[RedEnforcer]

Evangelina and Michelle have a brewing rivalry all stemming from the plain and simple fact that Michelle thinks, and I quote here that Eva's booty is " just riduculously GIGANTIC! There isn't room on this planet...let alone this website...for her fat ass and me "
Eva in response feels that Michelle is just jealous because Eva's ass is so much sexier than Michelle's plain white booty.

Eva has had enough of Michelle's smack talk and has challenged her to a wrestling match. Michelle has agreed and I've been called upon to officiate this contest of epic proportions (and that's just the competitors!).

So please vote and let us know who you think will win this fight!

For your viewing comparison

Eva on the left, Michelle on the right.

[York]

Eva is a stunning beauty (Michelle too..)..but I can see her beaten...

[Michelle]

Please be sure to emphasize her Cuban is just ridiculously GIGANTIC!  Hell it could almost swallow New York!
Damn...I better move quick!  My apartment is right in the path of her ass!!  ACKKK!!!!

There isn't room on this planet...let alone this website...for her fat ass and me....

Her ass is like a Black Hole....swallows galaxies!

Captain Kirk and Mister Spock were afraid of her ass.....I mean.....to go where no man has gone before?...hell they slammed the brakes on the Starship Enterprise and went at Warp 8 in the opposite direction!

I mean..come on...lets be real

Its also obvious my butt is so much sexier it is just insane!

I mean..look at my picture.....Jesus Christ!
And I bet even Jesus likes my ass better

That ass would only look good with a Cuban cigar coming out from between the cheeks!

Cohiba preferably

I want to thank the Cohiba people for sponsoring me instead of Eva....remember folks...if it aint a Cohiba.....it shouldn't be in your mouth....Monica and Bill smoke Cohiba's....shouldn't you?

[RedEnforcer]

I can't wait to see the competitors come out for this one. It's gonna be epic.

[laurenwantstowrestleyou]

gee... who am i gonna vote for here?  the cuban girl?

I THINK SO!!!!!

 

[Michelle]

And her fat ass is gonna look good when its pointed straight up in the air after I tie her upside down in the ropes in the corner!

They'll have to put a flashing red light on it so commercial airliners don't hit it!  Bald eagles will mistake it for a mountain and try and build a nest in it!

[Michelle]

Its EPIC!

It's COLOSSAL!!!!

Its STUPENDOUS!!!

And that's just Eva's BUTT!!

Its the battle of Good (ME)....vs Evil (Eva)

Its America's Sweetheart (Me...cough cough)......vs the Hispanic Black Hole (Eva....DUH!)

[Kellicat]

Michelle kicks some Cuban butt.....get her good... Cuban girls are fun to beat.

[Emily Layne]

Go Michelle! Beat the Cuban ass!

This match won't have story! Michelle will totally destroy Eva ! Maybe after all the kicks,Eva s butt will get smaller!
 

[Mari-Angelina]

I hang out with Carmen watching Eva stretch and get ready for her match.  I cheer Eva on but then I notice one of the ringside workers is playing around with Eva's cigar!

Hey you!! Get away from that cigar!!  That belongs to Eva!!

[Mariella]

Michelle will control Evangelina in this fight, she is too much to handle for Evangelina!!!

[RedEnforcer]

I’m staying out of the best butt debate. Although - I will say - I doubt if any guy is going to complain if they’re stuck behind either one of you in a grocery line.

Now…on to the match! Eva, absolutely love your entrance! Freaking hilarious.

But, from what I understand from Red’s garbled introduction, we are picking the winner of a wrestling match. And, from where I sit, Michelle has too much size, experience and poison snakes slithering through her brain to lose this one.

Good luck and love to both girls!
xo

Hey you try and focus on talking when these gals are around. I'm sure you wouldn't do too much better Sapie.

[Michelle]

EXPLOSIONS AND FIREWORKS SUDDENLY GO OFF at the main entrance to the already packed arena!!!!!!!  BOOOM!!!!!.....BOOOM!!!!!!    The floodlights up in the rafters of the high ceiling of our cavernous arena suddenly flash on and beams of light all focus on the entrance as a team of Budweiser Clydsdales (did you think beer wasn't going to be involved somehow in this?....sheesh!)  As the large proud horses emerge from the dark tunnel......the bright flood lamps illuminating their statuesque form....the trumpets blare and suddenly emerging from tunnel is a golden chariot .....and holding the reins is none other than The Goddess herself......Michelle!!!.

(btw at this point I'd like to thank the people at Land Rover/Range Rover for their continued sponsorship of me.  Please visit your friendly neighborhood Land Rover/Range Rover dealer today and test drive the all new Range Rover Evoque for 2014!  Michelle drives one and BY GOD you should too!  Styling and innovation hallmark the new Range Rover Evoque for 2014...available today at Land Rover!...remember...if its not a Range Rover...you're obviously a failure!)

The horses draw the golden chariot up along side the ring as we see.....WHO?....... The RedEnforcer riding a top the lead horse???....wearing his hallmark red mask and....OMG......nothing but a pink thong?  Holy shit!!!   Muthafucka!!!   Red unfurls a banner which reads.....in large block pink letters?    "IN MICHELLE WE TRUST...ALL OTHERS PAY CASH".   A truly strange move by the Redman......but....we never truly know what's on his mind as he has signed papers before the match to pledge to remain neutral or forfeit a cash bond of $500,000!!!......SONOFABITCH!!!!.

