[Michelle]

Suddenly!!!...... the loudspeaker system erupts with Michelle's preferred music from rapper Drake ....and "All Me".....

(As Drakes..."All Me"...contains some really NOT PG lyrics...and I know good and well someone will be offended...I have picked out the best 5 lines from the song.....if you want to see or hear more....its easy enough to find......Drake RULES!)

5 Best Lines from Drakes..."All Me"........featuring fellow rappers 2 Chainz and Big Sean

"God damn, should I listen to everybody or myself? / Cause myself just told myself / 'You're the motherfucking man, you don't need no help'"

"Just understand that I'm on a roll, like Cottenelle, I was made for all of this shit"

"I swear to God, I got 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one / I got 99 problems, getting rich ain't one"

"Just bought a shirt that coast a Mercedes Benz car note"

"My new girl is on Glee and shit, probably making more money than me and shit"

[Jonica]

I voted for the Cuban

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

After nearly dropping Eva in her rickshah on the way out when Mari-Angelina slipped on some fan's toupee that somehow fell into the aisle, I then am handed Eva's prize Cuban cigar that I smother out in my cleavage... no seriously, it doesn't burn  .   Eva nearly injures herself before the match doing splits by almost tearing her big... oops, I mean her nice Cuban ass in half.   I volunteer to massage her vajayjay but she gets all bent out of shape and doesn't want me touching it

I wish this match would get started but Michelle comes out to a longer entrance than the Undertaker, I mean Jesus Christ by the time she gets out here it will be next week.  Then she causes me to nearly soil my sexy vinyl pants when that rap noise blasts over the speakers.  Mari and I dive under the ring apron out of fear that Tupac's ghost was going to appear in a 76 Malibu with 26 inch rims holding an AK-47.  When the noise stops, Mari and I peak out from under the apron and climb back onto the ring apron.  I give my girl Eva some massages on her shoulder and words of encouragement

"You can do it!"

"Don't listen to them, your ass is not fat" as the fans chant out "FAT ASS" at Eva.

[Michelle]

I smile over at Eva.....grinning at first...and then flashing my pearly white...world class....ohh so beloved smile!!!   I think to myself...."IT'S JUST LIKE THAT CUBAN BEOTCH"...."ALWAYS BEING SUCH A FUCKING ....FUCKING BABY!"......"WHINING!"....."POUTING!"...."JUST BECAUSE HAD A BETTER ENTRANCE!"  I confidently stride out to the center of the ring and begin to raise my arms as I approach her....my dark brown eyes widening as they lock on hers.....I can't help but admire her body though!......SHE'S HAWT!.....I'm a healthy All-American LESBIAN!!...my mind drifts a moment...then I suddenly shake my head and blink my eyes a few times......"FUCK MICHELLE!"    "WAKE UP BITCH!"....I say to myself....."YOU'RE IN A GOD DAMN FIGHT!!!"    "LET'S DO THIS!!!"   I slowly begin to circle her a bit from left to right....the circle growing smaller as I keep my arms up in front of my world class breasts (YEAH I know I keep saying that but you KNOW THEY ARE DAMMIT!)....my palms facing you as I wiggle my long slender fingers......

Suddenly I tilt my head a bit and look at her quizzically....."Did you just call me a PUTA?"......I yell over to her.......then I suddenly remember.....Puta in Spanish can mean "Fuck" or "Bitch"....so is she saying she wants to FUCK ME?   MUTHAFUCKA!   NO FIGHT THEN?......I shake my head back and forth again!...blinking!    WAKE UP MICHELLE!   SHE CALLED YOU A FUCKING BITCH (or damn close enough)....SONOFABITCH!.....

