It’s truly amazing what they say about a thousand thoughts can flash before your eyes and through your mind if you think you may be about TO DIE!!……and right now…..I’d put my odds at living thru this landing at maybe 20-25%......petelv may have updated odds so we’ll see if he checks in later. Of course…..so far this football season I have made a fortune going against pete’s picks !! Just sayin! And of course, we may both be DEAD by that time anyway! I better check to see if Sadie left a bomb in my chute
She does what she does best......lie and cheat.....not that I mind of course.....I find it a true challenge to deal with her basic lying and cheating:) And most in her position would lie and cheat to so maybe it’s the norm ☺
So Sadie!...LET’S PLAY...SHALL WE?
Sadie, I would be so very careful what you wish for......because you just got it....I'm your MOTHERFUCKING FAIRY GOD MOTHER.....and I now wave my magic wand and I grant you a wish......for your sake......I hope its forgiveness from me
So...lets make it REALLY UGLY...shall we?
I see Sadie's hands sliding up slowly and cautiously as she is about as subtle as a freight train off the tracks! I feel her scream out at me and her body tumbling away as at the same time I quickly deploy with my left hand....both my main chute and the small backup for extra control!......my right hand drops down and comes around from around her waist and over my crotch as I feel her knee come up in another of her pathetic attempts to DO WHAT PEOPLE DO WHO CAN'T FIGHT FOR SHIT ALWAYS DO...... AND WHO TELEGRAPH IT SO CLEARLY......THEY TRY AND KNEE YOU IN THE CROTCH!!!....OF COURSE!.....AS WE ALL KNOW!......IT'S NOT REAL EFFECTIVE WHEN THE PERSON DOING THE KICKING IS FALLING………
OOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!.....FUCKKKK!!!!!.....GOD DAMMIT!!!!.......SHE DID KNEEE ME?
?.......SHE REALLY DID!!!!!!............
OK!.......OK!..........WHEN SHE'S FALLING BACKWARDS AND SHE KNEES YOU!!!.......IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HURT THIS BAD!!!!....BUT!....you get a "C" for a pathetic effort!!...mainly because....it JUST SUCKED THAT'S WHY!......You didn't think you were going to get an "A"...did you? GAWD THAT HURTS!!!! FUCK!!!!!! AT LEAST THE BITCH IS OFF OF ME!!!!
OH FUCK HERE CUMS THE DAMN GROUND!!!!" "SHEEEEEEEEIIITTT!!!!!
I do smile (Really....I did fucking smile....I swear!) as I finally feel a WHOLE LOT LIGHTER with that 100 plus pounds of LYING STEAMING STEENKIN SHIT SADIE OFF MY BACK!!!! I'm able to guide my chute a lot better!!!.....as I lock the knees of my long....strong …….athletic legs (damn right they are long....and you know you want them!......don't lie!).....pointing my feet at Sadie's head and shoulders........and almost releasing myself LIKE A MISSLE AT YOU AS I AIM MY LANDING FOR THAT EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS! I scream out as you look up in disbelief and your mouth opens up in a perfect wide circle with no sound coming out! I scream out loudly!....... "GERONIMO MUTHAFUCKA!!!" I spread my legs and aim my pussy right for your BIG MOUTH!!!
