[lexibabe]

While the others are above deck.planing ploting and partying..I'm below.deck
Looting...ohhh and just so happens Ihave some itch powder to sprinkle on their clothes

Though I'm not sure how often some of these bimbos change clothing      

[stormbolt7]

Ladies ..... Tis pleasing to see the way you spring into action!! The ship is looking much better, as I am sure, several of yee have located some pearls to keep as your own.

The ship ready to sail, as we head out of harbor ....  This cruise will lead us to the Pirate held Bitchslap island!! There you will complete the final part of your voyage and quest to be pirates!!

Now the next thing to test, if yee be seafaring pirates!!
It is time, as we head out, for you to climb the riggings, and set the sails!! By the way, for your information. Those mischief loving Brat Sisters Lil Sara, and Laurie Breeze, swiped some jewelled necklaces, hiding them up in the crows nest. There for the taking if you reach it first.
OH and by the way, with this in mind. They did grease some of the ropes, you may be climbing. So as yee try to set the sails, and score some swag.
Some of Yeee MAY be taking a slight drop, to land in the seawater below. As yee fight each other, to rise to the top!!
FEAR YEE not.. we won't be in shark infested waters for awhile. That and aye we will fish you out, as yee just be in training and all.

Let the adventure continue!!
Storm

[Mari-Angelina]

Some nice jewels up in the crows nest??  I'm there!!!!!!  I leave the booty I got from Cuba, and like I said it is a really BIG BOOTY, like BOOTY from CUBA always is, but it is only worth $1.77 and some pocket lint.  I leave the booty from Cuba on the deck and start climbing to the crow's nest to look for the jewels!!!!  Everyone else is too busy fighting each other, they don't see me!!! One advantage of being a little tiny pirate!!

[Mari-Angelina]

I do not know anyone on the list. I voted on who I would like to see dressed up as a pirate. My votes for Disha, Emily and Mari.

Thanks Melissa!!!  I have my little bandana on, thats a start right?

[Marlies]

Oh! A new mission to accomplish! No problem!
I'm a former gymnast, so I will climb the riggings in a bit! The necklaces will be mine!

Because I have nordic origins, I'm dressing like a viking piratess, as you can see in the pic! Even sharks will be scared by me!

[Freddy (B.A.W.)]

MMMHHH! I love this boat!

[Michelle]

*Sends my two trusted cohorts.....Emily and Jager Monster to grab Sadie!.....I follow Emily close behind at a distance.....just to be safe.....and its a good thing!!.....I see what Sadie did to Emily!....DASTARDLY!!!  BUSHWACKING POOR EMILY!.....I KNEW IT!.....so I sneak up behind Sadie whack her over the head with my flintlock pistol!.....WHAM!......TAKE HER GIRLS!....grab her!!..... Jager and Emily grab Sadie tightly!...Emily all a mess!...rubbing her head and wincing!!!.....holding Sadie up by the arms...her legs up off the deck wiggling!....I smile as I watch her kicking and screaming!*

"Snakes in the grass huh!"   *I get my nose right up against Sadie's...feeling her warm gasps of breath flow over my features*

"Nut jobs huh!"

"SHACKLE THE cxnt!"

"Now duct tape that broom handle to her back and neck!"

*I get in Sadie's face on more time as Emily and Jager do their work......and grin evily......"speaking of seeing evil my love...".....*

"Your about to get to know me REALLY WELL!!!!!.......UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL!!!....and then realize WHO THE REAL FUCKING PIRATE IS!"

"Oh...and by the way Sadie my love.....I got your parrot!......maybe I'll let you have her back after I'm done with the little bitch!"

"Ok girls....turn her upside down and SWAB THIS DECK with that greasy hair of hers!!!!"

[Serena77]

I see that Michelle, Jager and Emily are busy, messing with Sadie and her parrot (a strange one, I have to say)!

What to do now? I'd like to help Sadie against that gang of evil pirates! But otherwise I'd take advantage of the situation and climb the riggings to the crow's nest without interferences!

As I'm thinking about it, I see the "tiny-pirate" Mari-Angelina and that fucking "viking" Marlies! They are both climbing very fast and nobody is taking care of them! I have to stop them!

I throw myself on the riggings and I start to climb fast on the chase! I reach for Marlies and I grab one of her long legs! "Where are you going, bitch?" I pull down on her ankle, trying to force her to fall down to the sea!

P.S. In the pic below you can see the comfortable clothing I'm wearing! I'm a real piratess!

[Michelle]

*Locks herself in her captain's cabin......places 6 pistols on a table in front of the door.....and waits in case someone tries to come in and start anything*

"Now.....let the games begin!......cause I aint staying in this cabin for long"

"I have work to do around the ship"

"Right Carly my sweet doggie?....Mommy has work to do!...right my little baby?.....you're sooo cute!"