I STEP IN HARD at her!.....my left leg in front of my right....left foot planted firmly....my right leg extended back behind me as I lock my right knee and plant my right toes into the ring canvas.....balancing and bracing my 5' 9-3/4" tall frame.....my arms extended up and out as our fingers wiggle....and move ...closer......CLOSER.......CLOSER!!   Finally I feel our fingers slide between each others!.....our hands closing around one an others.....as we tighten our grips!  Feeling us both begin TO PUSH with our arms and palms!!......our arms begin to SHAKE AND QUIVER...feeling our FINGERS DIG into the backs of our hands!   As we both LEAN INTO THE OTHER!   GRITTING my teeth now as my dark eyes glare intensely into her own sexy eyes!.....feeling my shoulder and upper back MUSCLES begin to TIGHTEN...grow more TAUT!.....as we begin to TEST ONE ANOTHER'S STRENGTH!.......LEANING against her and PUSHING against her palms with my own....feeling our arms SLOWLY TWIST a bit from side to side!......not much but enough to feel us both test one an other's balance......beads of perspiration beginning to trickle down my chest and back......my white sports bra almost soaked all ready...my hard pink nipples straining the wet spandex and clearly showing through the now wet...almost shear material.......watching both our chests JIGGLE lightly.....as we PUSH AND SHOVE!!!!........I bite down on my lower lip.......the EPIC BATTLE beginning!.....

THEN!!   OUT OF NOWHERE!!!   I spot the VENEZUELAN GODDESS HERSELF!!    MUTHAFUCKA!!!   Now I got 3 of them to watch out for in ADDITION TO EVA!    FUCK ME!!!!    I can't be distracted though.......I do remember what happened in Miami that night last year though!   SHIT!   I got in an argument with Eva at ringside and that BITCH GODDESS pulled a switch blade on me after BOINKING ME OVEE THE HEAD with a half baked CHICKEN!   She slashed at me and I ALMOST lost my right nipple!!!   WOWSA!!    I need eyes in the back of my head but I have to concentrate!......

FUCK!!   Then I blink the sweat back from my eyes again and realize there are only TWO others....Carmen and Mari!!   SHIT!   That Carmen is so FAT I thought it was TWO PEOPLE!!!    I breathe a deep sigh of relief as I only have to watch 2 instead of 3.......I say 3 Hail Mary's as I continue to LOCK AND PUSH HARDER!!!!   GRUNTING OUT LOUDLY!!!    "GUUUUHHHHHH!!!!"

[charlie41]

Michelle can pull this out !!

[RedEnforcer]

"ummmmm...umm..oh yeah.."

I don't really have good focus or an idea on what to look at or...well hell, my brain is about fried from all this sexy input so close to me. I do see Michelle getting Eva against the ropes and bending her back so I start counting to 5...eventually...1......(damn, that's a good grip on that breast Michelle)....2....

[Scottyb]

Michelle got this.

[RedEnforcer]

I'd like to apologize to both fighters in advance. I had a typo in the poll options and went to edit it. However, when I did, the option to allow people to change their votes disappeared. This was something both had agreed to and now it's gone. I made a huge error and apologize. Hopefully it will not affect the poll. I did want to own up to it tho.

Now please continue on with the enjoyment and excuse me whilst I get back to oogling the two sexy fighters in the ring. Now, where was I?

Oh yes.


"3..........(wow, I didn't know you could squeeze breasts quite like that...)..............................."

[Ivo23]

Eva wins

[Michelle]

I continue to push and strain against your hands!.....using my superior height advantage as I can now feel your torso bending back some...my sinewy toned arms starting to come over the top as I use my height more and more!!!  My upper back and shoulder muscles BURNING AND ON FIRE!   GROWING MORE AND MORE TAUT!!   All the years of working out and training coming to fore as I shove my long braced legs forward a bit more as I keep bending HER OVER MORE AND MORE!!!  Our toned tanned bodies glistening under the hot ring lights and they reflect off the thin sheen of perspiration coating our bodies at this point.  Using my height advantage...my upper body strength!   GRITTING MY TEETH!....MY FACE RED!....CONTORTED!!!!....sweat pouring down my face...BURNING MY DARK EYES as I blink back the pain and discomfort!....I bend your arms ALSO FROM SIDE TO SIDE...our tall toned bodies swaying a little from side to side....muscle definition in our arms....upper back and shoulders....becoming more and more clear as the strain becomes more pronounced between us!......more and more evident by our facial expressions....eyes wide....locked....!!!!!   WORKING AGAINST THE BALANCE you have tried to achieve!.....blinking back the burning salty sweat from my eyes as I feel my wet matted dark brown pony tail stuck to the soaking wet skin of my back and down along my spine!