Michelle climbs out of the chariot wearing her traditional black silk robe with the red silk sash pulled tight in the front under her breasts...the words emblazoned on the back of the black silk robe...in block white letters....."THE MICHELLE".....walking slowly up the stairs to the ring apron......accompanied by......No one?      WOW!...this is truly something we didn't expect!!.....Michelle has arrived WITHOUT ANY BACK-UP???......NO CORNER HELP??.....ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING?   I'm sure there's a background story here and we'll do some checking to find out what gives but it looks like Michelle is going to go it alone against one of the most treacherous wrestlers in the business in Eva, who has brought her own set of "GOONS" with her so Michelle is really taking a HUGE RISK here!!!!  Evidently she knows what she's doing and maybe she has something up her leave besides the best pair of tits in wrestling (come on...admit it......they are pretty good....you see em...you want em....you gotta have em!!!)  The crowd is all abuzz about what they are seeing.....this is GONNA BE INTERESTING SPORTS FANS!

Michelle reaches the ring apron and grabs the top rope with her right hand and lifts it up high....swinging her long left leg up..across and over the rope....her bare foot landing on the ring canvas. She then turns her tall athletic frame and twisting her body...lowers her torso by bending at the waist and swinging her long left leg up and over the middle rope and down to the ring floor.swinging her torso thru the rope...letting the top rope go as it springs back down...vibrating that entire side of the ring as the rope lips up and down like a giant rubber band before finally stopping.  Michelle slowly walks over to her corner...the padded ring post decorated in red, white and blue.  Michelle reaches up and pulls on the end of the red silk sash and feels her black silk robe come open.  She then slowly reaches up with her left hand and grabs the right lapel of the robe and begins pulling her long right arm up from out of the sleeve.....feeling it slowly emerge before dropping to her side...the right side of her robe falling back off her now bare shoulder and hanging behind her.  She raises her right hand up and grabs the robe by the top of the left shoulder...and pulls it down off her bare shoulder and down long left arm...feeling it slowly slide off.....tossing the robe over the top ring rope along side of the tri-colored ring post.

Pulling the robe off reveals Michelle is dressed fully in white.....her tight white sports bra revealing her pert 34C breasts and her hard erect nipples already straining the almost painted on spandex material.  Her perfect cleavage revealing her firm perfectly shaped (and unlike someone...who I will NOT name but is my Cuban opponent!!....NATURAL!!!) perky breasts.  Her tight white wrestling shorts hug her trim waistline and small tight ass...her ribbed muscled abs sucking in and out with each breath as they move in and out against the snug waistband of her tight white shorts.  Michelle turns and blows a kiss to the crowd on either side of the ring as she reaches up and pulls her long dark brown hair ...currently draped over her broad toned shoulders....pulling it up in a tight pony tail and tying it off with a wide white ribbon to match her wrestling outfit...dropping the pony tail as it slides down the center of her back and rides along her spine.....the bright ring lights already reflecting off her glistening shoulders....lower back......abs and upper chest.....her tanned skin already coated with a thin sheen of perspiration that seemingly has covered her entire body and providing a magnifier of her toned well defined muscled sinewy torso.....her long athletic legs and powerful thighs.  She smiles...glances over at Eva,.....her dark brown eyes widening as she casually leans back against her corner....her long arms draped over the rope rope on either side of the padded ring post.

[Michelle]

Michelle slowly bends her knees and drops down....reaching in a small bag at the base of the ring post.....and pulls from the bag using her right hand a.....WTF!......a cigar???    It appears to be a COHIBA?   Michelle takes a cigar cutter she has in her left hand and raises up both hands....one containing the cigar cutter .....and the long cigar in the other....... as if to show the crowd...then reaches over....and begins snipping the pointed end of the cigar off.....she brings the cigar up to her barely parted....very sexy and ohhh so desirable..... full pouty lips and slides it in between them and her perfect pearly white teeth.  She then reaches behind her and pulls out a ...lighter?  She flicks the side of the lighter and a small blue flame emerges from the top....she brings the tip of the blue flame to the end of the cigar...inhales a few times as the end of the cuban turns a bright orange.....puffs of smoke emerging from the end of the cigar and the corner of Michelle's mouth?

Michelle smiles a bright smile...leaning back against her corner....inhales a bit on the cigar ..then pulling it from her lips...as she blows a few smoke rings from her full pouty lips......her head tilting up as she purses her lips...leaning her tall 5' 9-3/4"...141 pound ...toned athletic frame against the padded post.

[CA Sleeper]

 Lets look at the comparison.  Michelle doesn't even have a butt     Where is it???  Its flat as a board, there is no width to it.  If I go to kick it I will probably miss the first couple times because there is just nothing there.    She does have the perfect face though for my round Cuban butt to have as a stool  

Thanks Xray, Cornshucker and Lauren 

Eva's got this.  She had my vote at the stool comment.