[Dude64]

Are you gals naked or am I just drunk lonestare?

[Tiberius J.C.]

Fyre in a dumpster – I love it. Not only have you salvaged the honour of the board with a heroic victory under difficult and not altogether salubrious conditions over a proud and hitherto unbeaten foe, but you made her hand over her panties on her knees, which after all the horrid things she did to Kiva was no less than she deserved. Have to give it to that husband of hers though. He's a good egg.
Now about that sister of hers …

[Dude64]

Yes! I hope you take on the sister soon!

[Tiberius J.C.]

Have you told Kiva about this? You have to tell Kiva! The whole world has to know, beginning with Kiva.

[Kiva]

“Thanks guys for having me over. I really needed this tonight,” I say to my hosts.

“Our pleasure,” Jake replies, with that charming smile across his big face. He places refills of red blend in front of Kelli and me and pours another glass of rye whiskey for himself. “Glad you were free tonight and could come over.”

Indeed, this was just what I needed. With the uncharacteristically cold Texas weather, this was a perfect night to be indoors, just kick back with friends, relax, and enjoy each other’s company. It feels like it’s been ages since I’ve had a fun night. For just a few hours, I can forget about Tom, Frank, Gloria, and a certain cheerleading coach whose name I don’t want to say. I really appreciate Kelli and Jake thinking about me and inviting me to their house. We streamed a movie, drank, told stories, laughed and had a good time. You can always count on Kelli for some good raunchy jokes and I came up with a few of my own. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard.

Across the living room, the TV still flickers although we haven’t watched it for over an hour. Then, something on the screen gets my attention. I groan. “Look who it is,” I mutter. “Josh Garrison in another lame car dealership ad. Every time I see one, I want to puke. I swear some stations run his ads every five minutes.” I notice Kelli and Jake looking at each other with smirks progressing to all out laughter they can barely hold back.

“I guess that’s the value of a Heisman Trophy. If all else fails, it will get you a job in a car dealership.” I continue, “Oh well, I guess that’s my cue to head home….Thanks again guys for thinking of me. We should do this more often.” I stand up from my chair.

“Wait Kiva,” Kelli urges. “We saved the best for last. We have something to show you…Jake, do you want to bring Kiva the…surprise.”

“What? A surprise?” I wonder.

“Here it is,” Jake announces, as he sets on the table what looks like a square box about 12 inches in each dimension with a towel draped over it.

“It’s my new prized possession,” Kelli explains. “Something is in the box. Can you guess what it is?”

“Well,” I observe. “It isn’t very big. Um…Jake bought you a diamond necklace?”

“Nope.”

“Keys to a new home?…A vacation home?…A ranch?…A luxury car?

“No to all”, Kelli grins.

“Ok, I give up,” I concede.

“Jake, remove the covering.” Jake whips the cloth cover away, revealing a transparent plastic case containing a woman’s panties…red panties to be specific, it’s front facing me, neatly hung on a small wire hanger.

“Panties? That’s the surprise?” I ask, wondering why they’d be special. “Do they do something unusual? Like, are they edible? Do they…Hey, wait a minute. These aren’t your panties, are they? These are from another woman. Oooh, now I get it. You won a fight and this is your latest trophy. I thought you looked a little stiff tonight…And it’s a special win. I know, I know, You beat Jolene. Didn’t you, didn’t you.”

“No, not Jolene,” Kelli answers. “Not yet.”

“Ok,” I remark. “It was Anna the Marine Chick.”

“No, not Anna.”

“Candace?”

“Someday.”

“Ok Kelli, who?…What pathetic woman, did you leave naked, crying, and broken?”

“Jake, do the honors,” Kelli says. Jake places his large hand over the top of the case and rotates it. I watch the red panties turn until the back side comes into view. The panties turn until I see the unmistakeable….number EIGHTEEN!!!

“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH,” I shriek, throwing my hands up to my face. “Cynthia?…Cynthia?…You beat Cynthia?…And you took her panties?…Oh my God…Oh my God…AAAAHHHH…I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!” I wrap my arms around Kelli and squeeze tightly, “Kelli, I love you…I love you….I LOVE YOU!!!…When?…How?…Tell me about it…I want to know…Tell me EVERYTHING!!!

After fifteen minutes, I’m able to sit still and be quiet enough to listen to Kelli’s story. She tells me the incredible tale about the trade show, Cynthia’s sister Charlotte, the fight in the elevator spilling into the loading dock, then the fall in the dumpster. Fucking unbelievable.

