3am, Denise and her husband in bed spooning.
D> I need you to stop playing golf with Emily.
Him> What? ..... Baby, why? ... You don't trust me?
> I trust you.
> But? But what?
> But. She's an instigator. She's doing it to get me jealous.
> Then don't get jealous.
> It doesn't work like that, hun. She gets off on instigating me. Why are you being so stubborn?
> Because ..... I sponsored her for membership at the club. It's still pending. It would raise eyebrows if I ..... pulled back.
> Wouldn't it raise eyebrows if she kept being buddy-buddy clingy with you .... with her being divorced and you being married?
> Emily and I are the same skill level in golf. We're neighbors in the development. It makes sense.
> Then I need you to see ..... to start seeing ..... what makes sense on the personal side of things. Emily came into this development in a whirlwind .... like a bull in a china shop when it comes to me and her. OK?
> How so?
> Two ways. She had a total fucking chip on her shoulder when I tried to make small talk with her .....
> She's awkward with everyone on smal ltalk ....
> Let me finish, dammit .....
> Sorry.
> This was very intentional .... very calculated. She went out of her way to let me know that she had started texting you ..... and would CONTINUE texting you ..... that me knowing about it was no concern of hers. That it was something to be scoffed at. That's number one, ok? Number two is ..... she stirred up gossip in the development thru the yoga instructor .... you know, Vicki, right? ..... she's very vocal, very pro-LGBTQ? ......
> She is?
> Yes, but that's not even the point ..... it's more, she sees and talks to lots of different women in the development ..... hears and, sometimes unfortunately, participates in, the grapevine .... well, Emily planted this ridiculous rumor that I'm anti-LGBTQ ..... knowing Vicki would spread it around the development, and that I'd get the cold shoulder ..... from Vicki, from other women.
> And how does Emily benefit from that?
> Well, that's where it gets complicated. I think she was playing a reverse psychology game with me .... possibly with Vicki, too. I think she was hoping ..... was hoping that ..... Vicki and I would get together ...... and so then Emily could have you ....
> ARE Vicki and you together?
> OK, stop right there. See, this is what Emily does. Instigates . Cause distraction. Rumor. Misinformation. That's not the point. Me and Vicki. Anything and Vicki. The point is Emily talking behind my back about me. Your wife. I need you on my side in this.
> It sounds like high school.
> It does. But that's Emily's doing. I need your help to end this. By calling her on her bullshit when she starts up. She'll listen to you. And .... <<<<playfully>>>> ..... why are you getting hard?
> Two reasons.
> <<<<stroking her husband>>>> Share.
> First .... mmmmmm ...... Are you asking ME .... to instigate HER?
> <<<<<playfully>>>> I might. At some point. For now, just stand up to her crap. But what's the second reason? It must be good--you're throbbing.
> If this is like high school .... is this headed to a .... catfight under the bleachers?
> If that's what she wants .... then it probably will. Did she say that's what she wants?
> She said ...... it's what YOU want.
> She said that? What did you tell her?
> I said that's why I married you.
> Oh..... and what did she say?
> Something like, "Good to know." mmmmmm ..... <he cums in his wife's hand>
> Give me your cellphone.
> Why?
> Text her.
> Emily? What do I say?
> Say: "Denise just stroked me off to the thought of her catfighting you."
> You sure?
> Just do it.
> OK. Sent.
> She's probably sleeping.
> No, no. She's typing.
> What did she say?
> "What a coincidence. I just masturbated to the thought of kicking her ass."
To be continued......
