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Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« on: June 24, 2011, 05:16:26 PM »
Brunette FightingBrook and Blonde Gladys_K have asked me to set up a poll fight between them. Who can refuse to arrange a fight between two such gorgeous women? They went through junior high school and high school together and got along until their junior year or at least didnít hate each other until then. In their junior year Brook was elected Prom Queen over Gladys in a close vote. That seems to have started the animosity. I have included quotes from each in reply posts  that give their history in greater detail. They tell me that they have been in several Yahoo groups together and have faced off several times. They wonít tell me the results other than that all the fights were very close and all ended up with a winner and a loser.  

Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to decide who is the winning of a catfight at their current ages and who really should have been Prom Queen.

Here is how they match up. Click on their picture to go to their profile:
Gladys
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Brook
     
Age*: 24 years old
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Age*: 25 years old
Hair color*: Platinum Blonde
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Hair Color*: Dark Brunette
Eyes*: Blue
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Eyes*: Bluish Gray
Height*: 5'5Ĺ" (166m)
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Height*: 5'7" (170 cm)
Weight*:125 lbs (56.7kg)
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Weight*: 130 lbs (60kg)
Meas*: 35D-24-36
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Meas*:32C-25-34
Meas*: 89D-61-91.5
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Meas*: 81C-63.5-86.5

*I am not responsible for the correctness of the stated vitae data.

Here are some comparison pictures:
Brook and Gladys challenge each other hands on hips

Gladys and Brook size each other up

Each is convinced she has the sexier ass & stronger legs

Brook is not amused by Gladys in a famous Marilyn pose
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Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« on: June 24, 2011, 05:16:26 PM »

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 05:19:07 PM »
The ladies would like to state their case. I hope they continue to spar both verbally and physically throughout this fight.


Quotes from Brook:  ďByline has already told you that Gladys and I go back a ways, all the way back to junior high school. Where to being? I was and am the quieter and contemplative type. I am intelligent but you wouldnít call me a rocket scientist except in comparison to bimbo Gladys who I believe has an IQ is less than her bust size in centimeters. I am reserved and Gladys is the outgoing type. You always know she in the room by the silly gigging and blabbering she does. I make a few very solid friends while Gladys has lots of so called friends who seem to come and go. We socialized then and now with different people so our paths donít cross often. Lucky for her.Ē

ďWe didnít really have any issues with each other until it came time to select the Queen for our Junior Prom. Gladys was a cheerleader and very popular, especially with the guys. Rumor had it she was popular because she was the ďfriendliest girl on campus.Ē I think you all know what that means. But of course I would never say that. To cut to the quick I beat her in the school wide voting for Prom Queen. Apparently her knees got sore before she could get enough votes. That crushed her ego and I donít think she has ever recovered. All this might have come to naught except she was a real insolent bitch during the Prom. She was supposed to be my ďlady-in-waitingĒ but acted like she was the Queen. So natural I had to put her in her place by making her due my bidding. I was tempted to dunk her blotted face in the punch bowl but there were too many teachers around. Neither of us wanted to get suspended. ď

ďAnyway this issue is unsettled and we both think it is time to settle it even if we are older now. I donít think I will have any trouble with her as her frizzy, damaged, blonde hair wonít take much punishment. I will make her cry and admit that I was and still am the Queen and she isnít good enough to lick my feet. Which I just may make her doĒ



Quotes from Gladys:  ďSome of what Brook says is true, some false, and some half truths. It is true I was/am gregarious and make friends easily. Whatís wrong with that? At least Iím not a stuck up bitch like Brook who thinks she is better than everyone else. I had a wide range of friends while her friends were the snobbish crowd and didnít consider most of us to be worthy of being in their clique. You know the type. As far as my being a dummy that is something jealous snobs like her say to put us down because they canít think of anything else to say. It is true when you are in a lot of social activities and a head cheerleader it is hard to keep up your studies. Still, I am not ashamed of having graduated with a B- average.Ē