Our upper bodies getting CLOSER TOGETHER!....my hard erect pink nipples STRAINING THE WET...NOW ALMOST SHEAR looking MATERIALl of my SOAKING WET white SPORTS BRA!  I see Eva's GOON'S TRYING TO DISTRACT ME to the side but I'm having NONE of that fucking shit!  They bother me just enough to where we twist each other around in a slow circle just off the ropes as I almost had her PUSHED BACK ON THE ROPES!  I'm on my own here with no help so I have to keep an eye on the GOONS MARI AND CARMEN!!..... and one eye on her TITS!....ACK!!......I MEAN.......ONE EYE ON HER!....HER!!.......FUCK MICHELLE! .....QUIT DAY DREAMING!!

I note out of the corner of my eye our FUCKING referee is becoming a little weird...he seems to be staring BETWEEN EVA AND I ....and I glance down at my chest...then quickly over at hers .....and It suddenly hits me that Red the referee is STARING LIKE A CHIMPANZEE AT THE ZOO AT OUR TITS!!!   MUTHAFUCKA!!

Eva evidently is WAY WAY MORE BOTHERED by this than me (see...it doesn't bother me as I sorta knew Red...I can't say how...but he is intimately acquainted with my tits and well you know....ACK!!!!!!.....WAKE UP MICHELLE!!   QUIT DAY DREAMING!).....ANYWAY!!......I suddenly TWIST AND SHOVE EVA back into the corner with one violent twist!.....shove!!...and loud GRUNT!......GUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!   Her back banging into the ring post!!!.......UUUNNGGHHHH!!!....although not nearly as hard as I would have liked!  Then I hear this GAWD AWFUL HISPANIC VOICE WHINING OVER TO RED!!!!  GOD DAMN!!.....it makes you just want to TAKE A COUPLE OF ICE PICS and JAM THEM INTO YOUR EARS!!!!   (You know the Hispanic woman on that great TV show..."MODERN FAMILY"?.....you know..the woman with the great fucking tits!....COME ON!   I know you fucking watch it!....probably just for her!.....well...while she has great MARACHAS...aka "tits" for you White Anglo Saxon Protestants (WASPS).....but HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO HER VOICE?.......ACCCKK!!!)   ANYWAY......It was like "Modern Family" was on TV and the volume was ALL THE WAY UP and I heard that voice!....GAWWDD!!   It was like the female RICKY RICARDO!!!!.....I expected any minute to hear her scream....."LUCY??  I'M HOME!!!!".......She's SCREAMING at Red the Ref (Red the Ref...what an oxymoron that is!) to get him to break us???   Just cause I finally got her back in the corner and my ooohhh soo hawt and wonderful tits are about to RUB INTO HERS??? (OK...I do have a TINY ADVANTAGE right now!)....that voice keeps screeching!   God!...she's saying I'm pulling her hair??   LYING BITCH!......GRABBING HER BOOBS??   (Ok...I'm gonna DO THAT....just give me a moment!!)  I continue to stay LOCKED UP with her!....my arms extended up.....my hands up in the air locked with hers as I pin her back against the post!!  I see Red just STARING BETWWEN US!  He's got his NOSE AGAINST MY BOOBS LOOKING???  My breasts straining against that SOAKING WET now virtually SHEART WHITE SPORTS BRA....my NIPPLES are clearly VISIBLE as I clearly see the BULGE THRUSTING AGAINST THE CROTCH OF Red's pants!!....as I PUSH HARDER!!!!!!   ARRRGGHHHHH!!!     Screaming out loudly!...spit flying in each others faces as our noses are barely inches apart as we strain and struggle!!....her arms beginning to lean back over the top rope!!!.....suddenly I hear Red COUNTING???

