[Michelle]

Bridgette is a major whiner.....

She has to come after me because Emily and I are friends....

and she and Emily have a healthy tension....LOL

And no...Bridgette has...nor will she ever face me.....when its been brought up she goes and hides and whines about Emily....

btw...Emily Rules!

[Emily Layne]

It's not about the Ass, the fact is: Michelle is too Strong and fierce to loose!

Too strong and fierce???  Those are two qualities I would say Michelle does not have!

for sure Michelle is strong and fierce, a great fighter,a great woman! And you Bridgette? You are a jealous bitch! You are a pathetic weak loser, a big mouth bitch! But I will shut your mouth once for all! Promise!

[Michelle]

Once again....

Emily rules!....

Bridgette drools...

[RedEnforcer]

I know I've lost total control of this fight and I just watched Air Havana get launched out of the ring. I try to do the right ref thing, but then, there's that lovely Cuban flag staring up at me. And well...the count just goes out the window.

[Michelle]

Glares at the sooooo far over heated..... over sexed ......overly horny........blind Ref....

"Oh I am far from done here!!!"

[Mari-Angelina]

*pulls my top back up so Red stops staring at my chest*

"Red!!! Michelle is cheating!!! She grabbed Eva's tights!!"

[Michelle]

I walk over and see Eva's AWE INSPIRING FAT ASS POINTED STRAIGHT UP TO THE SKY!!!...her face down against the canvas as her eyes look closed...fluttering..... and she seems TO BE LIKE.....OUT!!!!!    HER ASS IS SO HUGE IT nearly blocks out the over head ring lights LIKE A SOLAR ECLIPSE but I manage to walk over in the dark (OK!!...OK!!..I am carrying it a bit TOO FAR with the solar eclipse and blocking out the lights bit huh?) and position myself in front of her head...which is basically bowed down to and against the ring canvas which she ended up kissing!    I reach down and grab her bikini bottoms just above the crack in her ass and JERK UP AS HARD AS I CAN!!  YANKING HER UP AND ALMOST TOSSING HER AS MY ARMS SLIDE DOWN....and quickly letting her legs come up and almost lay over my broad shoulders as my arms wrap around her waist and I interlock my fingers and hands across her tight abs!  I grunt out loudly!.....GUUUHHH!!!!....and lift her up off the ring floor....her head just up off the canvas and her legs ad feet pointed STRAIGHT UP!  HOLDING HER UP OFF THE CANVAS!.....HER back pulled against my chest and abs...feet pointing to the sky!.....her front facing out away from me and to the crowd!......I contemplate DROPPING HER RIGHT THERE AND SPIKING HER INTO THE RING FLOOR!!....but suddenly I have a way way BETTER IDEA!!...I clutch her to my body and almost waddle with her in my arms over to a nearby ring corner....my back and shoulder muscles STRAINING AS I STRUGGLE WITH THE IMMENSE WEIGHT!....the toned nature and the sleek muscle definition in my bare back and shoulders almost magnifed by the reflection of the bright overhead ring lights off the thin wet sheen that coats my torso!....a large evil smile comes over my face as the corners of my full pouty lips and mouth turn up......as I press her up against the padded corner ring post and  LIFT WITH ALL MY STRENGTH AND DRAPE HER OVER THE TOP ropes on either side of the ring post!  THE POST IS NOW BETWEEN HER LEGS (I know what your thinking and that's not nice and you really shouldn't go there)...her legs hanging over the top ropes on either side of the post as I pull her legs down on the outside of the ring ropes and bring her feet back in the ring and let the backs of her ankles lift up and press against the middle rope....the tautness and pressure of the middle rope.....literally THE BRACE THAT KEEPS HER LONG LEGS FROM FLIPPING UP AND ALLOWING HER TO FLY BACKWARDS AND FALL/SLAM TO THE CANVAS ON HER BARE WET BACK!!!......her torso now hanging free along the inside of the post.....I reach in and grab each of her arms and let them lay across the middle rope......HER HEAD AND FACE UP AGAINST THE INSIDE OF THE POST.....AS SHE HANGS UPSIDE DOWN AGAINST THE RING POST!....HER LIPS PRETTY MUCH KISSING IT!!!!   SHE IS NOW HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ON THE INSIDE OF THE RING POST (I know I just said that but it just sounds soooo COOL!!....Imagine it!.....she is hanging over the ropes on her front!.... in the corner!.....the post between her legs ...*chuckles*.....her arms hanging down along side of and down past her head!.....her face against the post....probably kissing it at this point when she should fucking be kissing my sweet SMALL TIGHT ASS!).....HER FACE AGAINST THE PADDED POST!......HER CROTCH PRESSED AGAINST THE POST AS ITS BETWEEN HER LEGS!.....HER LEGS HANGING DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING ON EITHER SIDE OF THE POST....HER ANKLES PULLED BACK INSIDE OF THE RING AND THE BACKS OF HER ANKLES PULLED JUST INSIDE THE RING AND AGAINST THE INSIDE OF THE MIDDLE ROPE! ...HER ARMS HANGING DOWN ALONG EITHER SIDE OF HER HEAD AND PAST IT....... AND DRAPING OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE!

