[Michelle]

Gee...that's funny...I wasn't aware Eva was in this poll...how silly of me not to know

[Michelle]

"MUTHAFUCKA!!!!"

I see the cannonball rolling towards us and I SCREAM OUT AND LAUNCH UP OFF my long legs and hope I have a vertical leap of SOME SORT!!!!!

"AAAAACCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!"

I watch as the cannon ball goes between my legs and under me!!!    I bend over even further and look back between my legs behind me and wince.......

"That is gonna leave a mark!"  UH OH!!!!   I may need some new trusted co-captains!!!

[Sherri - Jäger Monster]

Damn that is like a big ol green weenie!   First gun crew to blow it out of the water...gets double rum rations tonight!!!!

Also..they get to have their way with Sadie.....its OK...I'll clear it with her

 

Don't they ever learn?  This is a 1951 Chevy, not some plastic 2014 Range Rover where the only off roading you do is driving over your neighbor's flower bed on your way to Macys or Starbucks.  This an American built, Cuban maintained tank on floats.

Mari, pull that little string... yeah that one right there.  It will drop the tarp in the back to show them what we have in the bed of the truck should they try to fire on us as we leave to our own island 



Ever hear of a Cuban Missile?

 

Cuban missiles?  If I remember my history correctly John F. Kennedy shoved them up Castro's ass.  Any other questions?

[stormbolt7]

With favorable weather, and smooth sailing .... You now have arrived at Bitchslap island ...

The beaches, and inland jungle, yours to explore.  You can sun on the beach.......  lounge in the caves or cabins ...  OH and the final practice for being a pirate ...
The weapons are all stowed ....  For the rest of the time... drinking and catfighting may begin!!  Your only weapons.. your beauty, brains, bodies .. and here and there an occassional coconut....

BTW think someone said, Sadie is selling fake parrots, for charity ... She needs the gold dubloons for drinking expenses. Even heard she taped the head back on. The one Michelle killed, to sell to a blind pirate kid.

Few days left, then this one will be over !!

Storm

[Mari-Angelina]

On board the floating truck raft that Eva picked Carmen and I out of the water in, I crawl into the bed of it where that missile like thing is and I find a huge treasure chest.

EVA!!!!! EVA!!!!!!! CARMEN!!!!!!!!  There is a huge treasure chest back here.  Did you steal it from the island Eva???

I open it up to find a couple Cubans back there.  I throw them overboard.

Dammit Mari!!!! Says Eva.  "They still owe me money!!!"

I see several small treasure boxes.  I open them expecting to find jewels, no just cigars... wait??? Cuban cigars??? CUBAN CIGARS!!!! Real ones. Cohibas, the REAL Cohibas not those Dominican knockoff Cohibas that you can buy in the U.S.

We are RICH!!!!!!

[lexibabe]

I notice the wench sadie close by the cannon.pffft.watch the silly bitch will probably sink the ship.
My attention drawn back to the howling banshees.climbing the ropes.
Then a deafening roar.of the canon.turning my attention in that direction.

My mouth drops open in disbelief.the section of ship my cabin in is destroyed

My.my my.doritos.Icroak out....then Isee sadies satisfied smirk..the bitch

I begin.to draw my sabre..ohhh she will pay..

As we move to each othe..the wench rushes taking us to the deck...my saber sliding away

Its so on..we fight amongst the chaos...suddenly Ihear her shriek

Her attention drawn to three other of the harlots.her hand rubbing across her scrawny ass

Big mistake to take her attention from me..

Through the chaos I hear capt.storm shout land. Hooo.how fitting for this bunch

Sadie is going to have to swim ashore.grabing her hair from behind.Idrag the pirate to the railing..pulling pushing Itry and throw her overboard         

[Serena77]

AAGGHH! I take a blow on my hip and I'm pushed aside by the impact! My feet lose the grip again and my legs are twirling in the air!
I use all of my forces to keep the grip with my hands! I will not fall! Viking pirates don't fall!
My body dangles out of the ropes and then returns back! I wrap my legs tight to the riggings and I'm beside Serena again!
Then I clench my right fist and I slam it hard to Serena's exposed stomach!
Sinking my fist just below her ribcage, I grin in her face: "I agree with you, bitch! There is no place for both here! So you have to fall down!"
I laugh as I see her eyes bulging out and her mouth open because of my blow!

OOOOFFFF! That nordic whore hit my belly with a powerful punch ! I feel without forces and without breath for some moments!
My hands lose the grip on the ropes and I'm falling down but.............I find a new handhold !
I grab Marlies's long hair with both hands and I dangle a bit in the air, attached to her scalp!
Marlies emits a long deafening scream and immediately she loses her grip too!
We both fall down out of the ship and we do a big splash in the sea!
The impact revives me! I come afloat and I spit out some saltwater! I see mainland at a few metres by me! Good! We landed to Bitchslap Island !
I swim for a bit only and I'm on the shore on my hands and knees, dripping water!
I turn my head all around me! Where is that bitch Marlies? I hope that sharks didn't swallow her! We have something to solve yet !

