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#32 Trish Stratus

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#33 Corrine Blanchard

Trish was at the public beach compound with hotels surrounding that housed many of the Peach Pit fighters and significant others. It was a nice day and she I was working on her tan. She had on this little rainbow colored bikini and it was very nice, suiting her admirably. It was, by the way, strictly a sun-bathing bikini. Definitely not a swimming one. The tie that ran through the bottom of the triangles that made up the breast coverings was not fastened but ran through hemmed loops. It made it very easy to adjust the bikini while wearing it but it would be an embarrassment waiting to happen if she went in the water.
Not wanting to be bothered by the local wolves, one in particular, she wasn't with the main crowd but had found herself a reasonably isolated position to relax and listen to music while I tanned.
Trish should have known that that wouldn't be enough to keep all the wolves away. She was lying back, eyes closed, idly conducting the song she was listening to, and she felt someone standing next to Trish. By felt, she mean that they were casting their shadow over her, and it was noticeable.
"You're blocking my sunlight and I'm not interested. Please go away," Trish said, hoping that it wasn't Chuck standing there. (The particular wolf I wanted to avoid.)
"Hello not interested," came a warm sounding voice. "Unusual name. I'll have to remember it for my next play. I'm William Shakespeare."
At that I did open my eyes. That and the fact that William had been kind enough to move so that his shadow was no longer on me.
"William Shakespeare?" she asked. "As in the famous poet and playwright, William Shakespeare?"
"Ah, you've heard of me. Fame is so fleeting that people tend to forget you when you don't write anything new."
"Especially when you haven't written anything new in five hundred years. You look younger than I'd have expected. Not a day over eighteen."
"Oh, please. There's no need to be insulting. I'm several days over nineteen. Don't blame me for the name, please. Blame my parents. I fully intend to have my name changed once I'm twenty-one. Are you having your name changed from not-interested? Strange name, that."
"Yes, I changed it," Trish said with a sigh of exasperation. "It's now Trish Status, perhaps you have heard of me. What are you changing your name to?"
"Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm used to people recognizing my name so I thought I'd just update it to something modern."
He was kidding. I knew he was kidding but he said it with such a straight face I couldn't be certain.
"Well, it's been nice meeting you William, or Leonardo, if you prefer, but I'm busy. Why not go and play with someone who has time to spare."
"Too busy to talk? What sort of woman are you? Women love to talk. Tell me about yourself. How old are you? Do you have a boyfriend? Will you go out with me? Are you a virgin? What are my chances of getting you into bed? Little scraps of information like that just fascinate me and will help give me a well-rounded view of your personality, which will go along with your superbly well-rounded figure."
"Eighteen, no, no, none of your business, zero," She replied, hoping I'd got the answers in the correct sequence.
"Hum. So that's age eighteen, no boyfriend, you're playing hard to get, not a virgin, and I'll have to work hard to get there."
"Hold on," Trish said indignantly. "How does none of your business switch to being not a virgin?"
"At eighteen, if you were a virgin you'd have said so. You didn't say so, so the chances are that you're probably not."
He was right, but damned if she was going to admit it. Trish contented with herself glared at him.
"Just go away," She snapped.
"But aren't you going to ask me all about myself? Women are insatiably curious. Surely you want to know more about me."
"What's to know? You're William Shakespeare, the famous poet and playwright and you died five hundred years ago. That's why you're using such old-fashioned pick-up lines. Go away."
That's the point when a fist came out of nowhere and bounced off the side of William's head, knocking him over. Standing where he had been was Chuck. So typical of Chuck and just one reason why I don't like him and will not date him. I glanced over at William to see if he was all right.
William was slowly getting back to his feet, smiling, but there was bloody murder in his eyes.
"And who might you be?"
"I'm Corrine, and you're talking to my boyfriend."
"Well if he is Will Shakespeare who are you Corrine Norris? Gosh, it's my day for meeting famous people. Why do you call him your boyfriend, Corrine?"
"I'm not Corrine Norris. I'm Corrine Blanchard. He's my boyfriend because I say he's my boyfriend."
"That's strange. Mr. Hollywood was just telling me he doesn't have a girlfriend. We were finding out about each other to see if I'd fit her requirements for his next girlfriend. Looks like you've been dumped, Corrine, so why don't you run along?"
Corine did her flexing her muscles and Trish had to admit she looked rather formidable. She was bigger than William, and out-weighed him considerably.
"I've got a better idea, pissant. You run along and I won't turn you into meat paste." Corrine was clenching her fists and cracking her knuckles, looking as though she'd really enjoy smashing poor William. If William had any sense he'd depart while still breathing.