I say to myself...."I think she looks damn nice hanging there like that with her ASS POINTED UP!"   Her Cuban flag bikini bottom pointing skyward...her body simply hung over the top ropes in the corner.....I giggle some as I see that ring post pressed up against her crotch and I wonder how its all going to feel when she regains consciousness!  I bet her crotch is getting wet up against the "hard" ring post....maybe she's even having a "wet" dream about it!   I am gonna check on that in a moment!.......LOL

I step back as I see Red running over waving his arms like a crazed lunatic saying something about  "She's outside of the ropes!!"...and Illegal!!"   "YOU CAN'T DO THAT MICHELLE!" 

So as Red runs by like a mad Bnashee...I wait until the last second...really just a bit before the last second and THRUST MY RIFHT ARM OUT as if to CLOTHESLINE HIM!!!.....then I JERK IT BACK JUST IN TIME!!!!.....JUST TO SCARE HIM!!!!    I'm SUCH A BEOTCH!!!!!!

I simply step back...cross my arms across my bare sweaty glistening chest...and admire my handy work......"God what an artist I am"...I say to myself as I gaze at her upside down body hanging there!

"NEED ANY HELP THERE RED?"....I yell out as I just am dying laughing here!!!!!  Knowing that if Red lifts on that middle rope against her ankles her legs are gonna flip up and she is going to fly backwards and slam on her back inside the ring in the corner......which is my fucking plan!!!

I motion to the ESPN Sports Center guys to come over and set up and begin filming Eva hanging from the ropes upside down in the corner.....I walk over for the cameras and stand by her hanging there.......I flash a bright smile and point my arms at her while I keep looking in the cameral.....doing my best Vanna White imitation with my hand and arm motion and actions.

[RedEnforcer]

Ummm..ok..
Well shit.

She's trussed up in some kinda Gordian Knot (Wikipedia is your friend kids.) I look her over, carefully examining her body. VERY carefully. I am not really sure how to get her unstuck. I put my elbow on  the top rope and try and figure it out. A gentle tug here. A tug there. Maybe if I pulled her bottoms this way.  Oops, no.

Holy Cuban Cigar, she's like a one person siamese human knot.

[Mari-Angelina]

Red Enforcer gives up trying to free Eva from the ropes and I see Michelle go back in the corner.  Now is my chance to attack her.   run across the ring and leap at Michelle.

SHE MOVES!

SHIT!!! SHIT!! SHIT!!!! FUCK!!!!!!

I am heading face first into Eva's upturned big ass!!!!!

SHHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

I land face first in the soaked cotton material of Eva's sweaty bikini bottoms, getting sweaty Cuban ass all over my face.  I roll out of the ring in total embarassment as Carmen tries to comfort me!

[Freddy (B.A.W.)]

Brunette vs brunette................it's not my favourite match! But I love it anyway!
We have two stunning beautiful ladies into the ring!
Michelle will win! She is tall, tough, very fit! (and she is a nice writer too)
Eva is an amazing jobber!

