[sinclairfan]

Sadie--I would do ANYTHING for you for $1.27.....plus you'd get $1.26 in change back

[Michelle]

Forget the White House....

I wanna go to Disneyworld....

Then maybe get a White Castle lifetime gift certificate

Oh...and I understand we get a Maserati for a year.....I'd like a white one please

[Michelle]

OK...am I like brain damaged?  (Don't answer that!)

What am I doing on this fucking plane....and what have I agreed to?  I DOINK myself lightly in the forehead with my iPhone!   Jesus Michelle!...Why do you always get into these fucking things?  And with SADIE NO LESS?  THEN AGAIN ......WHY NOT WITH HER??

For someone who went to Stanford and then later the London School of Economics..... sometimes I should learn NOT TO TEXT when I've had too much to drink!  I dunno.....I figured...this is my big chance to get back at her for........??

What is it I'm getting back at her for?  FUCK!   My head is killing me from this hangover!  Never go play with a band and hang around until the bar clothes...especially when your going to have a sky diving fight the NEXT DAY!.  I knew when those guys asked me to sit in and play lead guitar a few sets...its NEVER just for a few sets.  We closed the place....went back to theirs....and FUCK I barely remember a thing other than waking up in this girl's bed (no you fucking degenerates....it wasn't Sadie's bed!....GAWD!...she could be so lucky) and I'm like buck nekkid!   The other girl is like passed out and smells like Emmet's Discount Liquor Store on a Sunday morning....I get my clothes on and hop in my range Rover ...driving like I'm Danica Patrick at Bristol and Ricky Stenhouse has just kissed my rear bumper!  MOTHER FUCKER I GOTTA STEP ON IT!  I'm late for my plane!!!!

I check my Iphone and I read the texts and I just scream out....."FUCK!"   "WHAT'D I DO NOW?"  I have told Sadie lets go skydiving...and oh by the way....LET'S START A FIGHT AS WE JUMP???   MUTHAFUCKA!
I'm always trying to outdo her and now I have really set us both up!  Oh well...I'm game...right?  I've had like a half a dozen lessons...I've soloed and ONLY PUKED MY GUTS UP ONCE!......YEAH!.....ONCE!

I did think the "scrawny" bitch comment would get her though....heheheh....she can't resist a chance to try and kick my ass....Hey!...at least I didn't call her a midget scrawny assed cxnt...right?.....Hey!...my parents raised me to be polite!  I unbuckle my seat belt and stand up for a moment....and pull off my polo shirt....then unfasten my True Religion jeans....

(I want to take a quick moment here and thank the True Religion Jeans folks for sponsoring this portion of our ...what will be referred to by historians in the future....EPIC...contest!  And remember....for the best in denim that just makes your pussy feel so good it screams out....."Oh God I Love These Fucking Jeans!"
.....its True Religion Jeans!  God wears them......Don't you think you should be too...and be closer to God?)

and now...back to the action....

I pull my Range Rover to a screeching halt in front of the private terminal and jump out...grabbing my duffle bag out of the trunk...and running like hell thru the terminal and dashing up the short stairs into the plane...the flight attendant looking at me with this shit eating grin on her face...."Good afternoon Miss Miles!"...."Great to see you!"......."Nice afternoon to kick someone's ass huh?" .....and she hands me my usual GlenLivet Scotch and water as I take my seat and buckle up as the plane begins shooting down the runway to take off.  I take a sip of my drink and set it down.....taking a deep breath and closing my eyes for a few minutes to get my self calmed and focused as only I can...

I begin mumbling to myself over and over....."Sadie's going down....Sadie's going down....she's going down"....

I slide my True Religion Jeans down my thighs and ankle and off my feet.....now just standing there in my favorite blue bikini....and I'm starting to feel good and sexy now......I glance out the window of the plane and see Sadie's plane off to the side of mine.......SHE TOOK THE BAIT!   I KNEW SHE'D SHOW...unlike that time in London when she bailed on me........well.......I'll talk about that another time.....right now...its time to GET BUSY!