[Emily Layne]

Michelle leaps vertical and I don't see that damn cannon ball coming to me. It lands into me first.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGH" I fall down on my side and back but only a second after the cannon ball hits Jager and she stumbles to the side before crushing and landing into my body with her all weight.

"OOOOOUUUFFF GGGGGGGHHH"
you need a fucking diet you know Jager?

I hiss between heavy pants and slapping on her ass and back.
Damn I knew since the beginning that I didn't like this bitch

"get off fat cow gggggghhh get off me dumb bitch!"

[Michelle]

I quietly sneak over the side of the ship while the other goofs are trying to kill each other....

"I'm gonna go into Tortuga and either...

1) find some fucking treasure...

2) get a decent drink...that shit aboard ship blows!

3)  find a decent hook-up...I'm horny..that was a long voyage...

"These other bitches can kill each other for all I care.....IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!!!"

"Loyalty?   Are you SHITTING ME?.....I'M A GOD DAMN PIRATE FOR CHRIST SAKES!"

I climb into the boat and begin rowing myself ashore....the only sounds in the cool night air....the light splashing of the oars in the calm waters of Tortuga Bay....the air so clean and clear on this moonlit evening as the rays from the golden orb hanging in the sky reflect off the clear waters.....sighing at what could have been.....as I continue rowing....I note several bodies floating in the water as I row in....."Wow! I know her!"....I see another girl waving and yelling for help......I flip her my middle finger and turn away!....."Oooops"...."Don't have time!"...."Gotta keep rowing"....I tell myself....

I reach the shore.... beaching the boat in a sand dune.... and climb out....my knee high boots sinking a bit in the soft wet sand ...looking around to see what's what....

I suddenly see Sadie off in the distance....and she's running towards Serena......uh oh.....this outta be good....they'll be one less after that fight....

I don't see anyone else around....hmmm.....maybe I should go over and offer to team up with the winner.....if the winner doesn't want to team up I'll shoot the cxnt

"I do have the "Treasure Map" after all....hahahaha!!!" (Sorry....I'm not quite sure how to do an evil pirate laugh....so my normal "bitchy/snarly" one will just have to do)

I place two flintlock pistols in my wide leather belt...and one additional pistol in a leather sash that runs across her chest....attaching her cutlass to her belt....pulling it from the scabbard....bringing the glistening steel blade up to her full lips.....kissing it....smiling....then jamming it back in the scabbard.....adjusting her plumed pirate hat.....and begin to slowly and carefully make my way along the beach.....keeping my head on a swivel...always wary....drawing one of the pistols from my belt and cocking it.....watching...

[Marlies]

AAGGHH! I take a blow on my hip and I'm pushed aside by the impact! My feet lose the grip again and my legs are twirling in the air!
I use all of my forces to keep the grip with my hands! I will not fall! Viking pirates don't fall!
My body dangles out of the ropes and then returns back! I wrap my legs tight to the riggings and I'm beside Serena again!
Then I clench my right fist and I slam it hard to Serena's exposed stomach!
Sinking my fist just below her ribcage, I grin in her face: "I agree with you, bitch! There is no place for both here! So you have to fall down!"
I laugh as I see her eyes bulging out and her mouth open because of my blow!

OOOOFFFF! That nordic whore hit my belly with a powerful punch ! I feel without forces and without breath for some moments!
My hands lose the grip on the ropes and I'm falling down but.............I find a new handhold !
I grab Marlies's long hair with both hands and I dangle a bit in the air, attached to her scalp!
Marlies emits a long deafening scream and immediately she loses her grip too!
We both fall down out of the ship and we do a big splash in the sea!
The impact revives me! I come afloat and I spit out some saltwater! I see mainland at a few metres by me! Good! We landed to Bitchslap Island !
I swim for a bit only and I'm on the shore on my hands and knees, dripping water!
I turn my head all around me! Where is that bitch Marlies? I hope that sharks didn't swallow her! We have something to solve yet !

Don't worry! Sharks can't chew me! I'm too tough!
Yes! You are right! We have something to discuss about! My scalp is still on fire because of your unkind tug! You will pay for that unscheduled dive!
I swim to the mainland too and I exit from the sea just like a siren!
I can see Serena on all fours on the shore! Probably she feels some stomachache! Guess why?
But there is someone else on the shore! She is Sadie! She runs toward Serena and she slams her foot into her ribcage!
"Good shot, my friend! But I want some piece of her too! So let's work together on that bitch! We'll have fun!" I say to Sadie as I approach to her and Serena is squirming in pain on the sand! "Incidentally" I stomp on Serena's tummy, sinking my foot into it!