[Michelle]

I fall back on my ass and CACKLE WITH LAUGHTER!  Watching Red try and figure out how to untangle Eva from the ropes...when all he has to do is pull back the middle rope that's tight up against the back of her ankles....and she'll flip backwards and land on her back in the ring! As I get to my feet....I step to the side and reach down....bending over at the waist to give the cheering crowd beyond the ring ropes  that are waving American flags a full clear view of my breasts as they hang from my bare torso.....I continue bending over and reach for a clear plastic bottle of water that I had set down and begin taking off the cap.......I slowly raise the bottle above my head and pour the water down over my dark brown hair.....my hair is pulled back in a tight pony tail and is already wet and matted so WHAT THE FUCK!.... I decided I need a refresher!.....the water splashes down over my head and runs down my face as I tilt it up skyward....feeling the cooling clear liquid pour down my face....my full dry pouty lips......down my neck.....and down my glistening toned back...over my broad tanned toned shoulders.....down my chest and between my firm....perky......perfectly shaped......34C breasts.....streaking down my white orbs to my small pink erect nipples......and flowing off the ends of both my nipples like a rain gutter spewing out water during a spring storm!!....water flowing down my firm taut muscled abs....my entire torso now glistening even more under the bright overhead ring lights......THEN!!!.....I SUDDENLY FEEL A WHOOOSH OF AIR AND A BLUR GO BY ME and notice its ONE HALF OF THE HISPANIC OLSEN TWINS....MARI-ANGELINA!!!   WOWSA!!!   I watch as SHE SPLATS INTO EVA'S ASS HEAD FIRST as EVA HANGS from the ropes UPSIDE DOWN....and almost BURIES HER FACE BETWEEN EVA'S BUTT CHEEKS!!!!!!    GAWWWDDD!!!   RIGHT SMACK INTO THOSE SWEATY WET .....UUUUGGGHHH!!!!!.......GAAAROOOSSSSS!!!!   She looked like one of those cartoon characters who sticks their head thru a fucking fence or something!!!!   Seeing her little short fucking legs just WIGGLING!

I walk over to Eva....still at this time STILL HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ......after MARI-ANGELINA PULLS HER HEAD out of Eva's ASS.....and I grab Eva's bikini bottoms and PULL UP HARD!!!!!   STRETCHING THE MATERIALl up against her PUSSY!!!!   Listening to her scream out in AGONY!!!!    "What's that you say Eva?"  "DO IT AGAIN?"   "OH.....OK!"   I GRAB THE BIKINI BOTTOM AND JERK IT UP AGAINST HER PUSSY IN A WEDGIE AGAIN!!!!!!!!   ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!    She CUTS LOOSE with a BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM...then starts cursing me with all sorts of Spanish phrases I frankly have never heard before!!!

Cabeza de mierda - Translation: shit head

Chingate - Translation: Go Fuck Yourself (OK....give me some time here....I'm working up to that ...I mean..you all know me....CUM ON!!)

Come mierda - Translation: Eat shit

Chingada Madre - Translation: Motherfucker

Chupa verga un burro! - Translation: Go suck a donkey's dick??   WHOA!!!!!

I mean she is tossing this stuff at me RIGHT AND LEFT!!!!!!  I'd take offense but most I don't understand at the time anyway

[Michelle]

I then decide.....WHAT THE FUCK!!...LET'S DO THIS RIGHT!!!!

I grab her bikini bottoms AGAIN WITH BOTH HANDS AND JERK THEM DOWN (as she is hanging upside down in her case...I'm jerking them up...but you get the picture I'm sure)....and FULLY EXPOSE HER NICE TANNED ASS!!!!   MY GAWD WHAT A WHOPPER!!!!!

If Captain Ahab himself were alive today....he'd scream out!!!    "THAR SHE BLOWS!"   And he'd toss a harpoon in that giant THING!

I lick my lips and DRAW BACK MY RIGHT HAND....THE PALM OF IT FACING HER ASS AND I SWING IT IN A WIDE ARC AND SMACK IT HARD AGAINST THAT GIANT ASS!!!!!!    SMACK!!!!!!!

THE SMACK AND POP ECHOS AND CAN BE HEARD EVEN OVER THE CHEERING CAPACITY CROWD IN THE ARENA!!   I watch as her BODY TWITCHES and she SCREAMS out!!!......"RED!!!....YOUR THE FUCKING REF!!!!....WHERE ARE YOU?"  "RED!!!!"