I wince a bit and grimace as my right hand comes up and rubs my chin....still sore from the short fight Sadie and I had in the terminal before we took off.....the bitch jumped me from behind JUST LIKE SHE ALWAYS DOES!   She hits me in the chin and I hit her back before we are separated but there is NO WAY I'm flying with her on the same plane!!.....she'd pull something!.......that and well.....all she has to do is look at me and its just.....ON!   So we decide we'll both go up in separate planes.....and both make our sky jump separately.....and let the chips.....AND US!....fall where they may

I hear the door on the opposite side of the plane come open...the roar of the engines and the flowing air making it hard to hear myself think...the flight attendant comes over and touches my shoulder and says in my ear......'It's time Miss Miles!"

Ok...so its a free fall....I feel the attendant helping me on with my parachute...strapping it tightly around my torso...pulling each strap as snug as I can.....I step to the open door and stand there....stretching out my 5' 9-1/2" tall 136 pound athletic frame...my long dark hair pulled back in a tight pony tail and tied with a blue ribbon to match my bikini......feeling the wind swish it back and forth across my back......the engine roar deafening!!.....as I look out at the clear blue sky........the weather at least cooperated today....so clear and sunny....cool.  I scoot my feet to the edge of the door....my arms raised up...and holding onto the top of the door opening......I take a few more slow.......deep ......breaths......my firm perky breasts straining the material of my blue bikini top......my heart pounding against my chest.....my breathing soo shallow and rapid......

I look across the open air and Sadie's plane pulls up even with ours and I see your scrawny body appear now in the doorway.....wearing that WalMart bikini as usual......Jesus!...you'd think you could at least look a little fashionable for once.....I flash her my wonderful winning smile....and you suddenly stick your sexy tongue out at me.......and I respond by dropping my right arm down...then raising it back up and extending you the middle finger of my right hand!  I then mouth ......"Yippee-Ki-Aye Motherfucker!"

We both nod and LEAP AT THE SAME TIME!!   Our bodies plummeting towards the blue and green earth below!! feeling the wind rush along my skin...my small pink nipples instantly growing harder by the second as the rush is arousing me like crazy!   I look around and don't see you yet as I look back over my left shoulder.....then turning and glancing over my right shoulder I hear that voice....dripping with the FUCKING IRRITATING SOUTHERN DRAWL!!!!.....

All I hear is "Welcome.......and cxnt...."   And suddenly........WHAMMM!!!!!!!!   I see the blur but next thing I know your ON ME!!!     I scream out as loud as I can........"FUCK YOU SADIE!".....and then we collide!!    GUUUUUUUHH!!!!    OOOOMMMPPPHHH!!!!  My body twisting in the wind as I feel my arms extend to try and wrap you up!!!.........

[Karly_Kats]

Oh holy fuck in a bottle of monkey nuts... What the fuck do i do now i mean Sadie Mmmm Sadie shit that girl has been like that annoying lil sister picking her snotty nose and wiping it on me before i go out to part but i love her so... And then Michelle the self proclaimed Goddess yeah i know x a Sister Tramp and the mouthpiece of a generation .... Both these girls give it EVERYFUCKINGTHING on these boards and its like sophise choice here right now .... Ummmmm right im not gonna tell you who imvoting for plus its kinda difficult to click a box i mean i gots an armfull of silk i mean it was great tofind those two rucksack things for me to put my lauindry in but i had to take out all this silk and string i wonder what it was for..... Oooopsie

Go for it bitcheeeeeesss xxx

[Michelle]

Can someone translate for me what Eva is talking about?

I don't speak authentic urban Gibberish

[Michelle]

Sorry Eva.....You'd have to pay me

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I don't need a bribe to vote here, I will happily do it for free 

[Karly_Kats]

Roll up.... Roll up ...

I have Binoculars and telescpoes for sale.. Binoc £50 and telescopes £30

Usefull for all kinds of things... Take in the view from a mountain, scope an exotic shoreline.... Gaze at the stars... or get yourselfs a close up of two hot crazy bitches tearing each other to pieces as the fall from an aeroplane....

Roll up...Roll up Get you viewing gadgets here speak tome nicely and ill do you a deal...

