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The "Catpin" Universe Discussion

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Offline Tiberius J.C.

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Re: The "Catpin" Universe Discussion
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2021, 06:21:22 AM »
Lo. We're Texans snow and ice are a mere inconvenience. We've been busy playing in it...now, the candy ass California transplants are whining incessantly though. I could tolerate a few more weeks of this if it causes their annoying dumbasses to go back west!  Those people are humanized cancer, I tell you.
Poor Californians! They almost roast to death in a forest fire. Flee to Texas, thinking they'll be safe there because there are no trees, and get buried in a blizzard! Out of the frying pan into the freezer, as it says in the Bible, somewhere (probably the New Testament because I think freezers are quite a recent invention). And now they've somehow got on the wrong side of Kelli (which is not the side you want to be on) and are probably going to end up being torn limb from limb and fed to Jaymie's alligator!
What have they done? might I ask, if it's not a rude question. Flirted with Jake? (Or is he Jolene's problem nowadays? We're six months behind with the story, remember, on this board.) Pushed your daughter off the soccer team? Parked in your favourite spot outside the fitness centre?
Or just asked some tactless question like: "How come the nude blonde lady in the Tesla has got tan marks if she doesn't own a bikini?"
« Last Edit: February 19, 2021, 02:31:06 PM by Tiberius J.C. »
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Re: The "Catpin" Universe Discussion
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2021, 10:41:42 AM »
Looks like it isn't just poor Kelli. That bitch Jolene even ripped the bodystocking off Kelli's pet squirrel.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Euk_8TeWgAQPmBB?format=jpg&name=medium
Tough times in Texas!
« Last Edit: February 19, 2021, 11:45:00 AM by h_k »

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Offline Tiberius J.C.

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Re: The "Catpin" Universe Discussion
« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2021, 11:33:54 AM »
Kiva, if you live nearby, could you lend Kelli a bikini? And do Clarissa or Chase perhaps have something that might fit the squirrel? They're going to catch their death of cold in this weather!
« Last Edit: February 19, 2021, 11:43:32 AM by Tiberius J.C. »
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Re: The "Catpin" Universe Discussion
« Reply #63 on: February 19, 2021, 02:38:11 PM »
Kiva, if you live nearby, could you lend Kelli a bikini? And do Clarissa or Chase perhaps have something that might fit the squirrel? They're going to catch their death of cold in this weather!
In a weird out of character aside, I can't figure out if the squirrels love or hate this weather. They are running around like crazy playing in the stuff... could be that they are just so cold that they have to keep moving.... who knows? Squirrels by there nature, are squirrelly.

And Californians deserve everyone's ire, H_K. Imagine having the greatest house ever constructed and basically destroying it with every improvement you attempt. Then after it sits in pile of rubble, you go to your neighbor's house and start trying doing those same renovations to their house. Makes me mad enough to pull hair- someone else's, obviously. :)
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Re: The "Catpin" Universe Discussion
« Reply #64 on: February 19, 2021, 03:24:14 PM »
Kiva, if you live nearby, could you lend Kelli a bikini? And do Clarissa or Chase perhaps have something that might fit the squirrel? They're going to catch their death of cold in this weather!
Sure, Kelli may use one of my bikinis, but if I know Kelli, she has plenty of her own. Sadly, the camo was her favorite. Speaking of bikinis, Kelli, if you’re still having problems with your water, my invitation is still open. After the kids go to bed, the four of us can jump into the hot tub on our deck, drink margaritas (rye for Jake), and have a good time. Then, we’ll light up the fireplace, have a few more drinks,....and who knows....maybe we’ll find a way to surprise our guys. :o

Yes, we still have Chase’s doggy sweaters from when we lived in colder climates. His puppy sweater should fit a squirrel. :)
I suppose all fictional characters, especially in adventure or heroic fiction, at the end of the day are our dreams about ourselves. And sometimes they can be really revealing.
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Offline h_k

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Re: The "Catpin" Universe Discussion
« Reply #65 on: February 19, 2021, 04:54:36 PM »
Kiva, if you live nearby, could you lend Kelli a bikini? And do Clarissa or Chase perhaps have something that might fit the squirrel? They're going to catch their death of cold in this weather!
Sure, Kelli may use one of my bikinis, but if I know Kelli, she has plenty of her own. Sadly, the camo was her favorite. Speaking of bikinis, Kelli, if you’re still having problems with your water, my invitation is still open. After the kids go to bed, the four of us can jump into the hot tub on our deck, drink margaritas (rye for Jake), and have a good time. Then, we’ll light up the fireplace, have a few more drinks,....and who knows....maybe we’ll find a way to surprise our guys. :o