ALL I HEAR AFTER THAT IS THE CROWD GOING WILD AND HER CURSING ME IN UNKNOWN SPANISH PHRASES!

I draw back my right hand again and again.....SWINGING IT IN A WIDE ARC AS MY PALM SLAPS HER ASS HARD WITH LOUD POPS!!!!!!

WHAPP!!!!!!

WHAP!!!!!!

WHAP!!!!!!

I watch with delight as that tanned skin STARTS TO TURN A BRIGHT PINK!!!!

[Michelle]

I'M DYING LAUGHING AND ABOUT TO HYPERVENTILATE!........when SUDDENLY ANOTHER LIGHT BULB COMES ON IN MY HEAD!

I resch down in the corner where Eva keeps her bag...the shrillness of that Hispanic twang interspersed with Spanish curse words the likes of which Ricky Ricardo probably never heard but wanted to use on Lucy about half the fucking time!!! I'm sure he wanted to secretly STRANGLE THAT REDHEADED LOUD MOUTH!!!!   Opps..did I just disparage an American ICON?    AYE CARAMBA!!!!!!

I reach into her bag with my right hand and pull out a.......CUBAN CIGAR!!!   I fumble around in the bag a bit longer and find a cigar cutter and a lighter....I hold up the COHIBA (Thanks to the people at COHIBA CIGARS for sponsoring this portion of our match.....Have you tried a COHIBA today?  If it was good enough for Bill and Monica its way good enough for you!  For that flavor only a USED INTERN'S PUSSY can deliver...IT'S COHIBA!)

I hold the cigar in one hand and hold it up...squinting as I carefully raise the cigar cutter up to the pointed end of the cigar and snip it off!  I then drop the cutter and pick up the lighter...flick it a few times until a bright blue flame emerges from the top!....I then bring the cigar end I just snipped off up to my full sexy pouty "oh I just want to kiss them" lips and place it between my them and teeth...clamping down on it with my lips as I bring the end of the lighter flame up to the opposite end of the cigar.........and begin to slowly inhale....drawing in the smoke and inhaling until the end of the cigar begins to turn a bright orange...puffing smoke out of the corner of my mouth the whole while..

I then remove the cigar from my lips with my right hand......RAISE IT UP IN THE AIR ABOVE MY HEAD......and SHOW IT TO THE CROWD!!.......then lowering my hand holding the cigar.....I ever so slowly and gently AIM IT AT EVA'S ASS!!!.....I THEN.......INSERT THE SLIGHTLY POINTED END INTO.....(drum roll here would be appropriate)........(I know...I know...you can't really FUCKING BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS......We'll.....BELIEVE IT!!!)......INTO AND IN BETWEEN EVA'S FAT BUTT CHEEKS!!!!   TWISTING IT WITH A LITTLE SLIGHT TWISTING MOTION OF MY RIGHT WRIST .....just a little twisting mind you... to make sure ITS FIRMLY INSERTED!!!!!  I step back and raise my right hand with my thumb extended skyward...... and aim it at her ass....admiring my handiwork...much like Michelangelo must have admired his work on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel

I step back and do my best Vanna White imitation as I swung my arms up and point to her ass....I scream at Eva....."HEY EVA...YOU GOT CABLE?"......"CAUSE YOUR GONNA BE ON SPORTS CENTER TONIGHT!!....WELL....AT LEAST YOUR ASS WILL BE!!!"

THE ARENA ERUPTS TO THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE AND CHEERING!!!!....FOOT STOMPING!!!!....BAGS OF POPCORN AND BEER CUPS FLYING!!!!!!!!!!

I was told she looks like a CUBAN BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!   Someone break out the party favors!!!!!

Anyone wanna try and blow out the candle?

[Serena77]

 
The "cigar move" is wonderful! You are putting up a great fight, Michelle!
I'm really enjoying it from the front row!
Michelle rules!

[michellecatfites]

I voted for Michelle. Her well toned body and training will eventually own Evangelina. Plus ya have to love that cigar move. Evangelina is owned already, even if she doesn't know it yet.