“I have GOT to see this tape” I said. “I hope Josh releases it….What if Tom sees it. Watch out, Kelli. He’ll be following you around next….Then he’ll be your problem, not mine,” I joke.

“I think Jake might have something to say about that,” Kelli laughs.

“Good,” I reply. “When Jake is kicking his ass, he can land a few shots for me….Hey, I know. Clarissa and I can show up for cheerleading practice wearing Lady Tigers shirts….And..oh! I think I just came up with a new cheer.” I move to the center of Kelli and Jake’s living room and giving it my best chest pumps and double hook jumps, I begin:

“Cynthia, Cynthia
You live in the past
We all knew your good times wouldn’t last
Now your winning streak has run out of gas
Kelli ripped that stupid 18 off your ass

F-Y-R-E
FyreCracka - that’s our Kelli
Cynthia thought she’d make you retire
She ended up as garbage in a dumpster Fyre.”

Go Kelli!”

We clap and laugh. Finally, we hug and I head for home. Lying in bed, I can’t stop smiling knowing that Kelli handed Cynthia some of her own medicine. Then, I remember tomorrow is another day. I fight Gloria in a few days. I’ll find out exactly where Frank and I stand. I suspect Charlotte will come looking for Kelli. I somehow know it’s not over yet with me and Cynthia. But at this moment, I have the knowledge of what Kelli did to Cynthia. I fall asleep happy.

*Thanks to Tiberius J.C. for the Lady Tigers shirts and dumpster fyre jokes.

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Kelli, this story was excellent on all sorts of levels. The setting, the build-up, the connection to your high school were so well done. The fight sequence was insanely creative. Pure drama. I’m so proud to have contributed characters to this work. There are many possibilities where this can go next. You are such a wonderful collaborator. It is a joy writing with you.

[Tiberius J.C.]

Now, of course, you've got to get little tiger costumes for Clarissa and Chase, Kiva – and don't forget the alligator. He'll look smashing in a tiger suit.
And what will Charlotte be wearing, I wonder, when she gets hers? There must be room in that little square box of Kelli's for a second set of panties, musn't there? Kelli, you'll have to get Jake to show her the box before the fight, like Josh did to Kiva. If the sight of her sister's maroon panties on their little hanger doesn't psych her out, the empty hanger alongside should do the trick.

[h_k]

I wonder how Cynthia's going to react when Kelli defeats her older sister (assuming that she does) in front of her eyes. Either it will be painful – perhaps even more painful than her own defeat – or in some corner of her being she'll be relieved (relieved that she's not the only one to come off second best against Kelli) and perhaps even pleased. Especially if Josh is watching. Perhaps there's a rivalry between the two sisters. Perhaps Cynthia feels insecure around Charlotte and will be secretly relieved if her sister fares no better against Kelli than she herself did. Given that there's a history of animosity between Charlotte and Kelli, I'm guessing Kelli will be no kinder to a conquered Charlotte than she was to Cynthia. And who else will be there to witness the event? I'm intrigued.
Lights! Camera! Action!

[papillon]

That single-leg Boston tho!
Do you begin by ripping the legs off spiders and work your way up to cheerleaders (sorry, cheer coaches) or do I mean 'down'?

[Tiberius J.C.]

So who's next: Charlotte or Jolene?

[h_k]

So who's next: Charlotte or Jolene?

With Charlotte and Cynthia being sisters, and Jolene and Paige being sisters too, it would seem only right and proper for Billy to throw all four of them into the cage at the same time - with the winning pair of siblings parading the losers through the crowd at the end with each other's bikini briefs in their mouths.
Of course, you and Kiva are practically sisters too now, aren't you, after knowing one another for all of nine (?) months  and so are Uma and Damini Doshi, so this could run for three chapters: two semi-finals and a final.
Are there any other pairs of sisters in Texas that I've overlooked? It's a big state, there must be a few. Oh, and tell Billy that since it was my idea, I want free beer and a ringside seat.

[Tiberius J.C.]

Are there any other pairs of sisters in Texas that I've overlooked? It's a big state, there must be a few. Oh, and tell Billy that since it was my idea, I want free beer and a ringside seat.

I was thinking Pam and Sue Ellen Ewing, but they weren't really sisters, were they?