"Sorry, Corrine, but you had your free hit and it wasn't a home run. Try it again and I'll be forced to take remedial action. Tell you what. I'm a poet rather than a fighter. Why don't we both compose a sonnet, winner gets the boy."
"A what?"
"A sonnet. It's a poem of fourteen lines. Ah, I'm assuming that you can count as high as fourteen?"
Corrine, amongst her other flaws, is a trifle dim at times, but even she can tell when someone's taking the mickey. Her face went red, she yelled something, and charged poor William.
That was the start and the end of the fight. Corrine took two steps, fist drawn back to punch a hole in Trish, and Trish's foot connected with Corrine, kicking her squarely in the cods. Corrine didn't even scream, just collapsing to the ground in a heap, trying to wrap herself around her vagina
Trish took hold of one of Corrine's arms and twisted it, hauling Corrine up onto her feet.
"Go and feel sorry for yourself somewhere else, Corrine," she told her, "and don't come back. We don't want you here and your boyfriend doesn't want you at any time. Now get."
With that she gave Corrine a push and Chuck went staggering off, bent double and moaning.
"That was a terrible thing to do to poor Corrine but necessary," Trish said, finally finding my voice.
"Yes, it was, wasn't it," he said with satisfaction oozing out of his voice, sitting down next to me. "Still, it was better than the alternative. If I'd let her beat me up I'd have had to charge her with assault and battery causing grievous bodily harm and she'd have gone to prison. This way he she learns a lesson and doesn't go to prison."
Somehow Trish doubted that. I suspect that in a fair fight Trish would still have won. She had moved awfully fast and struck hard and accurately. Trish told him so.
"Possibly," he shrugged, "but in a fight, if you don't cheat you deserve to lose. We weren't in a boxing ring or similar. Corrine wouldn't have been bothered with fighting fair or she wouldn't have attacked someone smaller than herself . Forget her."
I was quite willing to forget Corrine. I had done him a favor. . I couldn't see Corrine chasing me now that I'd seen her defeated so easily. Too humiliating for her. Another thing that helped me forget about the fight was William's behavior.
"I can't help it," he said, speaking quite calmly. "I'm all hyped up after that brutal battle, my chemistry currently overloaded with adrenaline and testosterones. You've conquered the enemy and now am entitled to take this ex WWF Diva as my prize."
"
I just looked at him, not knowing what to say. He didn't have the same problem.
"So, I am now your official boyfriend," he said. "Where shall we go on our first date?"
"You are not my boyfriend, neither official nor unofficial. You are a stranger who I will not recognize on the street."
"Harsh," he murmured. "After all we've been through and I'm to be cast aside. Want me to tell Corrine you've dumped me."
"Speak to that bitch and I'll kill you. I'm seriously contemplating that right now so I suggest you go away. I have to go to the change room ."
"Why bother? The pool is right here. Just go in and have a nice refreshing swim."
"I'm not on holiday here," Trish said repressively.
"Riiiight," he said slowly, looking at my bikini. "Of course, you'll want to get changed to go swimming."
I ignored him. What would he know about sun-bathing bikinis and swimming bikinis? I gathered my things and stalked off to the change rooms , William with me all the way, keeping up a line of patter that would do credit to a professional comedian (or politician).
Thursday night in the girl's weight room in the basement of the Peach Pit everything's segregated here, it's like sleepaway camp.
Trish has been at it alone, nothing but the faint whirr of the air
conditioning and her pumping blood, for over an hour. She's
in plain gray sweats, stained dark practically all over, that locker
room musk is rising off her in waves, flaring her nostrils, and it smells
damned good. Trish is lightheaded. All her blood is in her arms and chest, her
breasts are twitching with the involuntary shudder of animal flanks.
Sounds in the hall; shit, it's Corrine and Queen Wendy in flesh-hugging
pastel lycra stretch tanks with spaghetti strap shoulders and matching
olympic hurdler's shorts, the kind cut so high they look like panties.
Cutesie beyond belief. They're sports braless, dark areolae shining like
full moons 'neath the fabric sheen, what the hell is this about. Trish give them credit for working out, they're not in bad shape at
all, but, still, they're assholes. They look at me from across the room,
sitting on a bench in a sort of blood stupor, big 'bells littered around
me on the floor, and they start muttering among themselves, they seem
bugged.
Then Courtney yells, "Uh, excuse me, you'll have to leave now. We've
reserved the room for the next 90 minutes."
Reserved the room? They need the whole room to themselves? Trish is starting
to get pissed, she can feel her body jerk out of first gear of its own
accord, and find herself standing, arms wide in that threatening lat-
fan posture that dilettantes find so weird.
"What, am I in your way? Not enough space in here for three? Don't
worry, I won't stare at your tits."
