I feel your body slide down mine after my second punch lands...and to be TOTALLY FUCKING HONEST....IT FEELS REALLY GOOD!....as your breasts....albeit sorta smallish and covered with that cheap shit ugly pattern bikini top you had on...along with your EVER GROWING WETTER CROTCH.....SLIDE EVER SO SLOWLY DOWN MY CHEST....ABS....AND DOWN OVER MY OWN EVER GROWING WETTER CROTCH!
(I see a definite pattern here)
I shake my head a few times as the throbbing in my head just seems to persist and I try and blink back the pain...... which seems to come in waves and varies between 2 levels....
1) Level 1 - not too bad, could use some Tylenol...maybe half a hydrocodone....just want to moan a little....not ready to scream
2) Level 2 - HURTS LIKE FUCK!!!...want to scream out like a Banshee!.....FUCK HYDROCODONE!...I WANT MORPHINE!...and if you touch me you will DIE!
Pain and I are old friends actually......HA! HA!
I feel you sliding down over my abs...your wet lips dragging down over my taut...muscled...ribbed tummy......and I shiver at the sensations....GAAAWWDD!!....goosebumps forming on my back and shoulders....even a mile above the ground.....I mean....FUCK!......turned on is TURNED ON! AM I RIGHT OR WHAT? THEN SUDDENLY HER FACE SEEMINGLY STOPS RIGHT ABOUT LEVEL WITH.....YOU GUESSED IT.......MY CROTCH!
........AS I FEEL YOUR HANDS THRUST UP AND GRAB MY VERY EXPENSIVE BLUE BIKINI TOP!....I mean I bought this damn thing at NORDSTROM'S in San Francisco and you know how overpriced those bastards are! I feel the damn thing START TO REALLY STRETCH!.....and I kind feel I am about to have an UH OH FUCK! moment at 5,000 feet! I take a few deep breaths AS MY BIKINI TOP BEGINS TO SLIDE DOWN OVER MY BREASTS!..... AND THEN IT STOPS FOR A MOMENT!......My small pink nipples begin to grown instantly more hard and erect in the cool thin air (wowsa do they get so hard so fast!.....I love that tingling feeling!)....my firm...perky...world class tits are now exposed to any and all commercial aviation that might be passing by!
(I'm hoping like some cute pilot for like United or American...you know the type....maybe 30-35....hot as hell...handsome...hung like a....errrr....well...you know...might be piloting said commercial airliner passing by and spot me)
THEN I GASP AS I FEEL AIR SHOOT FROM MY LUNGS AND OVER MY LIPS!!!! GUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!! SHE'S HITTING ME IN THE ABS GOD DAMMIT!!!!! I SAVE HER FUCKING LIFE AND SHE'S HITTING ME?? OK.....OK...my bikini top actually saved her but JESUS H. CHRIST!!!! FUCK!!!!! OOOWWWWWW!!! I tighten my abs and react instinctlively and say to myself..."YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING REGRET THIS!!!!" ......OOOUUCCHH!!!!...........THEN SUDDENLY I HEAR THIS TEARING SOUND!!!! RIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!! MY FUCKING TOP IS TEARING FREE!!!!!
I quickly BEND OVER AT THE WAIST!.....and extend my arms down TO SAVE THIS LITTLE SHIT!!!.....I QUICKLY HOOK MY HANDS AND ARMS UP UNDER Sadie's arms!!....and GRITTING my teeth!....MY FACE RED AND CONTORTED!!!.....I BEGIN LIFTING UP ON HER AS HARD AS I CAN!!....GRUNTING OUT AS I PULL HER UP HARD!......GUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FEELING HER BEGIN TO HELP ME PULL HER UP MY TALL ATHLETIC FRAME!
I feel my arms slide around her waist as she slides back up along my body....I pull her up and eventually feel her.....you guessed it.....rather smallish breasts rubbing over and then eventually melding with and being enveloped with my own...our taut tummies rubbing...heaving against one anothers as we both take a few...slow...deep breaths...our chests heaving against each others...my bare breasts now pressing against her bikini top.
Our eyes meet and Sadie looks at me as if to say....."WHAT THE FUCK?....MY SWORN ENEMY?.....THE SPAWN OF SATAN?.....SAVED ME?" I feel the corners of my mouth slowly begin to turn up...and I just shake my head from side to side.....in a sorta negative fashion...knowing what she's thinking....
"No Sadie.....I have a present for you...AND IT'S NOT ME SAVING YOUR LIFE!!!" "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE....cxnt!!!!"
*I reach up behind her head with my right hand....cupping it behind her head and SUDDENLY JERKING IT TOWARDS MY HEAD!!!! AND HEADBUTT HER WITH MY FOREHEAD!!!.......AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!.........SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE BRIDGE OF HER NOSE AS HARD AS I CAN!!!!!!.....CRAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!........I scream out as I see flashes in my eyes as MY FOREHEAD SMASHES INTO THE BONE AND CARTILAGE!.....BLOOD FLYING!!!!!....THAT OH SO SICKENING AND NAUSEATING CRUNCH OF BONE AND SOFT TISSUE AND CARTILAGE ECHOING THRU BOTH OUR HEADS NOW!!!......THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN SHOOTING THRU MY HEAD!!!
(OK...this is what I defined above as Level 2 pain....it also should get Sadie enough votes to put me away as certifiable)
(Oh also...in case any of you are wondering..the GROUND IS GETTING AWFULLY FUCKING CLOSE!!!!)
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Pretty cool how I worked a NASCAR angle into this...wasn't it?