ďAs far as the prom goes I donít begrudge her being elected Queen She won the voting. Of course I might have won if someone hadnít spread vicious rumors about my moral character. I think both you and I have a strong hunch who it was but I never could prove it. I came in a very close second which made me the lady-in-waiting. Still no problem until the night of the prom. As a member of the court I admit I did dress to the nines. I added some highlights and sparkles in my hair. Was it my fault that night if everyone was looking a me and  not at her? Somehow the snotty bitch took this to mean that I wasnít showing enough deference and respect for her. Come off it Ė it was just a prom. I donít have a grudge against her for being elected queen as she thinks I do. I hate her guts for the things she made me do as her subject at the prom. You might say she was in her natural element acting superior to everyone. It was humiliating in front of all my friends. I was tempted almost beyond control to deck her then and there. But I didnít want to appear to be a sore loser so I gritted my teeth, smiled graciously and did her biding.Ē

ďNow it is time for payback. I am going to wipe that smug, snooty look off her face. Then I am going to make her admit that she was the one saying those nasty things about my moral character behind my back. My shoulder blades still hurt from the knife she stuck between them. (Thatís figurative not literal.) We shall see who licks whose feet. I will fight bare foot so they get particularly dirty.Ē

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 05:28:35 PM »
I voted for Brook! 8)

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 06:01:52 PM »
I voted for the gorgeous brunette Brook!  She will dominate her with her fantastic legs, scissoring her into a sobbing defeat!  Brook will then stand over her, pose her sexy bare foot right on her face, wave to the crowd like the rightful Queen that she is, and make the blonde kiss and worship her feet completely!

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 06:08:03 PM »
Brook and Gladys' hairpulling catfight will be mean and tough.  Their dislike for each other has been brewing for too long and once they get their hands in each other's hair, the fur will fly fast and furious.  I think Brook is right; Gladys' hair doesn't appear to be as thick as Brook's tresses and they're not as long, so Gladys can't afford to lose much of her bleached blonde locks.  Although both women will lose hair, Gladys will suffer the loss of more blonde strands at the hands of Brook, eventually begging Brook to stop pulling her hair out by the roots.  Sobbing from the loss of so much hair, Gladys is forced by Brook to kiss her feet.

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 06:26:51 PM »
   I haven't commented on a poll in a long time. This poll really caught my eye. Let me be the first to take Gladys' side.
   Sorry, ROYALS22262, but Brook's frail legs pale in comparison to those of Gladys. If anyone does any squeezing it will be Gladys. Just look at the muscle definition in Gladys' thighs and calves compared to Brook's.
   Rawhide, I think the snooty Brook will be too afraid of getting a nail broken to really go after Gladys. She talks a good fight but Gladys will show her what a fight is really about. Would loved to have seen Brook dunk Gladys in the punch bowl and then get the crap beat out of her.
   Now how can anyone not vote for Prom Queen for someone who puts Marilyn Monroe to shame?

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 07:37:26 PM »
Brook wins and forces Gladys to pick up her ripped bleached blonde hair from the floor.
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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 07:47:02 PM »
Thanks byline for setting up this poll. And thanks for doing the excellent job of comparison pictures. People can clearly see that I am in better shape, have the prettier face, the better figurer, and the sexier and stronger legs. Take a look BadAss, fat, short legs donít mean stronger legs. The cellulite will be covering her fat thighs before long.

Byline, did she really tell you she weighed 125 lbs? She must be at least 135 lbs or more. Gotten to be quite the fatty at 24, havenít you Gladys. But donít be too hard on Gladys, she isnít smart enough to read the scale or maybe she canít see it over her belly.

So far most people realize that I will force her to lick my feet and admit I am the real Queen.  I am surprised the voting is so close. But who could vote for her to be prom queen? How can she be leading me? Must be some blind idiots voting.  JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES!!!! A Queen should be regal and have class. It is self apparent which one of us fits that bill.

Donít be surprised if it takes awhile for Gladys to respond. She has to locate the keyboard first. There are some keys she canít see because of her oversized, droopy tits.

P.S. byline. You avatar could easily be a picture of Gladys and I fighting. You can see who ends up on top. You can also see that the blonde is filthy dirty while the brunette hasnít a smug of dirt on her. That is how my fight with Gladys will end up.