Corrine frowns, bites her lip and shakes her head in an exaggerated
motion like she's talking to an idiot. "That's not the point. We
reserved the room for just the two of us. You'll have to go. Sorry."
Reserved for the two of them? Never heard of such a thing. How do these
drama twits get away this kind of stuff? Time to get real: "You want me
out, you'll have to throw me out. Shouldn't be much trouble for two big
musclebabes like you."
Corrine looks to Queen Wendy , the bigger of the pair by far. Corrine's about
my height, 5-8, but she can't weigh more than 145 lbs, she's whip lean but solid. QUeen Wendy is six feet and c160, though it's
mostly fat on her. Corrine strides over, stands close to me like she's
afraid of being overheard, maybe she thinks her size is intimidating and
she has some advantage by looking down at me. "Look, Trish," she says-
-she knows my name, I don't even know how, I've never talked to her
before--"why don't you just be nice and leave? I don't want any
trouble, but if you really make me bodily throw you out, I will. I'm a
lot bigger than you, obviously."
I guess
being the star drama twit, she'd never dream in a million years that I'd
give her a rough time. She's standing within an easy arm's length, her
nose crinkled up in barely concealed disgust, I guess she can smell the
l'eau de pump all over me, and I bitch slap her fast and hard with my
right hand, my arm moving with blinding speed considering how gorged it
is, it feels so distant I could be a two-brained dinosaur, a carnivore,
and the crack peals in the gym like a bulllwhip, and her face has been
snapped into a stinging profile, and when she brings her pretty head
back around to face me there's a look of stunned terror there that
transforms in a split second to seething rage, and she telegraphs the
blow with her mouth and eyes even before her right hand starts to move,
and it's not an open hand she's roundhousing at me, it's a big six-foot
girl fist, but I've already caught her wrist in the vise of my left
hand, and I'm stepping forward, bending her arm back, way back, and she
has nowhere to go but down and she's sitting on her ass on the mat, I've
still got her in the wrist lock, and I bitch slap her again, again
moving too fast for her to block, harder this time, so hard my hand is
imprinted on her face like an applause sign, and there's a thin trickle
of blood at the corner of her mouth.
Well, let me tell you, that got my ass in gear, I'm quivering now in
the sweet snap of an adrenalin wash, I can feel my heart and lungs
working like hot-oiled machinery, and Corrine is moving forward
uncertainly, fear and confusion written all over her cute face like a
Bambi . She starts to crab-
scrabble backward on her ass away from me, a torrent of foul language
pouring out of her pretty mouth, but Corrine's still coming at me,
she's got a look of violent resignation on her face, hey, this drama
twit have some balls after all, in this sports bra I look big enough to
peel her like a bananas, and I fake a downward move toward Corrine, then
charge Corrine, who sets herself and tries to throw a straight right at
me, the chick's got real spunk, but I slap the blow out of the way like
it was a mosquito and barrel into her with my swollen-big left shoulder
and she seems to literally fly backward, smashing into a Universal
station and collapsing in a tangle of long, lean limbs.
I look over my shoulder and am surprised to see that Corrine is not only
on her feet, but she's about to pounce on me--why she would ever want to
get in close with me I have no idea, she must be panicking something
awful, but there we are thudding together, chest to chest, her big
breasts are crushed into my neck, our arms are wrapped around each other
and we both start squeezing, and hey she feels pretty strong, but I'm
squeezing at about three times her power, and she gasps as I put the
pressure on, I can hear some of her vertebrae popping like I was a
chiropractor, and then she lifts me off the ground, my feet are dangling
for a second, hey she's really strong! but I lower my grip and pull in
hard on the small of her back, and she groans and starts to bend back
away from me, she wants out now, I'm hurting her, and then she puts her
hands around my neck, they're big hands, they're choking me off with
fingerspan to spare, her thumbs are pressed hard between my jugulars and
I've got to get out
of this choke hold right now, but Corrine partly blocks, partly jerks her
face clear of the hand and she lurches forward, putting a headlock on
me, and I fight it, I try to straighten up and fire an elbow at her, but
damned if she doesn't just muscle me down, leaning her weight on my
head, she's much stronger than I bargained for.
Corrine has slipped behind me and turned the headlock into a
choke hold, she's got her right arm levered up under my throat like a
crowbar. Corrine is strangling me to death. I've gotta
get this big girl off my back; I reach back with both hands and get a
grip on the back of her neck, as Courtney flicks a left-right into my
eyes, which I have no choice and I break the choke and grab her forearms, and Corrine is all
over me again, kicking and punching
Corrine's standing a safe distance away in a very sexy fighting stance,
breathing hard, wet with sweat, left arm extended, right fist around hip
level, she's got quite a pair of hands on her, they're fist ready, no
nails or polish, unusual for a drama twit, she hasn't hit me yet and I
don't want to find out what that's like, but I've got the upper hand now, that
nasty lynx is finally down. I'm panting pretty good myself, and I can
feel some swelling over my right eye, and there are L.A. Gear toemarks
on my side, but I'm ready to square off with Cindy and kick her ass from
here to the infirmary.
