Happy Sunday! Here's a couple featuring my favorite jobber of all time!
Ariana Grande vs. Lily Collins: Pillow Fight Match
“Pssh… you just got lucky last time. Hope your ready to kiss my sweet ass, loser.” To accentuate her arrogance, Lily Collins turned around, bent over sticking her tight tush out and gave it a crisp slap while flashing her opponent a bratty smirk over her shoulder. Ariana Grande could only chuckle. Lily ran her mouth off before they’re previous encounter which was a Bra and Panties match which Ariana completely dominated. She not only stripped Collins, but she also spanked, pinned and branded her as the #1 jobber in the world. Apparently Lily didn’t learn a damn thing during that humiliating loss as there she stood cocky as can be in a classy yet sexy tight pajama romper that showed off all her legs with a seat that barely contained her tight yet perky buttcheeks. Ariana, dressed much more scandalous in her black one-piece and nylon stockings, couldn’t believe this lowest member on the food chain still couldn’t shut her big mouth.
Suffice to say, it didn’t take long at all for Ariana to make Lily deeply regret her pre-match sass. In just seconds, Lily was flat on her back trying and failing miserably to protect himself from the raining slaps and strikes from the ambushing Ariana. Then in just minutes, Lily’s prized one-piece romper, which was custom made for her, was ripped to shreds off her body leaving the already sobbing creampuff sobbing trying to cover up her stark naked body. Ariana proceeded to toy with her opponent throughout the match taking the time to put Lily in all sorts of embarrassing positions with nothing to cover herself up. She saved the best for last however as she slammed Collins onto the large fluffily bed in the middle of the ring. Lily laying flat on her back looked down in horrow as she watched Ariana grab both her legs and bent them way back over her body until Lily’s toes were touching the bed above her head with that “sweet ass” she so proudly strutted and teased before now sticking up straight in the air with no protection at all. Ariana then took things to the next level swiveling around and lowering her ass on Lily’s face and bent ankles. Ariana was sitting on Lily’s folded in half body like it was a throne resting her hands on each of the sticking up and spread asscheeks.
The ref counted to 3, technically this did constitute as a pinfall, but that wasn’t the whole point of this move. It was yet another punishment for Lily’s haughtiness before.Not only was this yet again another instance of Lily acting like a total brat and yet again it backfiring in the most humiliating ways, but this time she had the straight audacity to flaunt herself practically offering her ass to Ariana on a silver platter. And of course Ariana gladly took the bait. She raised one hand high in the air, held it for a second to amp up anticipation before swinging it down hard on Lily’s right asscheek causing a crisp smack to echo throughout the arena. Lily let out a muffled squeal while trapped under Ariana’s ass stacked up and contorted in this mortifying position and totally powerless to get out of it. Ariana spanked those sticking up little bubbles in every way possible; sometimes slapping the side of them just to watch them jiggle and little mounds of jello. Ariana then began sensually gyrating her butt over poor Lily’s face making her to be the one kissing ass tonight. Eventually, after a lot of smothering with a beet red booty, Lily would pass out although Ariana wouldn’t even realize before many more slaps to her pointing up tush like it was an offering to the jobber gods.
Grande eventually climbed off her cathedra but wasn’t finished as she bent down to grab Lily’s torn apart romper and tied both her still bent back ankles behind her own head together leaving her trapped in this so demeaning and mortifying position. Placing one of her feet on Lily’s flattened and smacked red booty for a victory pose put the finishing touches on yet another squashing by Ariana Grande to this mouthy cupcake.
Lily Collins vs. Hayden Panettiere
Hayden just scored the confidence booster she exactly needed. She had avoided catfighting for a few months and this was her first red carpet event since dealing with her postpartum depression looking to get back to the spunky and take charge Hayden she was before. If the love and support shown by her Hollywood co-stars and friends wasn’t enough, she’d get the best medicine possible for still feeling a little blue: an impromptu squash match against the weakest jobber with the biggest mouth in who else but Lily Collins. Poor Lily could just never stop her snobby ways and of course when Hayden soaked up all the eyes and attention of the evening, Lily had to resort to her typical passive aggressive bratty tones and snarky backhanded remarks. But of course, as always the case when Lily runs her mouth off writing checks she could never conceive of cashing, karma would yet again rear its ugly head for the snotty creampuff. And when Hayden heard one comment about her weight that Lily said just a little too loud, she had enough.
Lily stood motionless like a deer in the headlights frozen in fear as Hayden marched right up to her. By the time Lily turned around to attempt pathetically running away, it was far too late as Hayden caught up to her seconds later tackling her to the ground on her stomach. Lily was done for now; a predator’s easy first prey since stepping back into the food chain. What followed was classic jobber destruction. Hayden made quick work of Lily’s long yet body shaping black dress quickly ripping it to shreds. The crowd gathered around loved seeing both Hayden getting her groove back and Lily get yet another sweet helping of comeuppance. During one particularly entertaining sequence, Hayden deposited the pleading and weeping Collins bent over the audience railing with her bare butt sticking straight up, with only a virtually non-existent string black thong wedgied deep up her buttcrack, as she actually slid Lily all the way down the railing giving herself and everybody near the action a chance to smack that perky little booty themselves.
After a barrage of spanking, a breast smothering bear hugging combo that had Lily flailing helplessly trapped in her tormentor’s grasp, Hayden wanted to make a statement. Retrieving a stick of red lipstick from her purse, Hayden again scooped Lily up over her shoulders for a torture rack parading her around the red carpet showing off her first jobber victim in mouths and boy it felt so good. Lily continued to weakly plead for forgiveness before she felt her own black thong shoved into her mouth followed by herself being hoisted further up in the air and then came crashing down over Hayden’s knee bent shockingly backwards in a devastating backbreaker. Collin’s puny body was folded in half so much so that she saw her own bent back ankles and feet dangling next to her head just before she blacked out. The crowd cheered and applauded the now beaming and confident as can be Hayden posing with the mangled body of Collins snapped in two around her knee. Again scooping up the still broken Lily and draping her over the railing again this time with her body still bent in half backward, Hayden grabbed the red lipstick and wrote a message and a promise to all the other catfighters on Lily’s stretched out and folded over belly sticking straight up to the sky “HAYDEN’S BACK, BITCHES”
