[Michelle]

*Sends the following message to both Jager and Emily....."You all heard of the Mission Impossible movie....."Mission Impossible III: Ghost Protocol?   Well....I am instituting what we discussed earlier....."Pirates From Hell: Let's Create Some Fucking Ghosts"....and remember.....extra rum for whoever hangs the most from the yard arm!"

[Serena77]

I'm climbing effortlessly on the riggings when suddenly..............AAWW...........I feel my right ankle grabbed from behind!
I look down and I see Serena grinning to me! She pulls down on my ankle and I have to tighten my grip on the ropes to not fall down!

"You fucking whore!" I yell to her, as I try to hit her face with my left foot! One of my kicks connects with the target! She screams and releases my leg! I start to climb up again but unfortunately................my hands grab a greased rope! "NOOOOOOO"!

I scream, as my hands lose the grip and I fall down for some metres! I feel really scared now! But I stop my fall by grabbing the riggings again!
WWOOWW! I'm safe! My breath restarts!

Suddenly I realize that I'm now side to side with my rival Serena! She is near to my right side, still attached to the riggings, recovering after my kick to her face! I think that our fight is not finished yet!

OOHH! That nordic whore hit my face, just when I was sure I had her ! I release her and I nurse my poor head! Fortunately I didn't lose my grip on the ropes!
Suddenly I hear a scream just above me! Something heavy is falling down the ropes near my left side!
I shake my head and I regain my consciousness! She is that viking bitch Marlies again!
"I don't know why you are here again, bitch! But it's very good to me!" I grin and I throw an hard kick to her right hip, as I tighten my grip and balance my body!
"These riggings are not big enough for both of us!" 

[Michelle]

I shot her in the leg you putz!

Get her a band aid !

[Rama]

Aaaah it was really a good nap , the noise wakes me up I really don't get what's going on the girls are climbing on the rigging , and I hear some thing about jowls ...I start climbing and here I go wanting to catch up with bitches..."snap it's a hell of fight right there" I do it as fast as I can I reach some ones feet I just throw the bitch I don't know who's she, now sadiwrestler is my goal first "I'll get you bitch"
now I'm in the middle of the fight and I feel the chaos .

[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

Ladies ..... Tis pleasing to see the way you spring into action!! The ship is looking much better, as I am sure, several of yee have located some pearls to keep as your own.

The ship ready to sail, as we head out of harbor ....  This cruise will lead us to the Pirate held Bitchslap island!! There you will complete the final part of your voyage and quest to be pirates!!

Now the next thing to test, if yee be seafaring pirates!!
It is time, as we head out, for you to climb the riggings, and set the sails!! By the way, for your information. Those mischief loving Brat Sisters Lil Sara, and Laurie Breeze, swiped some jewelled necklaces, hiding them up in the crows nest. There for the taking if you reach it first.
OH and by the way, with this in mind. They did grease some of the ropes, you may be climbing. So as yee try to set the sails, and score some swag.
Some of Yeee MAY be taking a slight drop, to land in the seawater below. As yee fight each other, to rise to the top!!
FEAR YEE not.. we won't be in shark infested waters for awhile. That and aye we will fish you out, as yee just be in training and all.

Let the adventure continue!!
Storm

Going to the gun rail I grab the main sky sail up sheet I start to climb.  Not even Those dumb bitches would be dumb enough to sabotage a sail sheet on a ship they are on.  Oh would they be???  Probably.

I climb and climb and climb.  I look at the so called pirates climbing the lubber lines and laugh to myself.  Land locked wanna be's.  I get to the main sky sail yard arm and work my way across the yard arm to the main mast.  Looking down I laugh and shake my fist at the people on the lubber lines.   HA HA  LOSERS!

I look down at the crow's nest and see it is empty.  Except for a stash of jeweled necklaces.  Sliding down to the crow's nest on the sky sail down sheet I look through the lubber hole and see I don't have much time so I grab as many of the jeweled necklaces as I can which I put in a pouch.  Almost all of them.  I grab the swing line and swing out to the sky sail sheet and grab it.  My legs and hands now wrapped in thick leather I slide down the sheet and my feet land on the gun rail before the next pirate even reaches the crow's nest.  Even with the thick leather padding my legs and hands are HOT.  That's a long slide.  

[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

I shot her in the leg you putz!

Get her a band aid !

Too bad it wasn't Sadie.

[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

Michelle, it's time for your ration of Patron.  I've got something to show you.

[Michelle]

OK!...

Which bitch wants a cap in her ass next muthafuckas??

Its time to lock everyone in the fucking brig!

[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

OK!...

Which bitch wants a cap in her ass next muthafuckas??

