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Joan Severance was waiting in the Green Room preparing to make her first appearance on "The Tonight Show" in 1985. She was watching the show on a small tv set when, to her utter dismay, she heard Johnny Carson ask his first guest, Christina Applegate, if she could hang around for another segment. That meant she, Joan, was being bumped from the show! Her anger flared and she did nothing to stifle it. "Oooo, if I ever get my hands on that little tramp!" Joan hissed.
Unfortunately (as it turned out) she got her wish as Christina came bouncing into the room as the band played the show off the air. In less than 30 seconds, Joan had picked a fight with the younger blonde and they were rolling around on the floor, a tangle of arms, legs and hair.
Shrieking with anger and pain, the two rolled across the floor, both of them throwing what punches and slaps they could, along with some fierce hair-pulling and a little kicking thrown in. But as the action wore on, Joan found herself on the losing end. Not only was Christina stronger and faster, she was full of energy and Joan was tiring rapidly.
"What's the matter, old lady? Can't keep up?" Christina giggled as Joan stopped trying to fight. The sultry brunette would have retreated but her clothes were practically in rags and her face and body were a mass of scratches and bruises. What was worse was that Christina had her legs wrapped around Joan's trim waist, preventing her escape.
Then it got ever worse for the older woman. Christina started applying pressure to her leg scissors and poor Joan was soon gasping and sobbing. "I - HUH! - please, I - UHHHHH! - NO! STOP! - please, I'm sorry. Ohhhhh! I give! I give! I sooo give up!" the ruined and devastated Joan wept. She had learned a hard lesson about messing with younger women.