[Michelle]

OK FOLKS!   Were off to a GREAT START in the Eva vs Michelle poll fight!!!!   But we need more activity!   We already have 42 posts in HARDLY ONE DAY!   Has to be some SORT OF A RECORD SO LET'S KEEP IT UP AND MAKE THIS WILD AND CRAZY AND FUN!  CUM UP OUT OF YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT AND POST!!!........OR GO DOWN...(Ok...I know what you're thinking when I said....Go Down....GET IT OUT OF THE GUTTER!)...and make a POST AND VOTE!!!!.....Send us a note as to maybe what crazy moves you'd like to see us do and WHO KNOWS?   Maybe we'll work it in......this will be an EPIC wrestling match so keep it CUMMING!!!  (did I just say cumin?....ohhh gawwwd!).....I need Bailey!!....Bailey!!.....Help me!!....I SAID CUMMING!.....BAILEY!!!

Pssstt....Hey!....You!....Yeah!....You in your pajamas!........Psssst!.......By the way....Just between you and me....ummmmmm.....I AM WAY SEXIER....AREN'T I???   HUH?   Yeah?   YEAHHH!!!     CUM ON!.......you can tell me...NO ONE'S LISTENING....I PROMISE!


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[Mari-Angelina]

As Michelle has Eva cornered in the corner pushing against her.  Eva tries a brilliant plan by telling Red Enforcer that Michelle is grabbing her breasts, this gets the big man in red to actually wake up!!

Yes!!! Just say Breasts and Red pays attention.  I am feeling a bit insecure standing there with only my B cup breasts vs. Michelle having Cs, Eva and her all natural Ds and Carmen with her self admitted "augmented Ds".  Since I know Red isn't going to look at me because I have the smallest breasts of the 4 women, then he surely won't notice me reach into the ring with both of my hands around Michelle's right ankle and squeezing so that she cannot move!!

[fighternikki]

Michelle will take this!

[FightingBrook]

Eva will suffer culture shock as Michelle will overwhelm her with her repertoire of jibs, comments, jokes, etc. and with her even greater repertoire of moves. Eva will be laughing all the way to submitting or being pinned.

I am Brook and I approve this message.

[Michelle]

As I sorta blink my eyes a few times watching Red stick his beak/nose right UP AGAINST EVA'S LEFT TIT!.......I suddenly feel something grab ahold of my right ankle and keeping it from moving as I attempt to slide my leg forward to work over Eva in the corner against the ring post!!   AACCKKK!!!   I scream out loudly...then I look down immediately and see...MARI-ANGELINA!!!.....the little IMP HAS AHOLD OF MY RIGHT ANKLE!!   I was distracted at Red's putting his nose right up against Eva's breast and before I knew it the LITTLE SHIT HAD GRABBED MY LEG!!!!

LET GO OF ME DAMMIT!!!!!   I scream down at the chimp as she clutches my right ankle tightly!....I frantically look around for Mari as know I HAVE THE SENSATION I'M SURROUNDED!   FUCK!!!   Now I know how Bowie...Travis and Crockett felt at the Alamo!!!!  I hear yapping from both Mari and Carmen and I know I'm IN DEEP SHIT!!    I HEAR CARMEN YELL GET HER NOW AND...... FUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!   I SUDDENLY SEE FLASHES IN MY EYES AS OUT OF NOWHERE I FEEL A SHARP PAIN IN THE SIDE OF MY HEAD AND IT WAS EITHER A HAMMER OR AN ELBOW!!!!!    ARRRGGHHH!!!!!   I yelp out as my head twists violently to the side!!  I feel myself letting go of Eva's hands and my body twisting so much I LOSE MY BALANCE and START TO TUMBLE BACKWARDS!!!    Still disoriented as the pain just shoots throughout my head!  MY body tumbles back and I feel my back hit the ring canvas!!   OMMPPHHH!!!!!   GUUHH!!!!!!!

