Explosions and fireworks go off at the main entrance of the already packed arena!!! BOOOM!!! BOOOOOM!!!! The pyrotechnics are spectacular and the crowd goes wild at the exhibition of sound and light! The crowd suddenly erupts in an explosion of screams and cheers as the thousands present almost simultaneously leap to their feet!!! The flood lights up in the rafters and high ceiling of the cavernous arena suddenly all unleash a rapid fusilade of bright light!!....all focusing on the main entrance into the arena!!...
We see a team of beautiful and majestic Budweiser Clydesdale horses emerge from the dark hallway and through the entrance and begin their prance down the walkway to the ring (Oh did I mention that my other sponsor besides Land Rover.....was Budweiser?....Ooopsie!....Silly me.....I mean it seemed appropriate....beer?....sporting event?). The lights brightly illuminate the statuesque form of the proud white horses....when suddenly a round of trumpets blare out loudly!!!.....and emerging from the entrance being pulled by the horses is a golden chariot....and holding the reins is none other than the infamous Goddess herself.....the beautiful Michelle!!!!
Behind the chariot...and we can't quite make it out....Oh wait...now we can see it more clearly......its a miniature white pony?......and on its back is a chimpanzee?....its wearing a pink party hat.....what the fuck?....and the chimp has a tee shirt on ....that says on the front...."Sadie".......and on the back.....it says......"The Imp That Is A Chimp".......OMG!!!!
Obviously a shot across the bow of the only midget wrestler in this competition......Sadie
I'll give it up to that chimp...it seems to be able to control that pony pretty well
let's hoipe Sadie does as well in the competition!
As the chariot is pulled down to the ring by the Clydesdales...Michelle steps down out of it wearing her traditional black silk robe trimmed in gold with a red silk sash pulled tight in front.....and in white script letters on the back of the robe are the words...."The Goddess"......
At the foot of the ring stairs Michelle is greeted by several cute little girls who present her with a bouquet of roses...each girl giggling and kissing her on the cheek as Michelle gives each one a smile a a kiss back...taking time to sign a few autographs.
Michelle slowly makes her way up the ring stairs and to the ring apron. Michelle is accompanied by her manager crimsonrash in his...rather unusual garb....what the fuck is he wearing? He looks like a combination of Micheal Myers from "Halloween" and a scuba diver on crack!. Rather a scary looking duo if there ever was one!!
Michelle is known as one of the most vicious...unforgiving and brutal fighters around and God help whoever has to face her as she has retired many a wrestler for good.....some still in wheel chairs and/or horribly disfigured. Others....like Emily.....who's fat ass Michelle has kicked TWICE now (let me repeat......TWICE!)....just seem to babble incoherently since her defeats at the hands of of the nasty and brutal Michelle. Most just flat refuse to face her a second time...a more common occurrence
Michelle reaches the top of the ring apron and grabs the top rope with her right hand and lifts it up high....swinging her long left leg up....and over the middle tope...her bare foot landing on the ring canvas. She then turns her tall athletic frame and twists her torso....and bending at the waist....lowers her upper body and swinging her right leg up and over the middle rope and down to the ring floor....swinging her torso through the ropes as she does...letting the top rope go as she finishes moving under it...then slowly straightening her tall athletic frame.....watching tope rope spring back down like a giant rubber band as the entire side of the ring vibrates from the motion of the ropes.
Michelle slowly walks over to her corner of the ring and smiles and waves to the crowd....one section of the arena seems to be devoted to a group that unfurl a banner that says "Michelle Sucks....We Love You Sadie!"......when suddenly another group of half crazed fans wearing hockey masks descends upon the Sadie fans and begins clubbing them with hockey sticks like they were a bunch of baby seals! OUCH!! This is getting ugly!...we've got security on the scene though!.... Thank God!! So much for those Sadie supporters!!! And whoever said the meek shall inherit the earth obviously never met Michelle and her band of fervent supporters! WOWSA!!! There was more action in the stands than in the ring!! MUTHAFUCKA!
Michelle begins pulling her robe off her shoulders....revealing that she's wearing a black sports bra that is hugging her perfect pert breasts quite snugly as belied by the fact that her nipples are about to jump out of the damn thing! Her tight red wrestling shorts hugging her trim waistline and taut abs. Michelle turns and blows a kiss and waves to each section of the arena...flashing that bright smile that she's famous for....she then reaches up and taking her long dark brown hair off her broad toned shoulders ...and pulls it back into a tight pony tail and ties it off with a bright red ribbon....letting it then drop down along her spine. The bright ring lights reflecting off her already perspiring shoulders.....taut abs....back.......her tanned skin coated with a thin sheen of perspiration coming as a result of her traditional pre-match workout. The glistening coating seeming to cover her entire body from head to toe and merely provides a magnifier of her toned body and near flawless physique.
Then all of a sudden we hear trumpets blare again over the loud speaker system and its almost deafening...they are playing.....OMG!!
The DEGUELLO!!! Its the bugle call played by the ancient Moors!...Deguello means "GIVE NO QUARTER". It is a battle cry which means: SLIT THROAT!.....You are about to be beheaded (by my sword). The sound is loud....and its chilling.....Michelle turns....and looks at every other wrestler in the competition ...and stares into their eyes...and runs her right hand across her throat......which can obviously only mean one thing....unless her throat itches a little...she has had a sore throat and a bad cold......just sayin....
Michelle then leans back against the ropes in the corner...and smiles.....then looks skyward with her large dark eyes......yawning.....then reaching up with a nail file....and begins to...file her nails?