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 07:58:35 PM »
Brook for sure....I didn't even have to think about it....she'd the best looking one  and deserves to win.

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 08:23:56 PM »
Byline, good job. And thanks to both Brook and Gladys for agreeing to this poll.

I think I have to go with the athlete. My view is that Gladys will be too strong and too fast for Brook. She will also have the better fighting spirit. To put it briefly, Gladys just has more moxie. As far as prom queen goes - I'll leave that to others.

When Gladys is finished with her will we have a babbling Brook?
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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 10:04:49 PM »
Gladys is busy ogling the guys and showing lots of cleavage to get their support. I sneak up behind her. Grab her frizzy hair and throw her down on her back. Step my bare foot on her face and flatten her pug nose. "That's for you, ROYALS22!" I plop my elegant ass down on her blubbery boobs and spread my thighs to grip her sides. Then start ripping her hair out and slapping her back and forth across the face. "There, badAss, that should take care of the fear of breaking my nails." "Glamour Fights, where is her fighting spirit? Who is the athlete now?"

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2011, 10:18:12 PM »
I voted for Brook for both parts, she looks tougher and more serious about this, and seems she deserved the prom queen more than Gladys from how she went about it.
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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2011, 11:54:06 PM »
   Sorry it took me so long to post. Some of us are not pampered princesses and we have to work during the day for out living. Nice to see people commenting and lots of voting streaming in.
    Now where is that damned keyboard. Trouble with these wireless keyboards and mice- they can be misplaced or someone could steal them. Now who would go and steal my keyboard?
    Byline, I would second Brookís message on you setting up an excellent poll with great pictures. It is typical and cheeky of Brook to tell people what to think and to conclude. She is just confirming what a stuck up bitch she is. I am happy to let them come to their own conclusions. I appreciate votes for me and positive comments. If someone votes for you and thinks otherwise to what I believe, well, that is their right. It doesnít make them idiots just because they vote for you. In the end I will live with the results and wonít accuse you of sleeping around to get votes. That is just insulting a thing to do.
    I am 125 lbs and in great shape. I keep exercising. I love to dance and still can to cartwheels, handstands, flips, spits, and the like. Those are muscles you see, Miss Prim and Proper, not fat. Of course I wouldnít expect you to know what muscles are.
    Just keep on making the dumb jokes for it shows how little class you have. Being regal doesnít mean you have to have your nose up in the air. I can stand and walk proud while still being a Queen of the people. As far as being stupid I will match wits with you any day of the week.
    Keep voting people. Vote for who you want to, I wonít and donít need to beg for votes. I think there are enough people to see who the phony is, who the better fighter is, and who should be Prom Queen. No, I am not implying you are stupid if you donít vote for me. Let Brook do that.

<I am having a nice friendly chat with some of the other guests in the lounge. Suddenly my scalp sears in pain. It is that dirty, sneaky bitch Brook up to her usual tricks. She figures she canít win a fair fight and so attacks from behind. Just happy she didnít have a knife. Next thing I know I am hard on my back. I slam so hard the wind is knocked out of me slowing me down. Then there is this smelly foot pressing on my face. My nose is tweaked between her big toe and her second toe. I reach for her foot but am too slow. Wham! She sits down hard on my chest. My breasts are squished. 130 pounds my ass. Brook is a lot heavier than that. She slaps my face but I gather myself to fight back. She is heavy. I plant my feet and bridge high. All the way up until I am on the top of me head. I learned that from the high school wrestling coach in some private lessons. Did I forget to mention that in my profile? Brook goes over on her big nose. I twist onto my knees as she rolls onto her back. As she starts to get up I clamp a headlock on her and twist her onto her back. I squeeze hard and press my left breast hard onto her face. I can feel her struggling and gasping in panic as I apply the pressure. It feels so good to feel her struggling in vain.>

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2011, 12:26:13 AM »
Voted for brook....she has a look about her that says don't f with me

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Re: Hairpulling Blonde vs. Brunette Fight
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2011, 12:42:20 AM »
U had to go with Gladys on this one. She just looks like she could wear Brook down after a long fight.
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