[lexibabe]

I watch as sadie splashes and gasp trying to stay a float..then Inoticed a fin close by her
Uh..ohh.now I'm worried.Idont want to be responsible for the poor creature..the shark
Would get indegistion if it swallowed her...but alas.its a dolphin.Iwatch as sadie grabs its fin and pulls her to the safety of the shore..how lucky can one wench be?...but not for long

Looking around Inotice the ship is damaged the thought occurs to me it may sink
Finding.and seathing my saber and tying my.sharre of storms treasure tightely around my waist
I notice jager monster near her back to me ..

Smirking Icant let this opportunity slide.Irun for the railing.slaming into jager monster sending her sprawling to the deck
Looking over my shoulder Isee her icy glare to me..Igive jager.a later bitch smile then dive into the water swimming for the shore   

[Michelle]

Before I begin moving down along the beach to where Serena and Sadie are....I take a lantern out of the boat I rowed into shore in......I light the lantern.....and place a cover over it......and hold it high over my head...and swing it from side to side as i gaze up in the hill on the far side of the island...removing....then replacing the cover over the lantern twice.......I see a light up on the hilltop....and see it flash on and off twice.....the "signal" from my fleet

"That should put the plan into action"

"The land force I had mentioned in my earlier pre-planning at the beginning of this adventure.....is now moving towards Tortuga from their inland position"

"If need be...I'll signal the ships of my fleet to come around and into the bay....and we'll blast everything from the water...and everyone"

"I love it when a plan comes together"

I keep moving down the beach slowly....pistol in hand....

[Serena77]

Don't worry! Sharks can't chew me! I'm too tough!
Yes! You are right! We have something to discuss about! My scalp is still on fire because of your unkind tug! You will pay for that unscheduled dive!
I swim to the mainland too and I exit from the sea just like a siren!
I can see Serena on all fours on the shore! Probably she feels some stomachache! Guess why?
But there is someone else on the shore! She is Sadie! She runs toward Serena and she slams her foot into her ribcage!
"Good shot, my friend! But I want some piece of her too! So let's work together on that bitch! We'll have fun!" I say to Sadie as I approach to her and Serena is squirming in pain on the sand! "Incidentally" I stomp on Serena's tummy, sinking my foot into it!

Sadie comes close to me as I'm on my hands and knees on the shore.............and she fires an hard kick to my ribs! AAAGGGHHH! "You bitch!" I scream as I roll on the golden sand, clutching my sore ribs! Sadie taunts me but my troubles are not finished! That viking whore Marlies is coming to us, an evil grin on her face! As I am on my back on the sand, Marlies stomps on my poor belly, mashing it without pity! OOOOOFFFFF! My whole body squirms in pain and my hands grab the nordic whore's leg, as her foot is still buried in my tummy!
But I'm not done! A real piratess is never done! And I'm a real piratess!
As Marlies and Sadie are spending time talking about the better way to more hurt me, I recover and I get in the "offensive mode"!
Suddenly I lift my right leg and I slam my foot straight btw Marlies's legs! "Enjoy this, you bitch"! She screams and falls back, holding her cxnt!
Then I roll on my back and I kick to Sadie's legs, forcing her to lose balance! Sadie falls down to the sand in a heap!
I get on my feet and I grin to my opponents: "Welcome to Paradise to you, my friends!"

[Emily Layne]

I don't know what happened after the fight against Jager,probably she knocked me out cold and threw me into the water.
The sea carried my limp body to the beach and when I wake I up I spit water off my mouth and nose too.
Gasping and coughing I get on my knees and sitting on my heels.

"where are you bitches? Gonna kill you all" I growl between pants but it looks like no one is around me.
Where is Michelle? Jager? Sadie?

Uhm..did I miss anything? Is this the wrong island?? Holy shit!

I walk and stagger and finally see some girls far away from me.
I move forward,carefully making sure they don't see me when I notice that a brunette is down on her back with two blondes ganging on her.

Not fair!

I move closer and notice that the girl is sexy Serena, the other Italian girl and the two blondes are Marlies and Sadie.
Damn Sadie! Now I remember the cannon ball that forced me down and caused the fight to Jager.
I hate her!

Serena is a tough girl and she manages to hit both girls and reverse the leading.
I move in closer and wink at the Italian hottie as I reach behind Sadie.
Sadly I don't have any weapons to use but well,I think I can use something!
I take off my bra and quickly wrap it around Sadie neck while she is in a sitting position and press my knee against her back.

"get ready to reach your ugly parrot!" I growl as I want to choke her out!

[Michelle]

I walk up and see Emily CHOKING the shit out of Sadie...

I smile and walk around and stand in front of Sadie..bending over and looking in her eyes....

"Errr.....Sadie?.....need some help?"

"If you do...blink twice"

"You know....somehow this just doesn't seem fair"