[Michelle]

*Peeks thru a keyhole in the old oak door and whispers to Serena*

Pssst.....Serena!.....

Join up with us!.......you won't be sorry!

Let's show em what real pirates do!

[Emily Layne]

My eyes roll as I feel somethin hitting me from behind!
I was tryin to read that fucking sign when someone hit me with her feet but I couldn't see who was!
Who? Who dared to hit me that way?
Before I can realize who were I see Michelle sneaking up behind Sadie!

Yes Michelle! My Angel!
She blocks Sadie from behind, behind her appears another girl.
Jager monster,uhmmm, I don't know her but she looks very close to Michelle.

Well okay, no matter for now, I need to regroup and recover while I hear Michelle ordering as a perfect captain to me and Jageq to hold Sadie.

"with immense pleasure!" I hiss and hold one arm while Jager is holding the other.
We gang up on Sadie!

I was waiting for this moment since so long time!

Sadie is at our mercy and its not hard to reverse her short body upside down and use it as a mop to clean the plank!

Michelle meanwhile moved to the captain cabin before she starts to quickly climb the ropes and sayin something to sexy Serena.
My attention is now on Michelle ass as she climbs up so quick, her ass and legs so sexy, I am kinda distracted and with Sadie shaking that hard I ease grip on her.

"what are you doing?? Hold her!" Jager yells at me kinda angry at me.
"uh oh" I feel guilty and tryin to regroup the grip on Sadie legs to hold her!

[Michelle]

I begin to climb up the rope ladder to the crow's nest of the main mast......."I want those necklaces dammit!....I can sell that shit on the street corner in New York City and make a FORTUNE!"  I continue scurrying up the rope ladder when I look down on deck and see Jager Monster REMOVING THE TOP OF HER BIKINI to get a little extra sun!!!   FUCK!!!   As any good lesbian pirate would..... I keep my eyes tightly focused on Jager and lick my lips....my long wet sexy tongue sliding around the outside of my mouth...my heart skipping a beat and my legs and thighs starting to shudder (Its called BEING TURNED ON YOU NIMRODS!).....

SUDDENLY.....I MISS A RUNG on the rope ladder and my thigh high pirate boot SLIPS!!!    ACCCKK!!!!!    MUTHAFUCKA!    I am now doing my Greg Louganis imitation!.....I see the deck of the ship and the ocean below me and I better think fast as I'm in a MACH 1 power dive! FUCK I CAN'T HIT THE OCEAN!!!!    I see i'm missing the ocean all together and that deck looks mighty hard and I reach out and grab at a yard arm as I pass by and it SPINS ME AROUND LIKE A DRUNK RUSSIAN GYMNAST about to get in bed with Vladmir Putin and he's NOT WEARING PROTECTION!!!.....I do 3 full revolutions around that fucking yard arm!!!!........HOLY SHIIIIT!!!.......FUCK!!!!!!........a half gainer  with a flip a few seconds later!!.......My body whistles through an opening in the deck and ....SPLATTT!!!!!!!   OOOOWWWWWW!!!!

Last thing I recall before I hit was screaming out FOR MY MOMMY!!!!

GOD DAMN THIS ISN'T THE SUSHI BAR ON 77th and 58th IN MANHATTEN IS IT??   EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I land smack dab in a giant tub of one popular food dish that pirates evidently ate back then - "Salmagundi" or Solomon Grundy.  Similar to a chef salad, it contained marinated bits of fish, turtle, and meat combined with herbs, palm hearts, spiced wine, and oil.  This concoction was then served with hard-boiled eggs, pickled onions, cabbage, grapes, and olives.  I think it also might have been soaked in bad beer or horse piss as I land face first in that SHIT!!!   AAARRGGH!!!!!!!

Next thing I know I'm digging my way out of that drool and I pop up and out of the crap!!!...live fish stuck in my cleavage and between my thighs (yeah I know....go ahead....I left myself open on that one) and I begin sucking in some badly needed air!!  or maybe I just suck...I dunno!  I pick some kelp from between my teeth......and spit out what tastes like tunafish!  PFFFTTT!!!!!

Ok..so that didn't work so hot......but I have another idea!!!    HA!!!

FIRST BITCH THAT LAUGHS AT ME WALKS THE FUCKING PLANK!

[RedEnforcer]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm afraid one of the parrots, a Norwegian Blue, has passed on. He is no more. He has ceased to be. He has expired and gone to meet his maker. He's bereft of life and shuffled off this mortal coil.

*sniff*

And now for something completely different.

[Michelle]

Oh fuck!!   I KILLED IT!

I just kept it in that plastic garbage bag for a few minutes!!!

Oh the humanity OF IT ALL!!!!

*cries unabashedly*

And now...for something completely normal.....

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Why do I think this when I watch this event? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0ch5ON1JKE