[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

I quietly sneak over the side of the ship while the other goofs are trying to kill each other....

"I'm gonna go into Tortuga and either...

1) find some fucking treasure...

2) get a decent drink...that shit aboard ship blows!

3)  find a decent hook-up...I'm horny..that was a long voyage...

"These other bitches can kill each other for all I care.....IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!!!"

"Loyalty?   Are you SHITTING ME?.....I'M A GOD DAMN PIRATE FOR CHRIST SAKES!"

I climb into the boat and begin rowing myself ashore....the only sounds in the cool night air....the light splashing of the oars in the calm waters of Tortuga Bay....the air so clean and clear on this moonlit evening as the rays from the golden orb hanging in the sky reflect off the clear waters.....sighing at what could have been.....as I continue rowing....I note several bodies floating in the water as I row in....."Wow! I know her!"....I see another girl waving and yelling for help......I flip her my middle finger and turn away!....."Oooops"...."Don't have time!"...."Gotta keep rowing"....I tell myself....

I reach the shore.... beaching the boat in a sand dune.... and climb out....my knee high boots sinking a bit in the soft wet sand ...looking around to see what's what....

I suddenly see Sadie off in the distance....and she's running towards Serena......uh oh.....this outta be good....they'll be one less after that fight....

I don't see anyone else around....hmmm.....maybe I should go over and offer to team up with the winner.....if the winner doesn't want to team up I'll shoot the cxnt

"I do have the "Treasure Map" after all....hahahaha!!!" (Sorry....I'm not quite sure how to do an evil pirate laugh....so my normal "bitchy/snarly" one will just have to do)

I place two flintlock pistols in my wide leather belt...and one additional pistol in a leather sash that runs across her chest....attaching her cutlass to her belt....pulling it from the scabbard....bringing the glistening steel blade up to her full lips.....kissing it....smiling....then jamming it back in the scabbard.....adjusting her plumed pirate hat.....and begin to slowly and carefully make my way along the beach.....keeping my head on a swivel...always wary....drawing one of the pistols from my belt and cocking it.....watching...

My so called "partner" has left the boat and shown her true colors.  As she leaves the skiff and walks down the beach I crawl out from under the spare sail in the bow of the boat.  I follow her in the darkness down the beach.  So long, partner.  I know a few other bitches around here that like Patron. 

Walking down the beach I take off my top and let my girls swing free in to warm night air.  I circle wide around Michelle, Sadie and Emily and come up behind Michell as she talks to Sadie.  I throw my top around Michelle's neck and pull her back to me.

LEAVE THEM ALONE!  We have to talk, PARTNER!  I choke Michelle as she wonders just what went wrong...

[Michelle]

My father used to tell me to always watch out for those people you TEAM UP WITH who seemed to always be running off getting into messes and watching as they SCREW IT ALL UP as they NEVER ARE able to handle it themselves.  He told me those folks would always come back, BLAME IT ON ME!!...and then try and do something equally as stupider...  (Yes...the use of "stupider" as a word is debatable on my part...what the hell?....I am being fucking choked here so CUT ME SOME SLACK!))

I maybe have now MET THAT BITCH IN JAGER!.......as she tightens this pathetic bra around my neck once again!! ......AAARRRGGHHH!!!!......now my sense is she has bit off more than she could chew!

She would have SEEM TO HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF not leaving a CRAZY BEOTCH like me with HER ARMS FREE AS I FLING MY ARM BACK HOLDING THE PISTOL by the barrel and SLAM IT BACK AT YOUR HEAD AND HAND REPEATEDLY!!!!    I take my other arm and FINALLY get to do what I have wanted to do this WHOLE FUCKING POLL!!!......CLAW SOMEONE as I reach up with my left hand and bare my nails and lash back behind my neck at your hands!!!.....JUST FUCKING GOING NUTS WITH BOTH HANDS!......I then raise up my long right leg and bend it...almost coiling it and then DRIVING IT BACK AGAINST YOUR OWN LEG!!!!   AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!   GUUUHHHHH!!!!!!   UUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!   All the while knowing the my father wasn't exactly a FUCKING EXPERT ON THIS SHIT!!!!

Daddy always did MEAN well!...and thankfully!....HE SPOILED ME ROTTEN! (THANKS DAD!!!)  

SO as my LIFE FLASHES BEFORE my eyes....(you know that shit really does happen when you have a hint you could die....and it is soo fucking fast the way" it flashes....I need a fucking DVR cause some of this crap is really worth saving!....some kinda blows!) and my wind pipe says to me.....Hey Chelley!"   "I think I'LL JUST FUCKING CLOSE ON YOU FOR A FEW SECONDS HERE"...."MAYBE EVEN A GOD DAMN MINUTE"....."LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE IT!!!!!"

I THRASH BACK WITH THE PISTOL!!!   HITTING AT YOUR HEAD AND ARMS TRYING TO IMPACT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!!

AARRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!   The unmistakable turning of my face from flesh colored....to white...then the onset of that tinge of light blue in my facial color!!!

THE WHEEZE THAT YOU HEAR AS A LOT OF AIR TRIES TO FORCE ITS WAY THROUGH A SMALL OPENING!!!  THAT ALMOST GURGLING SOUND!!!  (I think I first saw that on a Friday the 13th movie but I can't be sure....sounded cool though)

KICKING BACK AGAINST THE LEG!!!!   SLAMMING BACK WILDLY WITH THE PISTOL BUTT AT YOUR HEAD AND HANDS!!!

FEELING MY LONG LEGS WANT TO BUCKLE AS MY HEAD AND NECK ARE PULLED BACK!!!!   My eyes wanting to flutter as air is pretty much at a fucking PREMIUM NOW!!!

I yell back behind me with what little voice I have left....wheezing!....."You know cxnt!"...."IF YOU HAD WANTED TO  "TALK".... "A phone call would have SUFFICED!"...."Maybe a drink at a nice little bar!"....."I'd pay of course!"...."But NOOOOOO!!!....."You had to play the fucking "CHOKE HER CARD!"   LIKE HAVE I EVER CHOKED YOU?"  "Probably SAVED YOUR LIFE ABOUT 50 FUCKING TIMES!"   "AND THIS IS MY THANKS!?"

LET........ME.......THE........FUCK..........GO!!!!!

(It's at this point that I see a vision of my father before me and he is shrugging his shoulders and waving bye bye to me!!!  He is then holding his hand up to his ear with his pinky and thumb extended out and mouthing the words...."CALL ME!")

[byline]

Love the pirate pictures posted by some.

Although the voting isn't close I think a pirate fight between Michelle and Jäger Monster as the top two vote getters is in order. 

[Harper]

I like that idea,maybe a 3 way
Michelle vs Jager vs Sadie
Go Sadie!

(sorry Michelle)

[lexibabe]

I make it to the shore and collapse to rest.after a few minutes Ihear a commotion
Sitting up Ilook out over the sea.the ship has anchored and quiet a few of the pirates
Are coming ashore.

A little further up the beach is where all the commotion is coming from..already a few fights are eruptingserena..and marlies are going at it.as are sadie and emily..ithen to my surprise jager monster attacks michelle
Wtf. Thought they were partners?   Good all four deserve a beating.

Turning my attention to serena and marlies. Usinng my right hand Igrab marlies left arm
Then throw a leftt punch at her eye.. now she will look the part

Locking eyes with serena.one time nemisis.what are we now rivals or partners?         

[stormbolt7]

CONGRATS TO MICHELLE!!!  I did not even have to invoke the posting bonus rule ...  Michelle led in votes, and added a ton of input, and entertainment along the way.

MICHELLE WINS!!!

Special salute to  JAGER MONSTER, BUSTYTIFFANY35, and SADIEWRESTLES for either keeping her in range or adding in along the way!!

LEXIBABE, MARLIES, DISHAFACESITQUEEN, SERENA77, MARI-ANGELINA, RASSLINTAYLOR, RAMA, EMILYLAYNE83, MEGAN_23. LADIES thank you for being part of this, and adding in along the way!!

BECKYSTROUD ... saved this seperate ... You lass, keep healing, and getting better!! Thanks for being part of this, while your still recovering in RL.


LADIES thank you .. and thanks to everyone that added in, voted, and followed along!!  TO the ladies entered.. Will be sending you a PM, some time over the weekend ... SPECIAL pirate business !! Not for the eyes of landlubbers!!  Arrrrrrrr!!

That said, onto more mischief!! With my apologies for taking this long to get back to wrap this up.

Storm

[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

Michelle wins!
She won because I watched her sexy ass the whole time.  And it was a distinct pleasure to do so.  Not a bad view.  Her behind. 

[lilfightingcutie2]

Just wanted to say thanks to everybody in this poll for providing such a fun and entertaining poll! I loved reading it start to finish ya all made it so fun to keep up with. Congrats to Michelle ya totally deserved ya win! Love ya tons!!! And I'm sorry to my cutie sis Sadie that ya lost but as always ya were right there the whole time like the amazing toughie ya are. Thanks again everybody!!

[Michelle]

Thank you so much to Jager.....for her wonderful offer of congrats to me

I couldn't have done it or had nearly the fun I had in the poll without her......she's fantastic and I mean that...thanks Sherri...you had my back when no one else did

and thanks to ami for her support.....and her wisdom and encouragement during the fun......she above most others understood why sometimes things aren't always so easy to do

and my always wonderful friend.....EmilyLayne....what can I say?....she's the best

thanks to storm for allowing me to participate and hopefully add something to the party ...win or lose

Winning never means a thing to me......as long as it gets to be wild and crazy fun