Before I can do anything
she punches me in the crotch with a swift left, it's totally on target,
and I'm doubling over, I'm imploding around the fulcrum of her fist, and
she hits me again with the same left as my head is coming down and she's
starting to stand up, it's right on the mouth, I've got the salty-sweet
taste sensation of blood on my tongue, and I'm trying to get my hands up
to block the next shot, but there's a screaming throb in my loins. Cindy
charges in and sidekicks me so hard in the chest I go down on my back,
the wind booted out of me, and while I'm down Corrine starts to
placekick my head, I get my arms up and they absorb the kicks, but I've
got to get away from her and I roll over in the middle of this assault
and start scrambling away on all fours,Corrine kicking me in the ass
and thighs, and as I scamper by a weight rack with a naked dumbbell bar
on it, nothing but sleeves, I grab it and swing back behind me, whacking
her perfectly in the knee and she drops like she was hamstrung.
"Fuck! I think she broke my knee!"
I damn well hope so. Corrine is on the floor looking frantic, both arms
wrapped around her leg. I'm on my knees, skulking behind a bench, still
holding the bar. I've got a big gob of
blood in my mouth, and I spit it out on the floor. Luckily, there are no
teeth in it. I make a quick sprint and a lunge
for Corrine before she can get to her feet, and I catch her by the arm
in mid crouch and jerk her up so hard it may have dislocated her
shoulder, and I back off with her in my grip, still holding the bar,
it's pulled up under her chin, like I'm some kind of monster dragging a
victim back to its lair. She's got her sharp-knuckled fists gripped
tight on the bar, the clear-polished nails just long and sharp enough to
put someone's eyes out.
I snap Corrine's arm loose and drive a left elbow between her
eyes so hard she goes over like a life-size cardboard cutout, and
she jerks her face away and crouches over in a fetal peekaboo, and I
grab her with both arms around the waist and try to hoist her up, my
right hand sliding under her full ass, and I get her to about shoulder
height, she's gotta be at least 160, and with a grunt I rest her on my
shoulder and then I drop her on the hardwood on her hip, and I scoop her
up off the floor, one hand between her legs, the other under her neck
and I fling her like that back into the room, she flies face first like
a missile and lands with a thud on her chest, and I go over and turn her
limp, heaving form chest up with my foot, I want to see if there's any
face damage from the bar, there's a rising bruise on her forehead, but
the skin isn't broken, she's lucky, that bar could have killed her, and
I pull her up by the wrists and slip my shoulder under her chest in a
fireman's carry and
and I heave Corrine off my shoulder with both hands, she spills crazy-limbed
onto her back like a doll,
Well! Finally, some measure of control! I peel off my sweatpants, I'm in
skin-thin black bike shorts, I bounce on the toes off my Nikes so my
fully loaded calves throb in a twin cardiac pulse, then I shake a thigh
pro poser style, a high-speed flesh jiggle that resolves suddenly into a
rock-hard quad carving, as I tense up from ankle to hip, one leg then
the other. Corrine has pulled herself to a sitting position and is looking
at me with beseeching cow eyes. All my muscle fibers are fast-twitching, my glutes are flexing
up steel-bun hard in the bike shorts like they were alive, and I have a
desire to pull them off, grab Corrine's head and ram her patrician nose
up my ass then break it like it was a walnut, but I can't risk this,
someone could come in at any time. So I grab Corrine by the head and
lift her onto my shoulder, then with a palm on her flat, hard belly and
a hand gripping her long, beautiful neck with chicken-wringing strength,
I press her overhead, lock out the elbows and hold her there, moving
around a little to maintain my balance like an acrobat, and then I press
her twice more, she's not a dead weight but she offers no resistance, it
feels so good, then I throw her straight out and she sails a few feet
before landing hard on her shoulder, making a loud whoofing noise. Courtney
has gotten to her feet.
I take Corrine up off the floor under the armpits, and hold her erect,
she's drooling off her chin and her eyes aren't quite focused, my hands
are webbed behind her head, my feet set wide.
Corrine's head is snapping against my hands like a soccer ball penalty-
kicked into the net, and after about ten wicked blows I give Corrine a quick two-handed shove and she crashes into the floor smearing blood all
over . I
step in and fire a right to her jaw, it's a knockout punch, she staggers
back as Cprrine falls at her feet, then she topples over on her back
with a thud. .I really put my ass on the line coming between
this maniac, lucky I know how to defend
myself, you know?
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