[##catfitewatcher314]

I watch with amazement, not believing my eyes. I see Karly selling Binoculars I dig in my pockets with abandon, searching for as much cash as I can to buy something to watch this....I smile and politely ask Karly for a pair of Binoculars. She smiles, selling me them as I start watching intently,seeing that what caught my eye was two women tangled together at what looked like was fighting each other, and what pretty women they are but seeing one in a blue bikini I wonder how long it will stay on in those high winds and the other female wrapping her legs around the taller woman. I hear voices behind me. I drop the field glasses and look behind me seeing a crowd of people noticing  what I am looking upon.. hearing them buying up everything Karly has. I know that Karly will rack in the money.Thinking, this will be an epic fight to capture on video, in hopes that someone around me is doing so and put it on Youtube. If so, I know it will be the Sites Number 1 video clip of all time. I can't wait for them to land

[Michelle]

OMMMPPHHHH!!!    I grunt out as our bodies slam together...which at a mile above the ground can sure be an exhilarating sensation!  I feel my lungs almost straining for a breath as the thinner air up here isn't helping much.  We struggle and both literally wrap the other up as we continue whistling towards the ground and down to God knows whatever it is we'll end up hitting!!!  

We tumble over and over and half the time I can't tell if I'm facing up or down and up here I wonder IF I SHOULD REALLY CARE !!!!....since the bottom line is I just JUMPED OUT OF AN AIRPLANE TO FIGHT A PERSON WHO PROBABLY HATES MY GUTS more than one human could probably hate another!  We grapple with our hands and our eyes meet as we struggle!....my dark brown ones probably a bit wider than normal at this distance above the Earth!.....GRABBING FOR AN ARM!...another WRAPPED AROUND A WAIST!.....trying to break an arm and a hand free!  

Grunting and gasping out loud as the silence up here is truly almost deafening...you can hear everything....the smallest sounds...the beating of both our hearts.  There is a wind rushing by our bodies as we literally cut through the thin atmosphere but its not like the sound I heard when the door to the airplane was first opened......Its real easy to hear Sadie calling me names I didn't even know existed!.....spitting her venom and her saliva in my face with that OH SO IRRITATING SOUTHERN DRAWL!....holding on because of this fear of falling....LIKE IT REALLY MATTERS!!   WE'RE FALLING ANYWAY!!....TOGETHER OR SEPARATELY!

I suddenly feel MY HAIR...AND MY HEAD ....BEING JERKED BACKWARDS and I scream out as I feel strands of my long dark brown hair pull from my scalp!    AAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!    That seems to wake me up and my anger just explodes when suddenly.......CRACK!!!!
I feel your fist hit the left side of my jaw and my head twists violently to then right!.....my teeth rattling as my face contorts!    I blink back through the pain!...shaking my head a few times!....tasting a little blood in my mouth as my head throbs a moment!.....Now I know i'm in a fight and my own instincts take over!  "Oh Sadie....it's in-flight meal time!"  "Did you have chicken or fish?"  "HUH?"  "NEITHER?"  "OH?"  YOU HAD MY FIST!"  My right hand lets go of your left and I drive my hard knuckles across your own chin!!   CRAAACCKKK!!!  Then AGAIN!   CRAAACCKK!!!!   I feel the vibration shoot up my forearm and elbow....my fingers stinging and going numb a moment!!  

Gritting my teeth...then biting down on my lower lip!   "YOU WANNA PLAY WITH CHELLEY?"  

"PULL MY FUCKING HAIR HUH BEOTCH??"  I then spit the blood in my mouth in your face!  

Pfffffttt!!!!!

[RedEnforcer]

I know I'll catch hell for this, but I don't give a damn.

I voted for Sadie.

[##catfitewatcher314]

You will have to see Red. If I hear a man screaming I will know where it is coming from  

[herboyfriend]

Think Michelle wins this, voted for her, I don't see haw Sadie could manage her.

[Michelle]

As Sadie and I are feeding each other our fists for our oh so wonderful in-flight meal....all the while tumbling and screaming towards the ground....struggling and grappling....cussing and spitting...when SUDDENLY!!!!.......MUTHAFUCKA!!

WE HEAR THIS ROAR OFF BEHIND US.....we both look at each other..then over our shoulders.....and A PLANE is flying by...and its REALLY FUCKING CLOSE!......and its got a LARGE BANNER trailing behind it.....its white and maybe 50 feet long and in large red block letters....the banner reads:

STANFORD RULES!  TIDE DROOLS!

I look back at Sadie and she is giving me and even worse...."I want to eat your children"......type look...even more evil than what she already had been giving me!!....

I shrug my shoulders and shake my head from side to side!!....

"I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT!!!


P.S. Congratulations to the Stanford Cardinal yesterday as they CRUSHED those pussies from Washington State...55-17!
GO STANFORD!

[etcaaf]

Michelle wins!