Holiday Havoc: Penny (Kaley Cuoco) vs Max (Kat Dennings)
The never-ending war between the waitresses, West Coaster Penny and East Coaster Max, erupts in a special holiday-themed apartment catfight. Both battlers begin the match in sexy micro-skirted Santa's elves dresses, but those are quickly torn to shreds, leaving them clad only in novelty thongs: Penny's green thong has
Naughty or Nice? written across it, while Max's red pair are scripted with
Santa's Little Helper.
As usual in their battles, the two hellcats proved too easily matched for one to hold control of the brawl for long. As the fight passed the thirty minute mark, each had gone beyond their points of exhaustion, but their sheer hatred of one another fueled them.
Now they stood facing one another, swinging leaden arms and trading chops to each other's chest, each blow drawing a grunt of pain from the victim accompanied by a flying beads of sweat from their lush body as their battered bosoms bounced up and down. Suddenly, drawing upon her dregs of strength, Max unleashed three quick chops to Penny, punctuating each with a
"HO! HO! HO!"...which may have been seasonal, or may have just been the brunette's opinions of her blonde rival's morals. Gasping heavily, a stunned Penny stumbles backward. A quick punt of Max's foot into the Californian's lower belly doubles her over, allowing the New Yorker to grab Penny by the hair and pull her head between the brunette's thighs for a standing headscissors. Adding insult to injury, she gives her compromised adversary's rear end some sharp slaps, eliciting hapless yips from Penny.
Next, Max leans forward and wraps her arms around her foe's waist, taking a deep breath in anticipation of hoisting her up and spiking her skull into the floor with a crude of potentially devastating piledriver. For the spectators, it appears as if this titanic contest is about to be brought to a crashing finish in the busty brunette's favor.
But Penny is nothing if not surprising. Showing an astounding burst of strength herself, she grabs hold of her tormentor's thighs and, with a roar, lifts her up off of the floor. In a heartbeat, she flips Max over her back, sending her thudding to the carpet, where she lay on her back, moaning and stunned. Letting gravity do it's work, Penny collapses down upon her rival, driving an elbow smash into her breasts, hammering precious air from her lungs. With her last vestiges of power, the blonde crawls top her adversary, pins her arms down over her head, and lowers her breasts down across the struggling Max's face. "Santa says you haven't been very good this year," the blonde rasps with a smirk. "He didn't have any coal to give you, so you'll have to settle for a pair of truly magnificent pillows instead." The brunette's muffled response is no doubt profanity-laden, but it's all the resistance she's able to muster, and soon enough even that eludes her as she is smothered into semi-consciousness.
Victory was hers, but the blonde wasn't finished just yet. Exhausted yet exuberant, she crawls on her hands and knees over to a velvet Santa's sack in the corner, left there for just this moment. Within she finds long tethers of velvet ribbon and a bow. She returns to the mewling Max, rolls her over onto her belly, and proceeds to bind her wrists and ankles behind her, hogtying the brunette with the ribbons. She then sticks the bow atop the beaten battler's head and, smiling, turns to the spectators and says, "Don't open this present until Christmas...of next year!"