Its time to lock everyone in the fucking brig!

OMG!  Michelle has gone psycho!!!  Go baby GO!!!  Hurry up and get your Parton ration.

[stormbolt7]

The ship is nearing the destination of Bitchslap island .......
While still at sea, with some ship wreckage and other debry floating about .....  First Gunners mate STARBEAR has the cannon ready...

So time to test your aim, and skill ... while getting to blow something up!! 

Tomorrow we make landfall, and the final confrontation begins .... 

BTW ....  NO one is getting shot or stabbed ... This is not a fatal or blood event...  So no more of that ...

Storm

[Mari-Angelina]

Nothing to see up here people as I see people climbing to the crow's nest, just lucky charms!!!

Dammit!!!! Spilled all over the place after I got hit with a paintball in my leg!!!!  Eva is going to be fuckin mad!!! She needs more carbs for her Cuban Booty!!!!  As everyone else is climbing up, I climb down.

Shut up Stormbolt!!! THat is not fucking DEBRIS floating behind us, that is CARMEN!!!

[stormbolt7]

Nothing to see up here people as I see people climbing to the crow's nest, just lucky charms!!!

Dammit!!!! Spilled all over the place after I got hit with a paintball in my leg!!!!  Eva is going to be fuckin mad!!! She needs more carbs for her Cuban Booty!!!!  As everyone else is climbing up, I climb down.

Shut up Stormbolt!!! THat is not fucking DEBRIS floating behind us, that is CARMEN!!!

No I wil not shut up .... have a problem??

[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

The ship is nearing the destination of Bitchslap island .......
While still at sea, with some ship wreckage and other debry floating about .....  First Gunners mate STARBEAR has the cannon ready...

So time to test your aim, and skill ... while getting to blow something up!! 

Tomorrow we make landfall, and the final confrontation begins .... 

BTW ....  NO one is getting shot or stabbed ... This is not a fatal or blood event...  So no more of that ...

Storm

No one will be shot or stabbed?  You're a little late for that Stormy.  Someone already has been shot.  But it wasn't a shot to kill or she'd he shark food now.  Well...  Bleeding like she is she may still be shark food.

Does this mean that we can't keel haul Sadie too?  I mean how many restrictions do you think you can put on a couple of hard drinking hard fighting pirate bitches?  And the rest of these land lubbers.

[stormbolt7]

The ship is nearing the destination of Bitchslap island .......
While still at sea, with some ship wreckage and other debry floating about .....  First Gunners mate STARBEAR has the cannon ready...

So time to test your aim, and skill ... while getting to blow something up!! 

Tomorrow we make landfall, and the final confrontation begins .... 

BTW ....  NO one is getting shot or stabbed ... This is not a fatal or blood event...  So no more of that ...

Storm

No one will be shot or stabbed?  You're a little late for that Stormy.  Someone already has been shot.  But it wasn't a shot to kill or she'd he shark food now.  Well...  Bleeding like she is she may still be shark food.

Does this mean that we can't keel haul Sadie too?  I mean how many restrictions do you think you can put on a couple of hard drinking hard fighting pirate bitches?  And the rest of these land lubbers.

THEN consider this divine healing ... no more wound, and no more shooting. Otherwise what is to keep someone from just posting they shot everyone else, they win.. ?? Not what this poll is about ... supposed to be catfighting  Not the Ok corral in Tombstone.

[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

The ship is nearing the destination of Bitchslap island .......
While still at sea, with some ship wreckage and other debry floating about .....  First Gunners mate STARBEAR has the cannon ready...

So time to test your aim, and skill ... while getting to blow something up!! 

Tomorrow we make landfall, and the final confrontation begins .... 

BTW ....  NO one is getting shot or stabbed ... This is not a fatal or blood event...  So no more of that ...

Storm

I take a slow burning match back to the chase cannon and ask STARBEAR to light me up.  I point aft and ask, what do you think, 50 yards?  Let's blow something out of the water.

Nothing to see up here people as I see people climbing to the crow's nest, just lucky charms!!!

Dammit!!!! Spilled all over the place after I got hit with a paintball in my leg!!!!  Eva is going to be fuckin mad!!! She needs more carbs for her Cuban Booty!!!!  As everyone else is climbing up, I climb down.

Shut up Stormbolt!!! THat is not fucking DEBRIS floating behind us, that is CARMEN!!!

That floating debris.  STARBEAR nods at me and lights my match, I touch it to the fuse.  The fuse sizzles and disappears into the chase gun and I realize...  Ohh  SHIT  That's Carmen.

BOOM  oops.  Goodbye Carmen.  STARBEAR is a great instructor.  Direct hit.