I lay on my back a moment...blinking...trying to focus when all of a sudden this FAT FUCKING WEIGHT LANDS ON ME AND I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS I AM NOW THE SUBJECT OF A HISPANIC/CUBAN GANG BANG!!!!!!   All I can think of is this must be how you feel in East Los Angeles when you take a wrong muthafucking turn going to Neiman Marcus!!!    OHHH  GAWWWDDD!!!!   UUUNNNGGGHHH!!!!!   I look up and see this half crazed Eva sitting on me raining punches down on me as I jerk my arms and hands up top try and block them!!!   Feeling some punches slipping thru and hitting the side of my head!!!      GUUHH!!!!   My head twisting from side to side with the impact of the blows!!!!     OWWWWWWW!!!!!    FUCKKKK!!!!!!!  My eyes only seeing flashes as I try not to lose consciousness!

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REFEREE???   I see Red out of the corner of my eye and his eyes are STILL locked on EVA'S TITS!!!!  Eva gets up off of me for a few moments and suddenly starts doing some sort of dance or Satanic ritual of some sort....seeing her hips sway and move from side to side I can't help but get somewhat wet and feel my clit throb even though my head is throbbing and feels like Cheech and Chong are inside of it banging on it with a hammer asking...'"IS DAVE HOME??"   (I have no idea where I came up with that but I would love a joint right about now!)  I slowly sit up...roll over to my side..then to all fours as I finally get to my knees.....still shaking my head as I blink back the pain and the stinging perspiration as it trickles into my large dark eyes!.....suddenly I have the sensation of something WRAPPING AROUND ME!!   FUCKKK!!!!   AND I'M UP AND OFF THE FLOOR and can only ASSUME THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING ALIEN ABDUCTION and I fully expect soon to have all sorts of PROBES AND SHOT STUCK UP INSIDE MY PUSSY and all I can do is pray I cum quickly to lessen the FUCKING THROBBING IN MY HEAD!!!!  

I have the sensation of being off the ring canvas and UP IN THE AIR AND I HAVEN"T EVEN SMOKED THAT LAST JOINT YET!!    I yell out loudly!!!!!......"MOMMY!!!!!!!"!   Next thing I know I suddenly feel like I'm on that FUCKING RIDE AT SIX FLAGS THAT DROPS YOU LIKE FROM MOTHER FUCKING MARS BACK TO EARTH!!!!   AAACKKK!!!!   UNNNGGHHH!!!  Suddenly I feel my bare feet hit the canvas and I'm STANDING UP!!!!!   WTF!!!!!!    BUT JUST BARELY!....... as I'm bent over a bit....gasping and coughing.....I slowly begin to straighten up ..shaking my head from side to side as I finally realize.......that I'm on my feet and not in an alien spacecraft!!!  I stagger around a few steps...MORE WOBBLY THAN BAILEY AFTER A TYPICAL AFTERNOON SESSION ON YAHOO!!!  I look over and see Eva and instinctively I scream out like a Banshee and lower my shoulder and lunge at her ...driving and springing off my long athletic legs...lowering my shoulder as I PLOW it into her midsection!!!   GUUUHHHH!!!!!!   Driving her back HARD INTO THE CORNER RING POST!!!!!    OOOMMPPPHHH!!!!!!!   Hearing her grunt out as we both SLAM HARD INTO THE CORNER!!!!!    AARRGGHHH!!!!!