention Micheal Bolton :)

Stick to the script :P
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2013, 03:28:46 PM »
You know Red...

A real man would NEVER mention Micheal Bolton :)

Stick to the script :P
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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2013, 03:29:36 PM »
I had to say it twice....

Micheal Bolton?

GAWD!
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2013, 09:24:48 PM »
Yes.
Michael Bolton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY

NSFW by the way.
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2013, 10:20:11 PM »
Count me in storm
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2013, 11:20:32 PM »
Quote from: Michelle on September 23, 2013, 06:17:18 AM
Gee storm...no mention of me?  After all we have been through too....*sighs*

I mean I am Commander of the largest pirate fleet this side of Tortuga.....and we're making our way around Cape Horn......and headed in to take what is rightfully ours.....Tortuga itself!....and everything that can be carried away.....living....and some dead.....the dead we simply will toss overboard....others....I have my always lustful and blood-thirsty co-captain at my side (I'll let you know her name later)......and that usually means we take few prisoners...other than the ones we want as sex slaves.......and good sex slaves are getting really hard to find you know

We then plan on making Port Royal, Jamaica the new center of piracy in the Caribbean......plus we're sailing under letters from the King of France.....and welcome any English to join us in our quest to plunder and take anything Spanish as our own!

Cartegena on the Spanish Main is our goal right now....after we make our raid on the Spanish garrison and fire the town....Tortuga is next
All treasure fleets in route along the Caribbean to Seville are now "Our" property....

We also are going to be setting our sites on certain "individuals" we think can be of good use to us.......can't mention any names right now....but I will note you have mentioned a number of the ones we seek....for pleasure and for profit

Be wary storm......I'm all in and I'm cumming :)

Don't feel bad, baby.  He didn't mention ME either, at least not by name.  I'll bring your bottle if you'll bring mine.  We'll show these land locked wanna be's what a couple of hard drinking hard fighting bitches can do!

I'm in Stormy!
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2013, 07:14:23 AM »
ok...i'm in love...i've found my soulmate...

Jager Monster and I are taking this fucker over!

I love it when a plan comes together....

I see beaucoup bitches hanging from the yard arm :)
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2013, 07:17:16 AM »
Aye .. the weather be fine..... The drinks be flowing !!

MICHELLE ... First to show pirate colors true .. Know she will look great sailing the ocean blue!! MICHELLE ENTERED!!

LEXIBABE ... Now how can you deny, the desire to have Lexi, be a sexy pirate?? Very welcome in Tortuga!! LEXIBABE ENTERED!!

BECKYSTROUD ... By thunder a fine looking lass from the Briitish isles, and blonde to boot!!  BECKYSTROUD ENTERED!!

JAGER MONSTER ... Aye we seem to have the sudden need. To unload more barrels of drink, for this sign in. The fine looking Jager monster hitting the shores. JAGER MONSTER ENTERED!!

By the bones of pirates long past. THIS is the start, of a very impressive looking sign up!! This group of ladies, looking this good. Ready to drink and fight. May scare off, any other contenders!!
YET if there be any more among yee, thinking you have what it takes. To stand tall, fight, and sail with catfighting ladies like these.
MAKE your entry known here!!

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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2013, 11:28:00 AM »
Quote from: Michelle on September 24, 2013, 07:14:23 AM
ok...i'm in love...i've found my soulmate...

Jager Monster and I are taking this fucker over!

I love it when a plan comes together....

I see beaucoup bitches hanging from the yard arm :)

The sharks will feed well except for the select few we put in chains for future use.
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2013, 11:37:16 AM »
There is a pirate indeed into my soul! ;)

Please, Storm, let me in! Your poll rocks!
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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2013, 05:00:01 PM »
A nice idea about the location!
A great organizer and "captain of the pirates" like Stormy :-*!
A lot of tough and worth fighters involved! Michelle, Jager, Lexi, Becky, Sadie and my arcirival Marlies :P! Wow!
All mixed up!
The final result should be a lot of fun! :)
 
I'm ready to sail with you, Stormy!
 
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