[Kiva]

Are there any other pairs of sisters in Texas that I've overlooked? It's a big state, there must be a few. Oh, and tell Billy that since it was my idea, I want free beer and a ringside seat.

I was thinking Pam and Sue Ellen Ewing, but they weren't really sisters, were they?

Tori and Amber are sisters. Tori is an immature pharmacist who was destroyed by Kelli at Billy’s. When last seen, she was being “trained” by Billy himself. Amber is a bratty college cheerleader who harassed me at Cynthia’s. She’s a little shit in need of a serious beating. Both Tori and Amber are in Frank’s photo collection.

I like the idea of two on two fights.

[h_k]

Are there any other pairs of sisters in Texas that I've overlooked? It's a big state, there must be a few. Oh, and tell Billy that since it was my idea, I want free beer and a ringside seat.

I was thinking Pam and Sue Ellen Ewing, but they weren't really sisters, were they?

Tori and Amber are sisters. Tori is an immature pharmacist who was destroyed by Kelli at Billy’s. When last seen, she was being “trained” by Billy himself. Amber is a bratty college cheerleader who harassed me at Cynthia’s. She’s a little shit in need of a serious beating. Both Tori and Amber are in Frank’s photo collection.

I like the idea of two on two fights.

Are there any other pairs of sisters in Texas that I've overlooked? It's a big state, there must be a few. Oh, and tell Billy that since it was my idea, I want free beer and a ringside seat.

I was thinking Pam and Sue Ellen Ewing, but they weren't really sisters, were they?

Tori and Amber are sisters. Tori is an immature pharmacist who was destroyed by Kelli at Billy’s. When last seen, she was being “trained” by Billy himself. Amber is a bratty college cheerleader who harassed me at Cynthia’s. She’s a little shit in need of a serious beating. Both Tori and Amber are in Frank’s photo collection.

I like the idea of two on two fights.

I'd forgotten those two were sisters. Tori, the pretty one who hilariously overestimated her chances against Kelli, and Amber, the brat who pinned you and hooked the knee right after Cynthia had damn near broken your back. Ouch! That must have hurt … Then later, listening at the bathroom door while you were crying your heart out in the shower – frigging herself, I bet. Sadistic little monkey! Yeah, you owe her big time.

[papillon]

I'd forgotten those two were sisters. Tori, the pretty one who hilariously overestimated her chances against Kelli, and Amber, the brat who pinned you and hooked the knee right after Cynthia had damn near broken your back. Ouch! That must have hurt … Then later, listening at the bathroom door while you were crying your heart out in the shower – frigging herself, I bet. Sadistic little monkey! Yeah, you owe her big time.

It may have been cruel but it was also one of the funniest things I've ever read here. Between that (Chapter 8: Friday Night Lights Out - https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?topic=90742.75), the scene at Billy's when Kiva's trying to stop Jolene climbing all over Jake while Kelli's fighting in the cage (Chapter 4: Day of Reckoning, https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?topic=90742.15), the scene at the kids' dance school where she and one of the other mothers are all but ripping one another's tits off on one side of the wall while their little girls are marching up and down to the strains of "The wheels on the bus go round and round" on the other (Chapter 5: Dance Mom Dust Up, https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?topic=90742.30), the parody of the garbage we men serve up on FCF (in Chapter 6: Life With Kiva, https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?topic=90742.45) and the scene in the latest episode where she's trying to have a meaningful relationship with a serial womaniser (Chapter 12: Love, Death, and Lies 4, https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?topic=90742.135), I can't decide which is the funniest scene in Kiva's Fight Journal.
In The Poacher, it's easy: Chapter Two.
In Fyre's Fight Journal, there are lots of funny scenes but my current favourite is the one in the garden centre AKA "Tinkerbell's Fairy Fight Club", which is also one of the sexiest (Fyre's Fight Journal, Chapter 35: A Kitty Kissin' Catbrawl).
To think I used to skip all the stories written by women! How many other gems have I missed?

[Tiberius J.C.]

Fyre's Fight Journal, Chapter 38: That's the Spirit
  "I know you said you didn't get a scholarship, but you did go... to college... didn't you?"

  "Of course.... proud Horned Frog here." I say giving her the 'Fear the Frog' hand gesture oft alma mater, TCU.

I love that ('Fear the Frog'). Do colleges in the USA have hand signs like the gangs in LA?