Yes, we still have Chase’s doggy sweaters from when we lived in colder climates. His puppy sweater should fit a squirrel. :)
I knew you'd come through for us, Kiva. You're a hun! Better make it a white one while the snow lasts or the alligator will still spot him. And does Chase perhaps have a white pompom hat he doesn't wear any more? It's just that those ears…
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Euk_8TeWgAQPmBB?format=jpg&name=medium
And the forearms too. Could you perhaps make him some white silk gloves - Jacky Kennedy style? And some white booties? We need to make sure the little fella's not just snug but safe.
How's your shoulder BTW? Margaritas, pain killers and hot tub sounds a little… Well, you're a nurse.

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Re: The "Catpin" Universe Discussion
« Reply #66 on: February 21, 2021, 01:20:32 PM »
OK, here’s my best plotline ever:
Getting wind of the fact that he owns a bank in Manhattan, Jaymie and Allie kidnap Chase and demand a ten trillion dollar ransom. Even though it means selling one of her favourite ball gowns, Kiva agrees to pay and sets off for the remote location described in the ransom note with a suitcase full of diamonds to buy back her beloved pooch. Jaymie and Allie go to meet her, leaving the alligator alone to guard Chase in the barn. By chance, Kelli chooses this moment to pay her evil sister-in-law a visit and demand a rematch. Finding the house empty, she’s about to leave when she hears the sound of music coming from the barn and looking through a crack in the wall discovers Chase strumming away on his banjo and the alligator dancing, the pair of them now the best of friends! Kelli at once phones Kiva to tell her Chase is safe and not to pay the ransom. The call arrives just as she and the kidnappers (wearing hoods like Klansmen) are standing face to face in the melting snow and Kiva is first to react, swinging the suitcase full of diamonds and knocking Jaymie out cold. This leaves Kiva and Allie to fight it out alone in the slush. The fight lasts over 20 minutes, because every time Kiva’s about to nail Allie, Jaymie begins to come round and has to be slugged again. Eventually Kiva gets Allie in an armlock, sits on her back and holds her face in the snow until she passes out. Then she piles one sister on top of the other and sits on them until the police arrive.
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Thirty minutes later, Kiva’s at home in the hot tub thawing out when Kelli drives up with Chase, who introduces Kiva to his new best buddy and asks if he can stay ‘like - for ever’, and Kiva agrees, although she’s a little nervous at first when the alligator climbs into the hot tub beside her. But she needn’t have worried because it turns out the alligator’s not such a bad chap, just easily influenced – as easily for good as for ill – and with Jaymie now locked away in a high-security penitentiary (sharing a cell, incidentally, with Paula the Poacher) and Allie in hospital with pneumonia, he’s surrounded from now on only by kind people, and one of his many acts of gratitude towards his new family is to show Kiva the authentic way to perform the ‘Gator Roll’ head-and-arm choke, which soon becomes one of her specialities, and the joy of seeing Kiva standing tall over an inert opponent tied up with her own bikini while her pooch plays the banjo and her alligator dances a celebratory jig at her side soon ranks (along with Kelli tying a naked Jolene up in the ropes and slapping her silly) as one of the biggest Saturday night draws at Billy’s when performed live, as well as becoming an instant viral sensation whenever the fight takes place elsewhere and the video’s posted later online.

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Re: The "Catpin" Universe Discussion
« Reply #67 on: February 21, 2021, 07:18:03 PM »
Such a shame to see Allie go down a dark path following Jaymie... she was such a sweetie...  :)

I like Allie a lot and that is the reason I haven't fought her in a chapter. The real life version is a super fit marathon runner but has powerfully muscular legs. If I tried to run that much I'd end up with bird legs and a pooch belly, lol.
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Offline Tiberius J.C.

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Re: The "Catpin" Universe Discussion
« Reply #68 on: March 15, 2021, 11:56:11 AM »
How about Kelli & Kiva vs the White Supremacists?
("Three Ks bad! Two Ks good!")
You two have to team up. Or are you going to whip Jolene and Paige on the same evening? That would be fun! Wouldn't have to be a tag match. Just one after the other.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2021, 08:06:37 PM by Tiberius J.C. »
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Re: The "Catpin" Universe Discussion
« Reply #69 on: April 09, 2021, 11:27:36 PM »
Chapter 32 is up. Introducing a new and interesting character, a guest appearance by a former opponent and a new venue. Hope y'all like it. It's not as dramatic or intense as some chapters but it does set up a lot of new stuff.

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